Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Did anyone bother to read that?
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Michael Cole always has things of relevance to say. I don't know about you but I was fascinated to learn baout Billy Kidman's interests on Velocity a few weeks back.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 what the hell was that Davy? If I wait for my banner to be done I'd have to slow down before hitting 1000 and nothing's going to stop me now
Guest Angle-plex Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Ruthless Agressor, do you actually like Michael Cole, or are you being sarcastic?
Guest Marshall Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 FADE IN: INT. CLASSROOM -- DAY At the front of the class the teacher is talking in a drab voice to the class. The students, all aged around 15 are not paying much attention. At the back to the class four students are paying less attention. They are siting in rows of two. At the very back is JON and SCOTT and just in front of them is COLIN and MALCOLM. JON (To Scott) Are you still going tonight or what? SCOTT I'll have to see what time my mum goes out. On Malcolm and Colin's table, Colin is scrunching up a sheet of paper. JON Jennifer Conny will be there. SCOTT Really, well I'll be there also. I forgot to tell you she smiled at me. JON When? SCOTT I walked past her and she smiled. One day am going to marry that girl. Colin turns around. COLIN I never thought it possible but you are lame and gay a the same time. JON (To Scott) Well that is weird thing to say. Colin turns back and lobs the paper at the teacher. It misses and hits the board. The teacher, who had been writing on the board, turns around. He is in his early twenties. TEACHER Very original. Just because am the new guy. Come one guys if we learn now there will time at the end for some fun. 2. A kid holds up his hand. KID Mr Weathers, can go to the toilet. TEACHER I told you, you can call me Danny. KID (unsure) Can I go to the toilet Danny. TEACHER Of course. The Kid leaves. Mr Weathers goes back to writing on the board. JON (To Scott) Anyway, so you think you have a chance with Jenny. SCOTT Well I definitely thinks she likes me. Malcolm turns around. MALCOLM You haven't got a snowballs. With the friends she keeps, she wouldn't be seen dead. SCOTT Oh, what do you know. MALCOLM I know she's the most popular girl in school and your not the caption of the football team. JON Everybody knows the geek always gets the girl at the end of the movie. (To Scott) No offence. Colin turns around. He has made a bigger paper bomb. COLIN Check this out! Five pieces of A4 and a rubber for weight. It gonna fly baby. He turns and lobs it. It flies right over to Mr Weathers and hits him right on the head.The whole class laughs. He turns around in a flash. This time he is pissed off. 3. TEACHER That could of hurt someone. He sees Malcolm has his back to him. TEACHER (CONT'D) Malcolm Prince, Mr Mylor's office now. MALCOLM (protesting) It wasn't me! TEACHER Do you know who did it. MALCOLM (defeated) No. Malcolm leaves the classroom. TEACHER Anyone else who wants to mess around in my class can join him. COLIN (laughs) TEACHER Colin Greavy if you find it so funny you go and see Mr Mylor. See how funny it is then. COLIN (standing up) Yes sir. Colin leaves. TEACHER Right lets get on with it. Mr Weather turns back to the board. JON What do you think will happen to them? SCOTT Nothing - Detention at the most. TEACHER Scott please leave. SCOTT Wha... TEACHER Now! 4. SCOTT Yes sir. Scott leaves the classroom. FADE OUT: .,,,,
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 ahhhhhhhh that's making my head hurt
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Yes, I DO like Michael Cole, but on a reverse entertainment level. He always cracks me up, and he's just so loveable. I mean LOOK AT HIM!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 did anyone notice we're almost to 8000 replies on this thread?
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 eh i think COach is better than Cole
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Coach? He is always involved in lame gags, I mean the COACHaroonie that was so lame. And he seems full of himself too.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 eiker should get a banner with dancing gizmo in it
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 huss huss huss.............yes this was a useless post
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 That would so rule. Coach would have the title going in, and babyface Michael Cole, against all odds winning the belt. Of course HHH would put a stop to these plans from the get go.
Guest Marshall Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 EXT. THE CELEBRITY INN -- DAY An establishing shot of a luxurious villa in the sun. A sign reads "The Celebrity Inn - open to the famous, the rich and the spice girls" INT. HOTEL ROOM -- DAY The is empty for a moment before, in enters a scruffy dog. The dogs name is Doug. He is brown with a red neckerchief. He jumps onto the sofa. The voice of the dogs owner, Alex, is heard off screen, the voice sounds very common for such a posh hotel. ALEX (O.S.) Is he allowed on that thing? Doug barks back to him. Alex walks into the frame. He is dressed like a tramp. He really looks out of place. Alex sits next Doug and begins to stroke him as another man enters. This is Jeff, Alex's older brother, who is also a scruffy dresser. JEFF Probably best to get him down before Mr. sees him. ALEX Cant just come in here. Can he? JEFF Don't know? But to be on the safe side get him down. We've only been here just over a week and already he's on to us. Jeff sits down. JEFF (CONT'D) Put that talking TV box on. Alex uses the remote to switch on a huge video screen. A music video staring Britney Spears comes on. She is dancing in a skimpy outfit. They watch for a moment. ALEX Wait a minute. She's that new girl who moved in down the hall. JEFF Really, because she's totally hot. ALEX I know and I think she smiled at me yesterday. 2. JEFF Make your move. Chicks dig a guy with money. ALEX You think? JEFF Yes, I fact go now. Alex takes a moment to think about it. ALEX OK then, I will. Alex leaves. JEFF (To Doug) I thought I told you to get down. Doug ignores him and lays down. EXT. HALLWAY -- MOMENTS LATER Alex waits outside a door. Britney spears opens it. ALEX Hi, I just saw you on TV and realised you live down the hall. BRITNEY Do I know you? ALEX Oh right, am Alex, I live down the hall with my brother Jeff. He puts out his hand and Britney apprehensively shakes. BRITNEY What do you want, an autograph something. ALEX (confused) No.You didn't even tell me your name. BRITNEY (slight amazement) You don't know who I am. Just then a huge, six foot, black bodyguard, comes to the door. BODYGUARD Is this bothering you, Britney? Justin, Britney's boyfriend, jumps out from behind the guard. 3. JUSTIN Hey, who is this punk. Stay away from my woman, dog. He jumps back behind the guard. The bodyguard slams the door in Alex's face. JUSTIN (O.S.) (CONT'D) And don't come back be-atch. INT. BRITNEY'S APARTMENT -- CONTINUOUS Justin is still right behind the guard. JUSTIN Who was that guy. BRITNEY I don't know. He was weird. (disgusted) He didn't know who I was. From another angle, we see that Justin is rubbing him self up against the guard's leg. JUSTIN What a shit. Hey baby, can we fuck now. BRITNEY (walking away) For the last time no! Justin is really humping the guard's leg. JUSTIN I meant make love! Come back baby. (to the bodyguard) Oh you like that don't you.
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 damn davy we don't have time to read those 8 more!!!!!!!!
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 That Huss post was not useless. The Berzeker was great. Huss... Huss... Huss!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 so blurricane got anything planned for 1000
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 I plan to tear Lil Bow Wow a new one!!!! Tatanka Buffalo!!!!!!!!!
Guest Marshall Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Lil bow wow is cool. he has mad skills
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 how can you fall asleep at a time like this eiker.......I'm going for gold!!!
Guest TheBlurricane Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 yeah but it's tradition to rip on Lil Bow Wow on your 1000th post
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