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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Did anyone bother to read that?

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Michael Cole always has things of relevance to say. I don't know about you but I was fascinated to learn baout Billy Kidman's interests on Velocity a few weeks back.

Guest TheBlurricane
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what the hell was that Davy?

 

If I wait for my banner to be done I'd have to slow down before hitting 1000 and nothing's going to stop me now

Guest Angle-plex
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Ruthless Agressor, do you actually like Michael Cole, or are you being sarcastic?

Guest Marshall
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FADE IN:

INT. CLASSROOM -- DAY

At the front of the class the teacher is talking in a drab

voice to the class. The students, all aged around 15 are

not paying much attention. At the back to the class four

students are paying less attention. They are siting in

rows of two.

At the very back is JON and SCOTT and just in front of

them is COLIN and MALCOLM.

JON

(To Scott)

Are you still going tonight or

what?

SCOTT

I'll have to see what time my mum

goes out.

On Malcolm and Colin's table, Colin is scrunching up a

sheet of paper.

JON

Jennifer Conny will be there.

SCOTT

Really, well I'll be there also. I

forgot to tell you she smiled at

me.

JON

When?

SCOTT

I walked past her and she smiled.

One day am going to marry that

girl.

Colin turns around.

COLIN

I never thought it possible but

you are lame and gay a the same

time.

JON

(To Scott)

Well that is weird thing to say.

Colin turns back and lobs the paper at the teacher. It

misses and hits the board. The teacher, who had been writing

on the board, turns around. He is in his early twenties.

TEACHER

Very original. Just because am the

new guy. Come one guys if we learn

now there will time at the end for

some fun.

2.

A kid holds up his hand.

KID

Mr Weathers, can go to the toilet.

TEACHER

I told you, you can call me Danny.

KID

(unsure)

Can I go to the toilet Danny.

TEACHER

Of course.

The Kid leaves.

Mr Weathers goes back to writing on the board.

JON

(To Scott)

Anyway, so you think you have a

chance with Jenny.

SCOTT

Well I definitely thinks she likes

me.

Malcolm turns around.

MALCOLM

You haven't got a snowballs. With

the friends she keeps, she wouldn't

be seen dead.

SCOTT

Oh, what do you know.

MALCOLM

I know she's the most popular girl

in school and your not the caption

of the football team.

JON

Everybody knows the geek always

gets the girl at the end of the

movie.

(To Scott)

No offence.

Colin turns around. He has made a bigger paper bomb.

COLIN

Check this out! Five pieces of A4

and a rubber for weight. It gonna

fly baby.

He turns and lobs it. It flies right over to Mr Weathers

and hits him right on the head.The whole class laughs. He

turns around in a flash. This time he is pissed off.

3.

TEACHER

That could of hurt someone.

He sees Malcolm has his back to him.

TEACHER (CONT'D)

Malcolm Prince, Mr Mylor's office

now.

MALCOLM

(protesting)

It wasn't me!

TEACHER

Do you know who did it.

MALCOLM

(defeated)

No.

Malcolm leaves the classroom.

TEACHER

Anyone else who wants to mess around

in my class can join him.

COLIN

(laughs)

TEACHER

Colin Greavy if you find it so

funny you go and see Mr Mylor. See

how funny it is then.

COLIN

(standing up)

Yes sir.

Colin leaves.

TEACHER

Right lets get on with it.

Mr Weather turns back to the board.

JON

What do you think will happen to

them?

SCOTT

Nothing - Detention at the most.

TEACHER

Scott please leave.

SCOTT

Wha...

TEACHER

Now!

4.

SCOTT

Yes sir.

Scott leaves the classroom.

FADE OUT:

.,,,,

Guest TheBlurricane
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ahhhhhhhh that's making my head hurt

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Yes, I DO like Michael Cole, but on a reverse entertainment level. He always cracks me up, and he's just so loveable. I mean LOOK AT HIM!

Guest TheBlurricane
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did anyone notice we're almost to 8000 replies on this thread?

Guest Shaved Bear
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eh i think COach is better than Cole

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Coach? He is always involved in lame gags, I mean the COACHaroonie that was so lame. And he seems full of himself too.

Guest TheBlurricane
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eiker should get a banner with dancing gizmo in it

Guest TheBlurricane
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huss huss huss.............yes this was a useless post

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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That would so rule. Coach would have the title going in, and babyface Michael Cole, against all odds winning the belt. Of course HHH would put a stop to these plans from the get go.

Guest Marshall
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EXT. THE CELEBRITY INN -- DAY

An establishing shot of a luxurious villa in the sun. A

sign reads "The Celebrity Inn - open to the famous, the

rich and the spice girls"

INT. HOTEL ROOM -- DAY

The is empty for a moment before, in enters a scruffy dog.

The dogs name is Doug. He is brown with a red neckerchief.

He jumps onto the sofa.

The voice of the dogs owner, Alex, is heard off screen,

the voice sounds very common for such a posh hotel.

ALEX (O.S.)

Is he allowed on that thing?

Doug barks back to him.

Alex walks into the frame. He is dressed like a tramp. He

really looks out of place.

Alex sits next Doug and begins to stroke him as another

man enters. This is Jeff, Alex's older brother, who is

also a scruffy dresser.

JEFF

Probably best to get him down before

Mr. sees him.

ALEX

Cant just come in here. Can he?

JEFF

Don't know? But to be on the safe

side get him down. We've only been

here just over a week and already

he's on to us.

Jeff sits down.

JEFF (CONT'D)

Put that talking TV box on.

Alex uses the remote to switch on a huge video screen. A

music video staring Britney Spears comes on. She is dancing

in a skimpy outfit. They watch for a moment.

ALEX

Wait a minute. She's that new girl

who moved in down the hall.

JEFF

Really, because she's totally hot.

ALEX

I know and I think she smiled at

me yesterday.

2.

JEFF

Make your move. Chicks dig a guy

with money.

ALEX

You think?

JEFF

Yes, I fact go now.

Alex takes a moment to think about it.

ALEX

OK then, I will.

Alex leaves.

JEFF

(To Doug)

I thought I told you to get down.

Doug ignores him and lays down.

EXT. HALLWAY -- MOMENTS LATER

Alex waits outside a door. Britney spears opens it.

ALEX

Hi, I just saw you on TV and

realised you live down the hall.

BRITNEY

Do I know you?

ALEX

Oh right, am Alex, I live down the

hall with my brother Jeff.

He puts out his hand and Britney apprehensively shakes.

BRITNEY

What do you want, an autograph

something.

ALEX

(confused)

No.You didn't even tell me your

name.

BRITNEY

(slight amazement)

You don't know who I am.

Just then a huge, six foot, black bodyguard, comes to the

door.

BODYGUARD

Is this bothering you, Britney?

Justin, Britney's boyfriend, jumps out from behind the

guard.

3.

JUSTIN

Hey, who is this punk. Stay away

from my woman, dog.

He jumps back behind the guard. The bodyguard slams the

door in Alex's face.

JUSTIN (O.S.) (CONT'D)

And don't come back be-atch.

INT. BRITNEY'S APARTMENT -- CONTINUOUS

Justin is still right behind the guard.

JUSTIN

Who was that guy.

BRITNEY

I don't know. He was weird.

(disgusted)

He didn't know who I was.

From another angle, we see that Justin is rubbing him self

up against the guard's leg.

JUSTIN

What a shit. Hey baby, can we fuck

now.

BRITNEY

(walking away)

For the last time no!

Justin is really humping the guard's leg.

JUSTIN

I meant make love! Come back baby.

(to the bodyguard)

Oh you like that don't you.

Guest TheBlurricane
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damn davy we don't have time to read those

 

8 more!!!!!!!!

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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That Huss post was not useless. The Berzeker was great.

 

Huss... Huss... Huss!

Guest Shaved Bear
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so blurricane got anything planned for 1000

Guest TheBlurricane
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I plan to tear Lil Bow Wow a new one!!!!

 

 

Tatanka Buffalo!!!!!!!!!

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Go Blurricane!

Guest TheBlurricane
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how can you fall asleep at a time like this eiker.......I'm going for gold!!!

Guest TheBlurricane
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yeah but it's tradition to rip on Lil Bow Wow on your 1000th post

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