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Guest Zack Malibu

Warning:Huge pic coming (since I'm at work and can't resize or anything).

 

Here's my friend Joanna that EL DANDY~! mentioned earlier:

 

joanna.jpg

 

It's more or less an "I Could" than a "Would I?" ;)

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
It's more or less an "I Could" than a "Would I?"

I would hope that it's an "I already did, and continue to do so", 'cause she's smokin' hot.

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Guest Zack Malibu
It's more or less an "I Could" than a "Would I?"

I would hope that it's an "I already did, and continue to do so", 'cause she's smokin' hot.

Short story:

 

Met her back in 2000. She gained a crush on me when she walked into her house (her sister dates my best friend) and we were watching Saved By The Bell. She was surprised and impressed that I liked the show. We got to talking and we like pretty much all the same things, musically, TV/Movies, etc.

 

One catch:She lived in Greece at the time, and was seriously dating a guy out there. The whole family is Greek, and they had a house out there that she occupied.

 

I like her too, but a long-distance relationship to Greece is pretty dumb, IMO. However, 3 years later, I'm single, she's coming home because said engagement is broken off, and wants to hang out when she's back. Take it from there, Spiffy.

 

It's more or less "When I can, I will...and will...and will..."

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Guest Zack Malibu
So...Zack, good buddy, ol' pal. 

 

Eh, nevermind. 

 

Dames

I would have considered it if you paid me last time ;).

 

Zack

 

ADD-IN:LOL, just caught the edits.

Edited by Zack Malibu

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Guest Insanityman

Zack, have I ever told you that you're my hero? Besides all the overly preppy thing, I could really idolize you... seriously though- day-um!

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Guest Zack Malibu
Zack, have I ever told you that you're my hero? Besides all the overly preppy thing, I could really idolize you... seriously though- day-um!

Once I get home, I seriously might scan some pics of girls that have felt the "Zack Attack", just to see what you guys think.

 

I'll pass on the compliments too.

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Guest Insanityman

Well now knowing I can't get her- that's just pure ego, you Zack you. ;) But meh, pictures are pictures and I still have time to kill.

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Guest KanadianKrusty
Warning:Huge pic coming (since I'm at work and can't resize or anything).

 

Here's my friend Joanna that EL DANDY~! mentioned earlier:

 

joanna.jpg

 

It's more or less an "I Could" than a "Would I?" ;)

um... uh...HOLY SHITE~!, that's all I have to say.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Krusty, you've been in this thread for like an hour now. What exactly are you doing to my poor friends picture!?

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Krusty, you've been in this thread for like an hour now. What exactly are you doing to my poor friends picture!?

Heh... note to self: close browser while in a thread containing hot chicks when leaving the computer to take a shit.

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Guest Choken One

It takes an Hour to shit?

 

Eat some Cabbage. Real good roughage.

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Guest KanadianKrusty
It takes an Hour to shit?

make that 20 minutes...

 

note to self: stop making up lame excuses and admit that yes, I was MASTURBATING to Zack's avatar. :ph34r:

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Guest Choken One

Krusty...Your one sick puppy...

 

Why not dwiddle to my Avatar?

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Guest Zack Malibu
It takes an Hour to shit?

make that 20 minutes...

 

note to self: stop making up lame excuses and admit that yes, I was MASTURBATING to Zack's avatar. :ph34r:

My AVATAR?

 

I show you a pic of a hot girl and you diddle yourself to Zack Morris!? You are not well, sir.

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Guest Ripper

Seriously dude, WTF!!! If it was A.C. Slater then maybe but....

 

oh...wait...that wasn't the point was it...

 

LOOK A BEAR

 

*runs*

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Guest Zack Malibu

Seriously, imagine the conversation this is gonna cause.

 

Me:"Hey Joanna, you got rave reviews when I put your picture up on the forum?"

 

Her:"Really? Awww....(feeds ego)."

 

Me:"Yeah, except for the one guy who preferred to jerk off to my Zack Morris picture."

 

Her:*silence*

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Guest Zack Malibu

I'd also like to point out that if that in any way affects my ability to hook up with her, I'm gunning for ya KK. :firing:

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Guest Ripper

Then I would suggest "Hey, I put you on the Internet" not being a conversation piece until you are so far in that it won't make or break you.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Eh, my friend put her on Hot Or Not or something similar once, so I don't think she'd care about being viewed by people that I talk with (most of you) on a consistent basis.

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Guest Ripper
Eh, my friend put her on Hot Or Not or something similar once, so I don't think she'd care about being viewed by people that I talk with (most of you) on a consistent basis.

Oh, okay. I was just thinking that with most women, "I put your picture on the internet...you're probably being jacked off to RIGHT NOW!!" isn't the best ice breaker.

 

Man, she has no prob with people posting her pictures and looks like that AND watched Saved by the Bell?? MARRY HER NOW!!!

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Guest Zack Malibu

She also LOVES dance/freestyle music, something that is a must...at least when it comes to me and Dames.

 

Yes Dames, she is a Freestyle SISTAH~!

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Guest Zack Malibu

Dames, I'll share anything with you from ideas to coffee, but not women.

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Guest Ripper
Dames, I'll share anything with you from ideas to coffee, but not women.

That's disgusting. Sharing coffee like it is just your property to be whored around and given out. In my day gentlemen treated coffee with dignity and like coffee should be treated. Now look at you!!

 

Damn kids and your music.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Will I be let off the hook if I reveal I don't even drink coffee?

 

Because I don't.

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