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Guest LaParkaMarka
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HAHHAHA he slapped that idiot Lloyd! Thank you Bob Holly!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

There's no reason for Farrooq to go over here.

 

So, of course he will.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

He's hardcore, bah gawd!

 

Even though he's not quite as hardcore as Raven..

 

..or stiff as Bradshaw..

 

He's still Hardcore, bah gawd! Cheer for him!

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

[Awesome goes up top.]

 

Cole - I don't know if flying is wise, he should stay grounded.

 

WWE STYLE~!

Guest Trivia247
Posted

Geez Cole telling Awesome What to Do? AWESOME BOMB Him!

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Awesome jobs to a Spinebuster?

 

Fuck you WWE.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

Oh man...

 

Awesome jobs again...

 

He's NEVER going to win the Velocity title this way.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

WTF is with all the spine busters on Smackdown?

 

 

Batista, Cena, Farooq, what the hell...

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Faarooq wins, with of all moves....a spinebuster.

 

And you know, Ron really needed that win to get over.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Next Week: Mike Awesome jobs to a Slamball athlete.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

What was the fucking point of that? That was Farrooq's 1 match for the next 3 months, so he goes over a guy just coming back from an injury, a guy they can plug into the midcard or the tag scene.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
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Geez Cole telling Awesome What to Do? AWESOME BOMB Him!

< Mike Awesome Awesome Bombs Michael Cole through a table.... >

 

 

 

< Velocity gets a 7.1 rating >

 

 

 

Makes ya think

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Can't wait for Kanyon to get back, so they can have him job to Rikishi, Mark Henry, and Farrooq.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Wellp, highlight reels, time for a piss break.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted
Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

I guess Awesome didn't pay enough dues before he got hurt...

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
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Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

I guess Awesome didn't pay enough dues before he got hurt...

Yep.....Bradshaw never got a hold of him yet.

Guest Nevermortal
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JR: Kanyon's had a tough time lately, so he's gonna be a low profile wrestler on Velocity for a while until we can get a feel on where his talents lie.

 

[4 months later.]

 

JR: WWE released Kanyon today, as creative currently has nothing for him.

 

[5 months later.]

 

Mike Tenay: Kanyon pins The Truth! New NWA Champion!

Guest Human Fly
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Faarooq is getting ready to retire so they job him to Awesome, what point is Faarooq going over going to serve anyone? They don't sell anmore APA merchandise (if they do they're just trying to clear it out), Faarooq isn't going to get any kind of a push. Why have him win?

Guest Human Fly
Posted

Is that phrase on loan from Jericho, or did he just let Hogan have it?

Guest Trivia247
Posted
Is that phrase on loan from Jericho, or did he just let Hogan have it?

For a Nominal Fee each time.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Why the fuck is Hogan still wrestling? He's fucking 100.

Guest The Czech Republic
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Faarooq is getting ready to retire so they job him to Awesome, what point is Faarooq going over going to serve anyone? They don't sell anmore APA merchandise (if they do they're just trying to clear it out), Faarooq isn't going to get any kind of a push. Why have him win?

 

Awesome doesn't have ruthless aggression. God, that's the lamest phrase ever. "Ruthless" just makes me think of villians twisting their handlebar mustaches.

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