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Guest Flyboy
Posted

*sighs* Waste my Velocity time with Smackdown recaps... oh great. -_-

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

You know, after listening to Loyd, Cole isn't too bad...

Guest Flyboy
Posted
You know, after listening to Loyd, Cole isn't too bad...

:blink:

 

I like Loyd better... opinions, opinions.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Haven't they thought that maybe the reason Velocity and Heat get such craptacular ratings is due to the fact that so much is pointless recaps and shilling? They could use it to, I dunno, establish some angles maybe?

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

That'd be..er..logical. Logic = Bad. Remember?

Guest Human Fly
Posted

Michael Cole (when talking about Billy Kidman when 5 seconds earlier the ring announcer clearly said form Allentown, PA): "I like Billy Kidman, the kid from Florida has got a lot of potential"

 

I don't know if that was the exact quote, I just remember the Florida part.

 

Also, good to see Kidman's not wearing those Fruit of the Loom trunks.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

Michael Cole is HAPPILY MARRIED?

 

 

 

Bah Gawd~!

Guest Trivia247
Posted

Thats it Funaki Bust out some Super J Cup material...

 

FUNAKI MANIA RUNNING WILD!

Guest Trivia247
Posted

and of course Lets Shill EVERY OTHER MATCH AND ANGLE While there is a Match going on Cole... Funaki Fisherman Buster him!!!! get him!!

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Why isn't ALL the recap stuff relegated to the ALL-RECAP show? Afterburn and soon-to-be Worldwide should be covering all this crap.

Guest Human Fly
Posted

That was a good match. I don't know what you call what Kidman did to Funaki when he dropped him on his knee, but it was cool.

 

Along those lines nice "single arm DDT" by Funaki.

 

What was Funaki thinking going for the powerbomb?

 

Does anyone else think Michael Cole sounds like he's either got a cold, or just half assing it (if that's possible)? He was asking Lloyd about the Shooting Star Press and I swear it sounding like: "How pretty is that Shitting Star Press?" On top of that he sounds even more vanilla then usual. Someone get the hook.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Yeah, Michael is pretty bad this episode of Velocity.

 

And yeah, I wish that they would ditch all this recap garbage to the all-recap show. Oh, and nice to see a freaking Raw moment on Velocity. That sure makes sense.

 

And flyboy, Ryan Starr sure looks hot in your sig pic.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

Rock tapping to the crossface....

 

 

It was just so.....great.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Bischoff could kick security's ass. He's a black belt.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

DAMNIT!

 

 

This is Velocity!

 

 

 

 

 

Where is my good 4 minute Jamie Noble Main Event?

 

 

 

AND NIDIA!!!!!!

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

Why does it show shots of Brock, Rock, and RVD in the background of the Summerslam Preview?

 

 

 

AND ITS 2 COUNT~!

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

I really dug that Kidman/Funaki match...but they really should ditch Cole and give Marc Lloyd somebody worthwhile to work with.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Actually, Cole was rather decent on Smackdown. He just isn't good in a colour role. I wouldn't mind Al Snow or some other wrestler as the colour guy for Velocity.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Why is Mike Awesome jobbing every week? Is their idea of "building new stars" pushing guys like Faarooq?

Guest Human Fly
Posted
Bischoff could kick security's ass. He's a black belt.

 

Someone tell security not to mess with Easy E.

 

Next week on Smackdown when Benoit comes out:

Tazz: "Here comes Benoit, last week he made the Rock tap"

Cole: "Thanks to that no good damn Brock Lesnar. I can't wait until Summerslam when The Rock gets his hand on Brock at Summerslam. Hopefully he'll get his hands on Paul Heyman too. I remember when the Rock was talking about blah blah blah blah.......................(5 minutes later). That was the funniest thing I think the Rock ever did, Brock will get his. Crossface!!! Crossface!! Mark Henry has no choice but to tap"

Guest chirs3
Posted

Cole said that was the first time Rock lost by tap-out...

 

... didn't Rock lose to Shamrock at one of the KotR's by tap-out? Or did Shamrock beat someone else?

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

The rope should sue Billy Gun for sexual harassment.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Why did we HAVE to know that Chuck could DUNK a basketball, Cole?

 

Why?!

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Has Billy ever fallen when he's done his rope-molesting entrance? Cuz that would be too funny.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

Moore doing the Super Hero pose = Classic.

 

 

Make Moore Hurricane's side kick...

 

 

AND GIVE US STORM/CHRISTIAN VS. 2 Count

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Ahhhhh Chirs is correct. However, I think it was the first time as a FACE he tapped out. And since he's been a face for 3 years no one remembers back that far (except a select few ;))

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