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How to get lots of condiments

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Guest MrRant

When I go to a fast food place I usually get some ranch. And like most places they give you like 2... for a whole order. I have found that now whenever I go to Jack In The Box I ask for an "Insane amount of Ranch" and get at the least 8-9 ranches. It has also worked for tartar sauce ect.

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Guest MrRant

Yes I do... means I don't have to buy it at the store. I have enough ketchup, ranch, and taco sauce to last me at least 3 months straight in my fridge.

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Guest Nevermortal

I usually ask for 3 packets of dressing when it comes to a salad.

 

2 just ain't enough.

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Guest Karnage

I usually ask for 2 packets of chili seasoning and like 3-4 crackers at Wendy's for their chili.

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Guest MaxPower27

I've found that "a bunch" is vague enough for them to build on. I have enough Chinese food Duck sauce in my fridge to be able to eat my dog. Ah, to be single again!

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Guest Your Olympic Hero

I know I'm going to sound dumb, and this is really a food thread... but is that pic from Gladiators really Rico?

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Guest Flyboy
I know I'm going to sound dumb, and this is really a food thread... but is that pic from Gladiators really Rico?

Yes, it is.

 

Anyhow... I'm glad I don't like any kinds of salad dressings. :)

 

Just be like "Ma'am (or sir), could you give me tons of ranch dressing, please?"

 

It works that way with ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. with me.

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Guest Insanityman

Yeah... except at my Chinese fast food place two packets of Duck Sauce is an "insane" ammount to them, and then when I beckoned for more they pretended they didn't speak English. *Shakes fist*.

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Guest MaxPower27

Yeah they do that to me as well, at the Chinese restarant. *shakes fist with Insanityman*

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Guest Perfect Plex

A word of warning though...it is dangerous to ask for extra condiments ON your burger (ketchup, mayonaise, etc) because of people with dickheaded senses of humor like myself. I worked at a Burger King about 5 years ago, and never once did someone ask for extra mayo on their Whopper that I didn't scoop about half a jar's worth onto. The fucker would leave a white trail as it slid down the tray to be picked up.

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Update:

 

My method still works. I was at Jack in the Box and asked for an INSANE~! amount of Ranch and got 12. All I ordered was an Ultimate Cheeseburger.

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Here in Britain they charge you 10p (around 16 cents) in Burger King for one packet of sauce. It's a fucking pain trying to find a 10p piece. You Americans should be thankful for anything free.

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Here in Britain they charge you 10p (around 16 cents) in Burger King for one packet of sauce. It's a fucking pain trying to find a 10p piece. You Americans should be thankful for anything free.

Yeah, they charge either a nickel or a quarter, I forget which, for extra sauces at my on-campus BK.

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