Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 28, 2002 I'll take care of the world's problems. Woooooo!!" Edge asks.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted February 28, 2002 "Why do I still have a job?" Then realizes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 28, 2002 his hasn't done a damn thing since he split with Christian. Edge says "I've been stinking up TV with Regal." Rhyno says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted February 28, 2002 "Does my BUTT look fat?" Edge laughs and replies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Yeah, you're Rhyno remember?" Gangrel says "I have a fat gut." Edge & Rhyno say... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 1, 2002 we forgot all about Owen, look what he can do with a skinny little shit like Cole, he's got him tied up like a.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 goverment mule. Edge says "Who said that?" JR appears and says that SON OF A BITCH! (Cole) is no good for thing. Edge asks JR... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 "Why are you naked?" Everyone looks and gasps at the hideous sight of JR's disgusting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 JR says "GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD OH MIGHTY!! I've gone pet coon crazy!" Everybody then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 fades to black as Steve Austin wakes up and realizes he was dreaming all along. He turns to Debra and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 says "Honey, I had the damnest dream." Debra says "What?" Austin says "I had the damnest dream." Debra says have you been... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 drinking with Hall again?" "It was just one drink," Austin replies, "besides how am I supposed to he... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 a beer drinking bad ass, if I can't drink? I'm living my gimmick. WHAT? I said I'm living my gimmick." Debra says "Who else lived their gimmick?" Stone Cold says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted March 1, 2002 "..." when all of a sudden, theres a knock on the bedroom door. "What!" says Austin who lays there looking at the door. Â "Mr. Austin, you have a fed ex package from... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Eric Bischoff. Austin says "WHAT?!" Fed Ex man says "We're sorry sir. This was mailed out from the CNN Center in Atlanta 8 years ago. It got lost and we found it two days ago. We thought you might want it. It's from Mr. Eric Bischoff." Austin says "WHAT?! Give me that! Get the hell out! WHAT?! I said get the hell out!" "What does it says Steve?" asks Debra. "HA!" says Austin. "That stupid sum bitch sent out 2 pink slips to me." Debra asks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Hulk Hogan." Austin goes to answer the door when he's clocked with a steel chair by none other than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Eric Bischoff. Bischoff says "I fired you twice!" Debra hits Eric with a cookie tray. Hogan then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Leg Drops Bischoff in a swerve. Russo comes from the shadows and shoots on Bischoff saying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 "You're nothing, but a money spending Son of a Bitch!" Russo then hits Hogan with a baseball bat. Russo then hops on a car and leaves. Austin gets up and attacks Bischoff & Hogan when Shane Douglas appears... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 and nails Austin with his own tire iron. He then throws the tire iron down and begins a tirade against Ric Flair... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Ric Flair then shows up and tells Shane "I'm gonna kick your ECW ass!" Flair & Douglas brawl and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Flair proceeds to carry him to an awesome **** match, with Scott Keith actually in the room (pissing his pants in the presence of Flair) rating the match. Flair chops Douglas and gives a big... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 chop to Scott. Who has his book in his hand. Flair then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 lets out a big "Whooooooo!" and slaps the figure four on Keith. But Don Becker out of nowhere breaks the hold. Keith collects himself and deducts 1/2 * from the brawl for overbooking. In spite of that Austin stuns him. Austin and Flair are face to face when Austin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 says "What?" Flair says "WHOOOOOO!" Austin says "WHAT?" & Flair says "WHOOOOO!" again. They keep doing the same thing until... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Debra slaps Flair from behind and flair actually *gasp* no sells it. But when he turns back to austin, he... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 receives a Stunner. Austin starts drinking beer when he gets hit by Hogan (Who is bleeding after the baseball bat shot from Russo). Then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Hogan slams the defenseless Debra to the ground and looks to go for the leg drop when none other than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted March 1, 2002 The Ultimate Warrior appears in a cloud of fog/mist/steam and starts chasing Hogan around. Â Meanwhile, Austin attempts to help debra up, but is attacked from behind by.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 Eric Bischoff, who has recovered from Russo's attack. Austin starts hammering away on Eric. While in the backyard Warrior tells HOAX HOGAN... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
