I think I may have found the worst message board

[Guest Kinetic]

I know. She seems really happy and excited about all of the new members.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Well, let's not draw her attention, eh? ... I wanna make to 100, at least.

 

Oh, and I added TC's new phrase to my signature. Sorry about the name.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I think she also fell asleep, which should work in our favour.

[Guest treble charged]

the catchphrase outweighs the name, so it's all good.

[Guest treble charged]

As fun as this is, I need to be up in less than 5 hours.

 

'Night all, and continue fighting the good fight.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

ruining peoples websites grows tiresome when they offer no resistance. i feel bad. **sends flowers to punk princess**

[Guest The Electrifyer]

G'Night Treble.

 

I'm going to make sure I make the Last Post in every forum at that board.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

YESSS!!! She responds. Awww....

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*yawns*)

 

 

Gee, this isn't as fun when you know that they will tolerate/ignore you.

 

But I can't give up! I'll flood the other folders now...

 

EDIT: Where did she respond at?

[Guest DeputyHawk]

bah. stoopid tolerant admin. i bet eminem fans will rile up a lot easier. tomorrow night?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Finally, there is some resistance!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*Sigh of relief*)

 

They are aware of our destruction!

 

Messing with the Eminem board tomorrow night, eh? Fun... I could get a super early start, maybe... Nah.

 

(74 posts~!)

[Guest Will Scarlet]

This invasion is too easy. This is like the Germans invading France in World War II. No real challenge so far.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I've given myself a personal chllenge: post in every single thread.

 

Ah, the jerks.. This is far too easy. I've never felt more useless, though. I've got 84 posts and nary a word against us. Well, the two/three of us left.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yeah. The whole things seems to be getting quiet. It is like, where is the resistance? What a bunch of cream puffs.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

This is too easy... maybe I'll check the board tomorow to see if anything happened to us yet. AS for now, I'm going to sleep. Good night.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

It would be kinda funny if some people tried the same thing here. So many bannings in one day!

 

We should go to other folders on the board. Well, someone besides me, I guess.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

it is 3 am, and most of the people are probably at home in bed asleep..

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yeah. This is getting boring. I am reduced to finally really old, pointless topics then replying to them.

[Guest Kinetic]

The real reward will be seeing their reaction tomorrow. I depart until then. Good work, gentlemen!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

If I had, oh, anything to do tomorrow, then I would sleep. Right now, I am content to destroy these mere Arvil fans...

 

PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK ARVIL SAID SHE'S PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK CANT YOU SEE IT WHEN YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE PUNK PUNK PUNK PUNK

 

They really don't like that one. Well, I mean, they won't when they wake up.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

It appears as if someone is there replying. Woohoo!

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Well, I finally got a response from someone who called me out on one of my disgustingly perverted sexual posts.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

It's all up to the little sk8r girl.. She has no chance against us, the only two still active.

 

We shall dominate!

 

EDIT: Three. And all sk8r cares about is sexual fantasies. Those belong in fanfic, right?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

That sk8er girl seems pissed.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Genius, gentlemen, pure genius. I'm all about the Eminem invasion. I can either destroy them with words they don't know or kill them ghetto-style. I know THEY'LL respond.

 

If all else fails, we could claim to be:

A: Moby's Militia

B: Insane Clown Posse's Posse

C: GLAAD Bags

D: Eminem himself, seeing the wayward direction his fans are taking and blasting them for it.

 

I'm already registered there as The Spoon, so I'm set.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

EDIT: 240 posts. Goodnight, sweet RuthlessPorkchop.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I gave up a good while ago on the Avril board. There's only so much material and words to twist around, for an amateur troll like myself.

 

Now we'll have to wait until tomorrow/later this morning to see who got the most heat, since the board was really dead when I left.

[Guest Incandenza]

I suggest we be as homoerotic as humanly possible during the Eminem invasion.

[Guest Incandenza]

Though I'm late to the party, I've joined the Avril board as OMGAvril! Here's a sample from RuthlessPorkchop's "Oh, TAG!" thread:

 

Seriously, RuthlessPorkchop, this is lame. Why don't you talk about something worthwhile, like the time I fantasized that Avril was fellating me while her backing band revelled in onastic pleasure.

 

EDIT: And I put up a poll, which I would not be surprised if it was gone by the time I get off work today. I ask how Avril likes it: hard and fast, soft or slow, or doggystyle? Here's what I said underneath:

 

How does Avril like it?

 

I vote for "hard and fast," cuz when I fantasize about making sweet, sweet love to Avril--and I do so often--I bang her so hard she screams yes and her fingernails claw yes down my back and theres blood yes and i smell her i smell her down there yes and i know everything is okay.