I think I may have found the worst message board

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Maybe we should start a fake fight where we both claim responsibility for the InVasion :b

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm game for that.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'll be Skateboardy Joe's groupie, or something... LoLZ~!@

 

I probably won't get banned though, just get annoying...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

You know, I am kind of liking phase 2. I must admit, this whole thing was pretty damn entertaining.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I think all of our topics were deleted, even my great "would j00 fuck Avril" one. Looks like it's time to move on, when are we doing the Full House board?

[Guest Kinetic]

I just killed my character. Twice.

[Guest Kinetic]

What's awesome about Evenflow's thing at the Avril board is that he claims to love her, yet he constantly refers to her as "April." Even in his screen name. Genius.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I just killed my character. Twice.

Murderer!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Some of threads are still up. They seemed to have left alone those that somehow slipped to the second page.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What's awesome about Evenflow's thing at the Avril board is that he claims to love her, yet he constantly refers to her as "April." Even in his screen name. Genius.

Yea, I'm actually waiting for somebody to call me on it... but I guess that's about as successful as waiting to be banned.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I'm officially killing off "punkd00d," as of this moment. This InVasion has run it's course, and keeping up a character like mine for that long kills brain cells.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yep. I officially left there as well. Checking out boards like that for too long might stunt my mental growth, and I was getting sick of that Avril Lavigne picture.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

oMG u GuyZ DuN Go i LuV u LoLZ~!@

 

whoa... I wasn't even trying that time either.

[Guest benoitrules2000]

Hey all, that was some funny shit last night, I was the one who posted the eminem invasion and one of the avril went to the eminem boards because of it!

 

She had a thread called ok fuckers i'm here!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I think we may have inadvertently had an effect on the message board after all... I've been trying to access it all night and I've been getting "509 Bandwidth exceeded" errors.

 

Which actually REALLY pisses me off because I just wrote a long, great post towards the "true punkers" (some of the other antis not from of us), and unfortunately not only would it NOT post, it wouldn't even let me go back to copy and paste it so I could post it later. Damn board!

 

Anyway, if you guys are really not gonna post I guess I'll stop too... I mean I'm not really a big April Lavinge fan anyway, LoLZ~!@

[Guest DeputyHawk]

yes, the avril forum server is fucked from exceeding its bandwidth, and i didn't even get to read the posts from angry avril marks turning against punk princess.

 

hang your head in shame kinetic, you have created a monster.

 

could someone explain to me what exactly full house is? i'm not 100% sure, but i think i can feel some hate vibes between them and tennis supastah andy roddick building up. it's just a question of why.....

[Guest crandamaniac]

Kinetic, if you want to look at it one way, yeah, we destroyed there board. But that board was pretty shitty to begin with. I mean the mods didn't hardly have any power at all. So maybe they'll learn from there mistakes, or be doomed to repeat them.

 

 

I can't wait for the next invasion tho. should I reprise my LivingLeeeegend character, or create a new one?

[Guest Incandenza]

We killed the Avril board?

 

Delicious.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Hehehe... there forum actually IS dead for the time being. I guess that was all of our faults. The Avril board was way too easy though, they had no flood control, they couldn't ban us and we outnumbered them greatly. If only all boards were like this.

[Guest Kinetic]

Hey, what do you know? I was kind of looking forward to seeing the response to my heartfelt apology, too. They'll never get the site back up, either, seeing as how Punk Princess is seemingly incompetent when it comes to running her own site. Let this be a lesson to her.

[Guest Incandenza]

Look at that way, Kinetic. You have performed a public service.

[Guest Incandenza]

UPDATE! I have received an email from someone claiming to be from the Avril Lavigne board. Her name is Danielle, and she "wants to talk."

 

Hmm....

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

What are you going to do? If you do talk to her be sure to post the conversation here, ok?

[Guest Kinetic]

Since I registered with my Smart Marks e-mail account, I decided to do a quick check just to see if I'd gotten anything like Incandenza got. No such luck on that front, but...I got feedback! Holy mother of god, I actually got an e-mail from a reader who liked my freakin' article! It's a miracle.

[Guest kingkamala]

What if we invaded this message board?

 

 

http://www.worldwrestlingallstars.com/cgi-...oard/topics.cgi

[Guest Incandenza]

Here's the email in full:

 

[email protected]  

   

Reply-To :    

[email protected]  

 

To :    

 

 

Subject :    

Hey  

 

Date :    

Mon, 26 Aug 2002 13:53:04 -0400  

 

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Hey what's up? my name is Danielle and I saw your post about Avril just wnated

to know if you wanted to talk?

 

I don't know if I should just break character and talk straight with her (maybe even apologize for killing their board), or if I should do it as OMGAvril!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I feel pretty bad now, I mean it was pretty sucky how we completely destroyed there board. I didn't think it would go this far, Where will they all go from now on?

[Guest Incandenza]

Since the board's problem was apparently a simple matter of exceeded bandwidth, Punk Princess could have it back up in just a couple of days. (Don't a lot of these sites allocated a certain amount of bandwidth per month? Aren't some only per day?) But, as it has been pointed out, they're so completely incompetent vis-a-vis board running that I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw it up again.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

Hey Incandenza, did you score with the Avril mark yet? Looks like she'll be having some spare time on her hands ...

[Guest Incandenza]

I'm about to shoot her an email. I figure I should be honest in it. I'll edit in what I say in a moment.

 

EDIT: Here's the just sent missive:

 

Came looking for the donkey photo, have you?

 

In all seriousness, I'm curious as to why you've emailed me.

 

I'm going to let her do all the work, here. And I hope you guys realize that if they do get that site back up, we should leave them alone.