I think I may have found the worst message board

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

You be the judge. You have to sign up to view, but you can do it really quickly with a bogus e-mail address. Give it a try.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, I think you're right. How the hell did you find this?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

It's Eminem's offical Board. You can find it on Eminem.com.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Aha, never been there, so I wouldn't have known. I never visit any musician's official sites with the exception of kylie.com or sophieellisbextor.net.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I dont' really feel like signing up... what's so bad about the board? Lots of blatant homophobia from stupid kids trying to emulate their hero Eminem?

[Guest Kinetic]

A motivated few of you should discreetly invade a message board, say a lot of off-the-wall things, get banned, and then report back here. I'm game if anyone else is.

[Guest Incandenza]

I'm up for it. I won't be able to do it until tomorrow evening, though. (Almost time for bed.)

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I have too much time on my hands. I'll start...

[Guest Kinetic]

Tomorrow after SummerSlam, then?

 

Actually, I think I'll start now. I've got nothing else to do. I'm going to find the right message board, though.

[Guest Incandenza]

Tomorrow after SummerSlam, then?

Sounds fine. I think I'm doing that post-show Crossface, though. How long does it (the Crossface) usually take?

[Guest Kinetic]

Could be 45 minutes or so, depending on how quickly you get through the questions. I think the Crossface for tomorrow is a mail-in thing, though. I could be wrong.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I'll pass..but I'll take your word for it

[Guest Incandenza]

Hmm, given that I'll be writing everything myself and not waiting around for questions, I should be ready for an Eminem message board invasion by midnight EST.

[Guest Kinetic]

I've found a truly excellent Avril Lavigne message board. Who's with me?

[Guest treble charged]

Link me up.

[Guest Kinetic]

http://avril.flirtatious.org/board/

[Guest treble charged]

Sk8ThRaShErSgUrl928?

 

That has to be the most retarded screen name ever created.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm now registered as Skateboardy Joe.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

im bored, so I'll try it.

 

I'll be MarvinisaLunatic since I have trouble coming up with anything more original than that.

 

Actually..it doesn't seem to be loading for me, or its really slow..

[Guest treble charged]

Well, I'm 'Avril_is_HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'

[Guest Kinetic]

Look for the donkey thread in "The Princess." That's all Kinetic.

[Guest treble charged]

Yup, I've now replied.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

DEWD, what are you talking about!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Avril has 4 cats and that's all!!

 

OMG, U R A LOOSSSERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

LO freakin L

[Guest Kinetic]

I think we'd all be well-served to go back when it's a little more happening over there.

[Guest treble charged]

Well, I'm basically just following Mr. Joe around.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

so wait, are we invading Enima's mb or the avril one?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I am guessing Avril's one. I registered as Sk8er Mercury there.

[Guest Kinetic]

The Avril one. Here's my latest post:

 

This thread is very confusing to me. There are people who don't like Avril? How? I suggest forming a militia of Avril-lovers, at which point we will make it our top priority to extinguish these unsavory persons from the Earth. Suspected infidels will be forced, under oath, to admit that the lyrics to Sk8tr Boi" are the most profound ever penned. If they refuse to do so, they will be hanged in public as a warning to all prospective Avril haters. Your insolence will not be tolerated! Your blood will stain the streets of every town, city, an village on the planet until we've weeded out every last one of you! Resistance is futile!

 

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[Guest Kinetic]

Are any of us The Cheat? His "I'm an elk. I have antlers" was rather humorous.

[Guest treble charged]

What he said.