SmartMarks Roundtable O'Chat

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Getting the Ass of Life would be better.

[Guest The Superstar]

I got this really hot girl's number today, and I found out from someone else that she likes me. wh00!!!!!

 

 

Whoa, that kinda sounded like Scott keith's biggest fan.

[Guest Kinetic]

Or OJ Hart. I'm begging you for a transcript of the phone conversation.

[Guest The Superstar]

Well, she is a member of the Danceline so I can't call her tonight, but I'll call her tomorrow and transcript it.

 

Her: What are you doing?

Me: Oh, just updating my online friends at a wrestling message board about what you're saying. Nothing big!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

lol.

<-----Trying to holla at this professional woman.

Too bad she thinks i'm a little too young....

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Remember people:

 

 

 

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Ehh, it'll show up eventually.

 

EDIT II, Electric Boogaloo: See? Toldja.

[Guest MrRant]

You had to bring this thread up from the bottom of the page huh?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bottom? More around the middle.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Picky picky picky

[Guest Incandenza]

In honor of my 3000th post, here's the lyrics to "3000," by Dr. Octagon, from the LP Dr. Octagonecologyst:

 

Three thousand!!!

Three thousand!!

 

I crank up lyrical flows, spit spats, what's that

The pattern records, don't touch the DATs, yo

Check out the pro skills, medic fulfills

Contact react to style I'm back you lack

Channels and handles, Automator's on the panels

Turnin knobs you slobs suckers like Baskin Robs

Carvel don't tell your whole crew is ice cream fudge

Rappers that budge, makin moves step in grooves

And ride the pace like at thirty-three dark shades

Now you seein me

Rap moves on to the year three thousand

 

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

 

Let me shuffle red red red see the black heart it ain't hard

Pick and choose you lose oops you lost

Check out the boss on Broadway down to walkways

Suckers with mics that end up with tooth decay

I, the Doctor, stop ya, in your world rock ya

Heads bop, forever tunes and they won't stop like hip-hop

keeps growing, sick of sick of showing

Scratches in matress business money reattaches worldwide

deep inside stops the diamond rocks

In a million world, billion world, quitrillion world

Rap moves on to the year three thousand

 

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

 

As space I've shown participator acts walk up clog up and mess up

water down the sound, that comes from the ghetto

In the middle the core you tour explore experience

what is real you feel, changing ways

Commercial rap's in the grave, stuff on disc that's very wack

that you saved, you think it's good won't go platinum

or even turn wood, sell the cassette

Your homey's tape deck gets wet

You my pet, my poodle chicken noodle's on the rise

Open your eyes and see my life

Rap moves on to the year three thousand!

 

Three thousand!!

Three thousand!!

Three thousand!!

Three thousand!!!

[Guest Marshall]

My Hotline Server

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Today, I will clean out my hard drive and begin a server of my own, to match Davy's. Except my server will also include episodes of "Jem" ...

 

Score!

[Guest Marshall]

What the fuck is Jem?

 

I have South Park.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

 

Eh... nevermind.

 

What the hell's up with your server? It won't even connect...

[Guest Marshall]

Ok, it works.

[Guest Kinetic]

Brief halftime thoughts:

 

Florida still has a chance in this game. They managed to dodge a major bullet with that interception in the end zone and just need to regroup during halftime. The offense looked good. The defense just needs to pick it up and STOP THE RUN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

 

Oh, and HA! Oklahoma's losing. Screw you, JR! They'll probably still win. Oh, wait. 39 yard run. Ah, well. Screw you anyway, JR.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I mark for Dr. Octagon.

 

But more importantlu, can anyone tell me what Tritec's banner says?

 

EDIT: "importantlu?" I think I'm gonna use that from now on.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

My banner seyz:

 

[Rob Doll] Look Into My Eyes

The Rock Is The European Champion

WWE Champion Porkchop Lesnar

 

[The Rock]Porkchop Les-naaar

Will Eat Your Lunch

[Guest LooseCannon]

I could read the Rob doll part, but the Rock one flashes too quickly.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

GO VOLS! Up 7-0 and preparing to score again with 3:21 left in the first quarter!

 

Also, damn Oklahoma. A loss would have really helped us in the rankings.

 

And Florida has... (cues up Vinnie Mac's music)

 

I was hoping Fresno would beat Oregon.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

BOO OREGON!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

9:57 left in the first half, Tennessee up 17-0!!

 

I wanted Fresno to win because I love upsets. I actually like Oregon because of their colors(the same as my Packer gods) and they have a really stylized look about everything. Not to mention I love the alternating shades of green on their field. I like them for purely asthetic reasons. If they tried to step to my Vols, they'd get bitchslapped.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And with that interception, Florida is FINISHED!!

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

(All Tennessee fans HATE Florida)

 

On September 21st, we make it two losses in a row for the bastards.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I live in Florida, and I have no interest in professional sports. I am a lonely, lonely man.

[Guest Marshall]

My server is going well. Everything is lovely! So lovely in fact, that I now pimp it in my sig.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Davy's server = Bitchin! While you're on his server downloading matches, visit some of the other fine wrestling servers that inhabit the hotline community *cough*24.169.21.127*cough*. Remember people, sharing is caring

[Guest MrRant]

I live in Florida, and I have no interest in professional sports. I am a lonely, lonely man.

You have football....

[Guest Incandenza]

I live in Florida, and I have no interest in professional sports. I am a lonely, lonely man.

You have football....

That's the problem. I am deep in football country, and I don't care one flip about it.

[Guest MrRant]

Yeah the Rays and the Marlins have no hope. There is always the Magic or the Heat.

[Guest Kinetic]

Boy, was I wrong. That interception completely killed the Gators. Ah, well. I've still got the Bucs to look forward to, as they promise to beat the holy hell out of a piss poor Saints team tomorrow afternoon.