Stupid fan signs

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Ripped from a previous post of mine:

 

* Paul Bearer is sexy

* Hogan Fears Aging

* Viscera ate my Dad

* Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us

* De-Bra Debra

* Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra

* Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power

* IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS!

* Debra 4:69

* Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!

* Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)

* What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!

* Hogan is so old he farts dust!

* Nitro just ran out of fuel

* Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)

* Hey Tyson-BiteME!

* Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?

* Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!

* CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS

* THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"

* Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps

* Paging Mr. Ass

* I didnt know what to write

* Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!

* LODI STOLE MY SIGN

* Goldberg fears competition

* Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'

* Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling

* Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?

* Sable-what's their zip code?

* I hitch-hiked for this match?

* I like my Sunny side down

* Chyna Your The Man!

* Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

* I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!

* Double J is an A double S

* I left my wife for nitro

* WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!

* WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!

* Dirty Dallas Page"

* OLD-Berg

* Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!

* Kimberly, Feel My Bang!

* Paul Bearer collects chins

* NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16

* This Space for Rent"

* Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!

* Jerichololics Anonymous

* Drunk 24:7

* Give Goldberg a push

* Sable, Got Milk?

* Beer 3:16

* Chyna is my long lost brother

* I hate signs

* Sable 24/7:69

* I Need A Girlfriend

* Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night

* Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling

* Val uses Viagra

* "Will Wrestle For

* "Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)

* McMahon failed SCU

* We love all 26 Guerreros"

* I'm Drunk

* Who Booked This Crap?

* I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!

* Your Paying $29.95 For This!

* Steal Cable TV

* HOGAN Wears Panties

* We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )

* The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole

* Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)

* NWO-Nash Wussed Out

* Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life

* The LWO stole my wallet

* My dad bought a ho from the Godfather

* My sign sucks

* WWF is Better Than Porn!

* Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!

* Goldberg = 2 moves

* Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman

* COLD BEER

* X-pac=Pee Break

* Debra 36 D

* Hogan Fears Rogaine

* The Rock's cookin stinks!

* We got in through the air vents!

* I ate va-chyna

* Don't goto Bossmans barber

* De-BRA"

* WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!

* Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH"

* WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering

* Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!

* Chyna has a nice BUTT-- for a guy!

* Chyna is my long lost brother!

* WWF = We Want Fans

* Sign.

* Pointless sign.

* The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing

* How did we get in here?

* We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro

* Who farted?

* This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\|

* We're on Raw and you're not!

* I'm on TV!

* Drunk 24/7

* WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling

* Chyna is my dad!

* I slept with Sable!

* These seats suck!

* It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth

* WCW = We Copy WWF

* Condoms prevent Guerreros

* Scott Hall drank my beer!

* Sting is an evil mime

* Scott Hall cracks me up!

* Hunter Humps Hippos

* Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

* Double J is an A double S

* Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!

* YOUR AD HERE!

* The LWO stole my wallet!

* My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather

* I have the Rock's cookbook!

* The Rock's cooking stinks!

* I Luve Ma Rasslin!

* OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!

* hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role

* William Regal has Besmirched me

* Funaki is my Dad

* WWF= Who Wants Foley

* Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders

* I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)

* AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16

* Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).

* "Viscera ate my other sign"

* Barry Darsow repoed my car

* IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid

* The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar

* This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)

* Rikishi ate my Natchos!

* I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)

* Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)

* I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!

* Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!

* I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore!

* Lita makes us the HARDY boys!

* LITA! Huricarana me!

* Jazz is my dad

* Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic

* Jericho Holics annonimous

* Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal

* Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either

* Is "DDP" related to "DDS"

* Gangrel fears garlic

* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)

* U Suck Angle

* MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)

* Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy?

* Kevin Kelly is extreme

* Jericho is a HAS-BEAN

* Booker T stole my wallet

* Get the "F" back in!

* Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda

* vince get your oWn ideas

* my signs upside down (held upside down)

* Stop sayin what. WHAT?

* Get the Steph out!

* Holy Hostility, Batman!

* Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)

* Nash is trash

* Eddie is greasier than a big mac

* Planet Stasiak is in Uranus

* I am a Kanenite

* god bless plastic surgery!

* molly is no virgin...trust us!

* GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!!

* I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)

* I farted

* Eat my "bizzutu"!

* Rico styled my hair

* Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99)

* Stone Cold is my drinking buddy

* I hate signs

* My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him!

* Mean Gene is my dad

* MOLD-dust

* Booker T = Undercover Brother

* Wife Beater 3:16

* Unemployed 3:16

* Eat your roll and shut your mouth!

* Hogan is my dad (held by old man)

* sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)

* hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose

* watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?

* nWo= non-wrestling oldies

* the next big thing: molly's BUTT

* hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)

* Lesnar - The Next Big King

* Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills

* Brock ate Sid Vicious

* Hogan ate my chocolate bar!

* Eddie mows my grass

* Molly stole my lunch!

* Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)

* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

* hey Austin, Stay the F Out!

* Hogan was a Flintstone

* I tutored Chris Nowinsky

* the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs

* im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)

* We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)

* Do Not Feed The Lesnar.

 

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and another one:

 

- WCW '90's: "Big Van Vader, how do you fit on the toilet?"

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Some of those are quite hilarious. But what I'd love most, is to get a good seat near the front, camera facing me and all, and hold up a white sign with the word FUCK in giant bold, black letters.

[Guest projectwonderboy]

Game Over Triple HHH

 

The sad thing is i've seen Triple HHH more than once.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Yesterday's Raw: "Marry Me Bubba!"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

more signs

 

"Bischoff Fears Workrate"

"Bring Back Blading"

"Hogan Is My Great Grandfather"

"White Thunder: Those Weren't Tic Tacs"

"Chyna Can Write Her Name In The Snow"

[Guest alfdogg]

"Eddy Guerrero is my Gardner"

[The Dames 0]

A REALLY markish friend of mine once wrote

 

"Bossman is a piece of Traylor park trash".

 

....and then the infamous "I like cookies".

 

SO WHAT!

 

Dames

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And now, ASCII versions of real signs, complete with ASCII people holding them up!

 

-----------------       ----------------------

| AUSTIN GOT|      |PUT YOUR SIGN  |

|  THE F OUT  |      |   DOWN WE        |

------------------     |     CAN'T SEE     |

       \O/                 ----------------------

                              \O/              \O/

 

---------------------------

|  PIMPIN AIN'T EASY   |

---------------------------

\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/

 

(okay, maybe not that large, but there were a lot of people holding this massive sign up)

 

---------------------

| THIS SEGMENT|

|         SUX        |

---------------------

          \O/

 

Others that weren't worthy of me wasting my time making ASCII-signs.

 

CONCERT or WRESTLING SHOW???

 

YOU TALK TOO MUCH

 

NASH is SUPER SHREDDER

 

I MOW VINCE'S LAWN

 

THE ROCK FEARS MY WIFE'S COOKING

 

GANGREL FEARS COUNT CHOCULA

[Guest Jericholic82]

I HATE people with big signs that block your view. Last show I was at was a Smackdown Taping in Los Angeles last summer (this was the last show that used the old SD set when Jericho was gored thru it by Rhyno) This lady and her kids had GIANT signs in fron tof my face. My dada yelled down in front! These jerks were so ignorant they held up signs during DARK MATCHES. And their sign just said strecthed out "Scotty 2 Hotty" how f'n dumb is that

 

I'm going to Unforgiven on Sunday and if someone blocks my view I am going to freak.

 

 

Any recent Anti-Jericho sign comes to mind cuz they have been so lame.

 

 

 

A good old school one was at a Clash or NWA PPV Scott Keith mentioned in one of his reviews. right after Barry Windham turned heel on Luger and joined the Horseman some girl had a sign that said

"Barry used to be such a big hunk, now he's just a big Punk"

SK also noted he thought it was a plant. U be the judge

 

 

BTW at the WWA Revolution, they were handing out signs, so if you were annoyed by dumb signs, they were probably the planted ones. Boy did I ever yell at the guy for trying to hand me a sign.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

I'd love to see someone hold up a blank sign and point at it and be like, "OH YEAH!" and completely ignore the fact that there's nothing on it.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Wouldn't "Whooooo" be like some asking "Whoooooo...are you?" While "Woooooo" would actually be the correct phrasing of Flair's "Wooooooo"s?

 

It's gotta be.

[Guest treble charged]

Wouldn't "Whooooo" be like some asking "Whoooooo...are you?" While "Woooooo" would actually be the correct phrasing of Flair's "Wooooooo"s?

 

It's gotta be.

That's what my shirt says.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I've always hated the "I am here, you are not" signs. No real reason, it just kind of states the obvious. I mean does it really make the fuckface happy to spend, what $100+ on a front row seat, pay for parking, buy a teeshirt, buy some nachos and a coke, and hold up his stupid sign? Wow, you are there. I feel bad for you. My girlfriend is giving me the "treatment" shall we say, and you're making a fool out of yourself.

 

Of course, maybe I'm too serious. ::Looks for painkillers::

[Guest treble charged]

$100 for a front row seat? Maybe for a PPV, but I've sat on the floor for TV shows twice (4th and 2nd row), and they were no more than $50 (and that was in $CDN, too).

 

But yeah, I see your point. No one really cares if you are there, or not.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Yeah, TC, I took a stab in the dark on the price. The last show I went to, I sat in the upper deck at the Providence Civic Center for 20 bucks. I thought that price was inflated, so I guessed based on that. Ah well, all is well, I found my painkillers.

 

::smiles in stupered up haze::

[Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop]

Funny story: I went to an indy show last year, and these football player jackasses from another county came just to cause shit. They brought one of those "This message is cool because it stretches across 300 signs" signs. Thing is, a few of the guys who were supposed to bring their signs didn't show, so instead of "We Don't Like Fat Men", or whatever dumbass message it was supposed to have, it was "Like Men Fat" (yes, the dumbasses not only did they not have the correct signs, they didn't hold them up in order).

[Guest Ravenbomb]

dumb signs there should be:

 

*Tazz Fears Taz

*I'm cooking Eggs

*I don't know how to spell Gurero

*All the wrestlers suck

*I knew _______ was going to win (Then hurry and write the winner of the main even'ts name in the empty space)

*I'm having sex right now

*

[Guest MaxPower27]

I've always wanted to get the seats directly on the hard cam, and have 1 sign that reads _______ Sucks. Then, I'd have about 20 names to attach to the sign, so it'd be the same sign with a different name.

 

Someone said it earlier, but anyone who could get a sign on the hard cam that said FUCK, I would buy them a Vanilla Coke.

 

I agree with Slickster, too. A blank sign would be pretty funny.

[Guest NoCalMike]

I hate how now-a-days whenever there is a HEEL turn you get about a hundred, "WHY (wrestlers name here) WHY?" signs.....just annoys the hell out of me. Makes me think there are idiots still out there that think this is all real.

[Guest Frankie Williams]

Back in 1998 some retard proudly held up a sign that said "I Love Sonny". I dont think he meant Sonny Ono or Sonny Bono either.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I think it was Smackdown a couple of weeks ago when they were on a college campus it seemed like every sign was written by a 12 year old. They were so stupid. I can't remember any specific ones I just remember thinking how dumb they were.

[Guest HartFan86]

LMAO, all of these are great. I love the blank sign one. Brilliant.

[Guest HartFan86]

I want someone to show up at a WWE event with a big fucking sign that says "I'm taping Nitro"

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Some of the signs RobDangerously listed sound like the suggestions the people here give when we get one of those "I'm going to RAW ... any sign ideas?" threads.

 

And I hate the "look at me and how witty and 'smart' I am" just as much as the "CHRIS GAYICKO" ones. Actually, know what? I would probably laugh at a "CHRIS GAYICKO" sign, especially they focused in on it and the guy yelled, "THAT'S BECAUSE CHRIS JERICHO IS REAL GAY-ICHO!"

 

Yesterday on Velocity there was a sign that said "We want more Shannon Moore." That is exactly the type of corny sign I would expect the WWE to be handing out at the entrances.

Are the people who make the signs for the fans making awful signs on purpose to go match their perceived intelligence? Plus, that should be "WE WANT MOORE SHANNON." That's like, infinite times better.

 

"Volkoff is a Muffinhead!"

 

how lame

Yo, his hat does make it kind of look like he gots the much-dreaded muffin-head.

 

Back in 1998 some retard proudly held up a sign that said "I Love Sonny". I dont think he meant Sonny Ono or Sonny Bono either.

How does that make one a retard? At least he probably doesn't remember what that sign said. Ouch!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I want someone to show up at a WWE event with a big fucking sign that says "I'm taping Nitro"

 

People do, and the sign police take them up, because Vince is a moron. I have seriously heard that story several times.

[Betty Houle 0]

THis was a big f'n huge banner from No Way Out:

 

"Kurt Angle...More Like Burnt Mango"

This is the greatest sign...EVER!

[Betty Houle 0]

Game Over Triple HHH

 

The sad thing is i've seen Triple HHH more than once.

Doesn't that make him HHHHHHHHH?

 

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

"I Bet HHH Wins Tonight"

 

 

 

Really Smarkish signs rule.

[Guest Sykotic2002]

Dumbest si I ever was from Halloween Havoc '97 Eddy Girlero Cruiserweight Chump. Ho stupid is that?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"I Bet HHH Wins Tonight"

 

 

 

Really Smarkish signs rule.

Dude, this is about STUPID signs. I actually got a laugh outta that one. *Steals it for Mania*