Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 And a fairly accurate approximation of her personality. But if she can bring Dames to DC for the Gathering, she's a modern day hero. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I got such a wrong vibe from that sentence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 But if she can bring Dames to DC for the Gathering, she's a modern day hero. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge I just got a whole Highlander vibe from that one. Am I really integral to this trip?? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 You always make things I say sound homoerotic somehow. I say she'd be a hero because Dames is DA MAN, but when I think about it, putting two people who are just THAT DAMN AWESOME in the same area could destroy the planet. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 How long is this tape anyway? How long does every guy get....and do they show each one? Dames I was talking about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Dames, Would any jury in the world convict me if I killed my girlfriend for insisting she's a size 4 when in fact I KNOW she's a size 1 or 2, and making me buy a size 4 YSL dress for $5.3k, and then telling me it doesn't fucking fit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Goodness, I'd start to be disturbed by it after a while, you know with all the screaming in pain and stuff. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: Oddly, that works for Marney's post somewhat as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 $5,300 dollars? I'm not an advocate of beating women but that would be a stretch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I am this close to just starting to throw things at the wall in sheer frustration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Like Chris Rock said: I understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Dames, Would any jury in the world convict me if I killed my girlfriend for insisting she's a size 4 when in fact I KNOW she's a size 1 or 2, and making me buy a size 4 YSL dress for $5.3k, and then telling me it doesn't fucking fit? Actually, I don't think there's a jury that would acquit you for that one. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 If the dress doesn't fit... you must acquit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I have more faith in the legal system. These are exceptionally aggravating circumstances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I would just use the Wookie defense personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 There's GOT to be more than just.....the dress didn't fit, she said it did so I killed her. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm going to my gym to sweat out some of the sudden tides of violence and random hostility sweeping over me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted October 9, 2002 How long is this tape anyway? How long does every guy get....and do they show each one? Dames Wow for some reason these questions just don't sound right. I don't remember how long the tape was but I think it was over 4 hours. Each guy gets about 30 seconds if I remember correctly and yes they show each one because the guys are just standing around waiting for their turn basically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I was simply asking because I figured they'd edit it so that it doesn't end up being so boring. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I guess that would be the reason why everyone had less than a minute with her because then it would have been way too long and boring. Ok I'm getting off this subject and I told you WAY TOO MUCH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I wonder how it felt to be the cameraman, with 300-something naked dudes all around him. SAUSAGEFEST 2002~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Actually Kotz, this took place a few years ago. Sausagefest 2002 will be The Gathering in December. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Yeah, you're right... I've GOTTA get a girl I know to come with me. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pop Culture God Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I don't know what's best about this thread : Marney's sex life, or Anglesault and Dame's hatred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Dames, it is not even 12pm, and I'm thinking of making myself a screwdriver. Would you be my sponsor when the inevitable occurs and I start attending AA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I don't know what's best about this thread : Marney's sex life, or Anglesault and Dame's hatred? Dude, the sex life. No contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Dames, can I please get this bit of info from you>? Does Regal wrestle better in a showgirls outfit? I mean, it took him under a minute and he has a place to hide his knucks...lol But seriously, do you see any of the now defunct UnAmericans getting a push? I'd push Jericho and Christian as pissed off Canadians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 My fascination with the Yankees and their fans continues. Ok, I already know that if I were to wear a Mets' hat in the Bronx and walked by Yankee Stadium, I likely wouldn't come out alive. Now, is this true for any other team? I'd assume that (at least right now) an Angels' or Diamondbacks' hat wouldn't be too well recieved, but, if I were to wear, say a Devil Rays' hat (no, that's just stupid, no one would wear one of those), or a Blue Jays' hat, would the same thing happen? Would I be allowed to live? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Ok, I already know that if I were to wear a Mets' hat in the Bronx and walked by Yankee Stadium, I likely wouldn't come out alive. Now, is this true for any other team? I'd assume that (at least right now) an Angels' or Diamondbacks' hat wouldn't be too well recieved, but, if I were to wear, say a Devil Rays' hat (no, that's just stupid, no one would wear one of those), or a Blue Jays' hat, would the same thing happen? Would I be allowed to live? You'd probably get laughed at instead. Now, a Red Sox hat (or a Yankees hat at Fenway), is grounds for justifiable homicide in both Boston and New York. If you ever have the chance to go to either Fenway or Yankee Stadium, make sure it's for a Red Sox/Yankees game. It's a good lesson in social science and you are sure to see a fight or two in the stands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I forgot to put Red Sox on that list. I figure them and the Braves, too, maybe. And no one should laugh at my Blue Jays' hat. NO ONE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I wore a Phillies hat to a Phillies/Yankees game in NY a few years back. We (me & 2 friends) were in the upper level behind home plate. We made it out alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
