Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 21, 2002 call him 1-800-CALL-ATT.. then he will know that he is supporting Carrot Top I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T USE 1-800-COLLECT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 21, 2002 Knock off 2000 of his posts and watch him bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 21, 2002 Dames, do I tell what really happened on the date with Erica, or do I do what she suggested and make something different up? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 21, 2002 But I'm absolutely certain I also go down on a girl better than he does. Better than any man. Because I know what feels good and why. And there's no substitute for that. None. You penis-providers will always come second there If we do it right, that's the plan it gives more girls an incentive to turn gay, or at least to give it a shot. Which in turn increases my playing field, at least until May. May? What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 21, 2002 If we do it right, that's the plan Feh. That interpretation doesn't even work in your dreams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 21, 2002 Heh, you don't know about my dreams... ...eh, <mumble> you're right </mumble> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 21, 2002 Knock off 2000 of his posts and watch him bitch. NOBODY Fucks With My Post Count! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 22, 2002 Hey Dames, if I write up reviews of the two CZW videos I'm getting, will you post them on the main site? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted September 22, 2002 Dames: Who's hotter? Janet, Ashanti, or Tyra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted September 22, 2002 Have you picked up the new Rolling Stone yet? From the pic I posted last night, I'm sure you did or at least went to the web site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 OK Damey-boy. As it pertained to Kane's mystery PAHTNAH on Monday, somebody said that it might be Nova. I returned with... "Nova invented the mystery partner, you know..." Brian replied with," Best. Line. Currently. So my question to you is...Is that line the best line...currently? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 How come your no-selling our questions, Dames? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 I just might have an idea why...because HE'S DA DAMES MAN! Oh, and by the way... Tony Montana...BEST. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Out of those three girls, Ashanti's not the hottest. She's all right and people think she's hot because she is made up alot. How often do you gawk at lazy-eyed girls with side burns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Damesey-waymsey... What do you think of girls that don't wear make-up, but have no sideburns/lazy eyes?... Hm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Dames, do I tell what really happened on the date with Erica, or do I do what she suggested and make something different up? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge The TRUTH.....shall set you free. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Hey Dames, if I write up reviews of the two CZW videos I'm getting, will you post them on the main site? Depends on how good they are. Send them to me when you're done with them. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Dames: Who's hotter? Janet, Ashanti, or Tyra? I don't like Janet, Ashanti....she's aight. Tyra by default. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Have you picked up the new Rolling Stone yet? From the pic I posted last night, I'm sure you did or at least went to the web site. Nah, I haven't. Other than Maxim and Stuff, I barely buy any magazines. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 OK Damey-boy. As it pertained to Kane's mystery PAHTNAH on Monday, somebody said that it might be Nova. I returned with... "Nova invented the mystery partner, you know..." Brian replied with," Best. Line. Currently. So my question to you is...Is that line the best line...currently? Currently, yes. That is fuckin' hilarious. Did you know that Nova invented tag-team wrestling? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Is it true Nova invented the idea for this column? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 How come your no-selling our questions, Dames? ::No Sells Question:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Damesey-waymsey... What do you think of girls that don't wear make-up, but have no sideburns/lazy eyes?... Hm. Um....give me an example? If Ashanti is one of them.....she's not my type. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Did Nova invent no-selling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Is it true Nova invented the idea for this column? He stole it from me! I've been doing this since 1999! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Did Nova invent no-selling? Wow, if he did that means that he must have gone back in time and showed Hogan, Road Warrior Hawk and The Undertaker how to do it! HE's AWESOME! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 I always thought Nova invented the Undertaker, therefore he invented no-selling, the ministry of darkness...etc...I don't know man...Nova is LIKE THE INNOVATOR OF NOTHING SPECTACTULAR AT ALL! EDIT: And if my Nova line is my best line currently...which is the best...line...ever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Dames which song would make a better wedding song: Thank God I Found You by Mariah Carey, Joe, and 98 degrees or the remixed version with Joe and Nas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Dames which song would make a better wedding song: Thank God I Found You by Mariah Carey, Joe, and 98 degrees or the remixed version with Joe and Nas? I don't think anyone could walk down the aisle to Nas. I'd go with the original. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Ok Damesey... "Chi Chi...get the yeyo." or "Go ahead, Romeo. Do your thing."? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
