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Guest Sandman9000
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I had to wear a tie to high school every day. (Damn Jesuits) Now, I'm not sure if I even remember.

 

Hell, I'm gonna try right now and see if I do remember!

 

 

Edit- Nope.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
I wonder if Dames can find the United States on a map.

 

1 in 10 Americans 18-24 can't...

ha! I gotta thank you yanks for that...you've made Canadians everywhere laugh.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
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I bet those stats come from states like Virgina, Tenn, or some other backwoods inbread state

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I bet those stats come from states like Virgina, Tenn, or some other backwoods inbread state

You mean like Texas?

 

 

*runs and hides*

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Dames, I don't feel good, can you make me some soup?

Well, other than Lipton and Ramen....I can't really make any. If those two will make you feel better, I'll Fed Ex it to ya :)

 

 

Dames

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Dames, why am I the greatest Post Whore Ever?

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Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead?

Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes.

 

Dames

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead?

Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes.

 

Dames

So will Tests new Humilia..I mean marketing thing make him a main eventer?

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who has better kicks. Lowki or Tajiri? Who is the better "high flying 12 year old" Red or Rey?

Low-Ki, by far. He doesn't need slappy pants, he just kicks the buttfuck out of you.

 

Dames

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No joke.....I tie my ties ONCE....then when i take them off, I loosen it so that its still in the not and hang them that way. When I need it, I just slip it over my head and tighten it. Works EVERY time.

 

Dames

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Why can't everyone see the light and become an Edgehead?

Edgehead is such a lame term. The only thing missing to make him a main eventer is a good catchphrase and better marketing, merchandise wise, in WWE's eyes.

 

Dames

So will Tests new Humilia..I mean marketing thing make him a main eventer?

Test's new direction is turning him face. He can't possibly make it to a mainstream Rock/Austin/HHH level with the testicle gimmick though.

 

Dames

Posted

Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass?

 

"I think you've had enough. No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough. Bitch."

Guest Sandman9000
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Bob Barker was trained by motherfucking Chuck Norris.

 

He could kick ALL our asses.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

That was a classic line in Happy Gilmore

"The price is wrong, bitch!"

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do?

 

 

"Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?"

 

"No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last."

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Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass?

 

"I think you've had enough. No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough. Bitch."

Well...in that case, who would JLH flock to now?

 

It ain't the man who got whupped by Bob Barker!

 

Dames

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Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do?

 

 

"Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?"

 

"No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last."

"Just letting you know Mr. Zsasz, I was trained by Triple H. Not only will I no sell your laser, but in the event that it does kill me, I will simply say "NO POBO" to death and make sure that you're lower than Johnathan Carver on the Bond villian food chain".

 

Dames

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Dames, does it make me less of a man because I think Bob Barker can kick my ass?

 

"I think you've had enough.  No *kicks Happy*, NOW you've had enough.  Bitch."

Well...in that case, who would JLH flock to now?

 

It ain't the man who got whupped by Bob Barker!

 

Dames

Oh, go blow it out of your Plinko chip.

 

Unrealted note: What happend to Rod Roddy? Did he retire or something?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Dames, You're tied to a metal table because you've been captured sneaking into Goldfinger's secret base. He starts up the laser. What do you do?

 

 

"Do you expect me to talk, Zsasz?"

 

"No Mr. Dames, I expect you to die. Choose your next witicism more carefully, Mr. dames... it may be your last."

"Just letting you know Mr. Zsasz, I was trained by Triple H. Not only will I no sell your laser, but in the event that it does kill me, I will simply say "NO POBO" to death and make sure that you're lower than Johnathan Carver on the Bond villian food chain".

 

Dames

Dames, my cool name means I am AT LEAST ranked higher than Red Grant, and neck-and-neck with Scaramunga.

 

Of course, I am still nowhere near Blofeld.

 

 

(BTW< I have read all 62 Bond books, and you'd be surprised how the characters can change from book to film.)

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You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE!

 

Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS.

 

Dames

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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You'd have to, you know....actually kill Bond to be anywhere near Blofeld. He killed his f'n WIFE!

 

Yes, Bond was married once for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about. IHMSS.

 

Dames

OHMSS! OHMSS!

 

YOU DUMB FUCK!

 

 

Just kidding. i *really* like Bond.

Guest JLuv0309
Posted

One of these days I think I may park on a parkway and start driving really fast in a driveway...what do u think about this?

Guest JLuv0309
Posted

Oh here's another...what do you think about a guy who says he doesn't masturbate because it's still a guy's hand? That is, his own hand, him being a guy, he refuses to beat his meat. Any thoughts?

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