The One and Only RAW 9/22 Thread!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Hurricane probably gonna get GREEN Pyro one oneside of the ring and Kane with the Red on the otherside.  LOL Kane and Helms this might have promise.

Man, that would RULE!

Not as much as my circa '99 idea for Mick Foley.

 

He'd have Kane's pyro, but instead of fire, CHEF BOYARDEE would shoot out.

LOL!

 

That'd be pretty messy...

[Guest Vyce]

This RAW has been pretty good so far.

 

Thumbs up at a 84 degree angle!

I agree with you.

 

I wonder if that means something is wrong with me.

 

Oh well, the hatred in me will well up again as soon as Trips comes out.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

WHY did they change the name of the Shattered Dreams to the "Golden Globes"?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wow day after Unforgiven and already we probably have

 

Book Dust vs. Island Boys

 

and The HurriKanes vs. Storm/Christian

 

and RVD/Flair

[Guest AndrewTS]

And Helms is just too small to be taken credibly in WWE, except as a Cruiser.  Maybe in tag action, but he'd have to bulk up to move up the card.

Well, Ron Mysterio is taken seriously, so Hurricane can too. With the right build and the right wins.

 

HAH. That HurriKanes promo rocked. I laughed at loud when Kane kissed Terri. I am really liking this team. To the Hurricave!

Against Angle, who doesn't completely dwarf him, he was fine, but still made out to be a little kid pretty much.

 

Although Hurricane's made great strides from being jobber to all heavyweights.

 

However, watch Keith bitch about the Hurri-Kane teamup.

 

If there's no more HHH ego-fuck on the show I may have to end my Raw-skipping at one show.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I love the Island Boys and Rico connection.

The Fire Island Boyz!

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

What's wrong with Rico's music? It works well for him. As long as Billy and Chuck drop it, anyways.

 

And yeah, Hurricane moving to Raw is definately good for his career. The man can definately get over; With Kane he can legit get over heavyweights, which will only help. Good move WWE...I like it.

[Guest HartFan86]

I smell and like a Goldust/Booker vs. Island Boys feud.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Well, so much for that push.

 

Rosie and Jamal vs. BookDust at No Mercy, eh? Oh well, Booker gets under-utilized another month, what else is new.

 

-Duo

But we get Bubba vs. HHH! Rejoice!

 

And a Randy Orton push!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And Helms is just too small to be taken credibly in WWE, except as a Cruiser.  Maybe in tag action, but he'd have to bulk up to move up the card.

Well, Ron Mysterio is taken seriously, so Hurricane can too. With the right build and the right wins.

 

HAH. That HurriKanes promo rocked. I laughed at loud when Kane kissed Terri. I am really liking this team. To the Hurricave!

Against Angle, who doesn't completely dwarf him, he was fine, but still made out to be a little kid pretty much.

 

Although Hurricane's made great strides from being jobber to all heavyweights.

 

However, watch Keith bitch about the Hurri-Kane teamup.

 

If there's no more HHH ego-fuck on the show I may have to end my Raw-skipping at one show.

Bad news Andy...he's got a match teaming with Flair against RVD and Bubba Rhodes next.

[Guest Eagan469]

WHY did they change the name of the Shattered Dreams to the "Golden Globes"?

they don't call the Curtain Call anymore either.

 

GAY anti-drug commercial rears it's head on my TV again

[Guest Nevermortal]

Well, so much for that push.

 

Rosie and Jamal vs. BookDust at No Mercy, eh? Oh well, Booker gets under-utilized another month, what else is new.

 

-Duo

But we get Buuba vs. HHH! Rejoice!

 

And a Randy Orton push!

And after him, RENE DUPREE, A FRENCH HOSS, BAH GAWD

[Guest TheHulkster]

im smoking a joint right now

 

<----Murderer

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Some damn Nintendo ad on my screen.

 

Looks like those weirdos into the whole "furry" thing will like this.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

you know they didn't have to play the run around to say drug money supports bad things.....it's pretty well known.

 

Who's buying Scorpion King when it comes out on Tape/DVD?

[Guest jester]

I'm actually enjoying this Raw. But now, the real test. HHHe's next.

 

Things could come crashing down in a big way depending on how things go.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Wow. When I heard the "WHOA WHOA WHOA" I thought it was another HHH appearance, not a Bischoff one.

[Guest AndrewTS]

The problem with Rico's music is...IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOYBAND! Cheesy female pop music I can sorta understand, despite the fact that if you buy their CDs you can not SEE them, let alone see them nude. But boyband music...ugh. Nothing redeemable whatsover.

 

Ugh...alright, maybe it fits him, but if B+C aren't gay anymore then THEY should change.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Bisch plays such a great scumbag.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Bischoff eats asshole. Yay.

 

Combine that with the 500 F-bombs earlier, we've got a profanity bender!

[Guest dpac]

"asshole" on raw, that has to be a first

[Guest snowfan]

I'm actually enjoying this Raw. But now, the real test. HHHe's next.

 

Things could come crashing down in a big way depending on how things go.

Nice promo by Booker....

 

Next HGH kills an otherwise acceptable show.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Meanwhile, RVD realizes just how bad things can get when you fuck with HHH.

[Guest tetsubeav]

Grrr.... I'm Mr. Angry Van Dam

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Man now I'm kinda wishing I bought tickets to the Houston RAW.

[Guest razazteca]

send RVD to acting school stat

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

See, this is what I was talking about with Van Dam. He needed to get ANGRY for once and it'll make the fued that much better.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Against Angle, who doesn't completely dwarf him, he was fine, but still made out to be a little kid pretty much.

 

Although Hurricane's made great strides from being jobber to all heavyweights.

But they did portray him as a threat to Angle. Angle is a main event guy, and the crowd was popping like hell for the near falls. They thought Mysterio could win. Of course, now Ron is back to the cruisers, but I think if they sustained his push he could believably be upper mid card.

 

After all, Jericho was a "cruiser" at one point...same with Benoit and Eddy. Hurricane is just another small guy who could get over if given the chance.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"asshole" on raw, that has to be a first

Nitro has them beat by ~4 years

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hehehe...WWE doesn't bother people to pay to see Booker/Goldust against the Three Minute Men. Good move there