SWF Countdown To Genesis Card (September 29, 2002)

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Because Siclen makes me sound like I'm gonna stab you straight in the heart, motherfucker.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

But Slicen makes it sound more like Shredder from TMNT, like you're going to rip my intestines out and choke me with them =P

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

...but then I'd get intestine goop all over my hands.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Does he Dicen, too?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I'm Mak's shadow?

 

 

Where did THAT come from?

 

 

 

 

"Hollywood" Spike "Mak Who?" Jenkins

[Guest CED Ordonez]

MVS, at least you don't have to worry about an ñ that would give your name two perfectly acceptable pronunciations. Or a full first name that makes you hate having people attempt to either pronounce or spell it.

 

-Ced "I tell 'em my name's K.G." Ordonez

[Guest Listen2Reason]

Although, I can't really take full credit for the stip. I took an idea someone gave me and made it simpler...

 

...simpler?!?

 

[Secret Agent 0]

Say,

 

How come we don't get a special guest referee for the battle royale like...geeze i dunno. Maybe Thugg?

 

I'm surprised he didn't make that one happen to begin with.

[Guest Goodear]

Special Guest Announcers: Due to Edwin and Axis's involvement in Genesis, they are both unavailable to announce Countdown....As a result, Suicide King refuses to work the show since he's taken a sort to of non-sexual liking to the dynamic duo. So, I present to you, your 3 person announce team for Countdown to Genesis.........CURRY...NTD...and THE EXPLODING CHICKEN!!!

 

Please note, I'll put up a brief description of their commentary styles later today or tomorrow for those of you who weren't around and therefore, don't know who they are.

Not to be a sassy Sally, but I have to write my match today since I'll be visiting my parents this weekend and won't have a chance to write tommarrow. So I really need those descriptions whenever you get a chance Thugg... otherwise it will be a lot of explosions and a guy saying he has no pants... no pant to sell.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...yeah, you've got them down, more or less.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Curry: Wussy little face commentator. Constantly outsmarted and made to look like an idiot. Michael Cole.

 

NTD: Pantsless freak. Sexually ambigous. Any joke relating to sex or freakishness is appropriate here. Mixture of Jerry Lawler and the most flamboyant man you've ever seen.

 

Exploding Chicken: Um, he's a heel and explodes a lot. Outside of that, there's not much of a personality.

 

Hope that helps.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

ELM pretty much nailed it. Sorry for the delay...I'm being ass raped by school work.

 

As a note, whenever Exploding Chicken has nothing to say, he just says "KLUK KLUK KABOOM!" or some variation thereof.

 

Da "the world champ is so helpful" H

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Rather than PMing the five other people in the newbie battle royal, I figured I'd post here for you to see (though, if you read Wrath, you would know about it already). Kamikaze is wrestling with a bum knee! He's got a leg brace on. Make sure it's a factor in your match. Though I'm sure it doesn't matter that much..

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Note to Spike -

 

Spike, make sure to make Myers sell his ribs like a BITCH. Mak came off with a neck injury from the HITC and Myers came off with a rib injury.

 

That is all.

[Secret Agent 0]

Hey yo,

 

Is Leon still active? I haven't sen him post on these threads in a few. I wonder if the last two guys feet touched the floor at the same time, if we would have CO-Euro champs. You know like Chyna and Jerico with the IC Belt.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well, if that's what you want to do, then go ahead. I mean, if the match wins, then the match wins...and then we'd have co-holders...I, for one, think that could be a cool storyline to run...but that's just me...and I ain't marking the match.

 

Da "glad to see Johnny stopped mocking the Kliq" H

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Question? Does the word limit have to be strictly followed? I mean, I'm not close to finishing the six man battle royal, but just my entrances consumed almost a third of 7,000. And with all the high vitality scores, it's gonna take a while, y'know?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Kami - I think it should be. You should ask your specific marker. Hell, I had a 2000 word entrance, and I'm only at 6300. So, uh... yeah. Ask your marker, and see how much leeway you'll get from them

[Guest crusen86]

Note: Expect the marker of Williams/Renegade to change, unless it wants to be posted by itself 6 hours after Genesis.

[Guest crusen86]

Attention: Danny Williams/Renegade : Send your match to realitycheck.

[Guest dr-smogz]

I'm not going to be able to show. It's not like I'd win anyway. We just got our floors refinishesed. I haven't been able to use a computer since Monday or Tuesday now, so this is the first chance I've had to post this.