Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Joke's already been done Jeff, move along. JHawk, there's a certain member of this board who keeps denying my animal magnetism, we'll call them Anila. What do I do to get this person to finally drop their inhibitions? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Joke's already been done Jeff, move along. Damn. Anywho, Pepsi or Coke? There's an original question for you.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 So, let me get this straight.... I can ask you anything I want? Once again, yes, and once again, the joke's been done. Thunder was the sequel of Nitro. Usually sequels are better, but Thunder was even worse. Backstage Assault was not as horrible as Thunder. Nothing is as bad as Thunder. I'll take your word for it. JHawk, there's a certain member of this board who keeps denying my animal magnetism, we'll call them Anila. What do I do to get this person to finally drop their inhibitions? Well, the first you do is give her a fake name, Kotz. Other than that, it really depends on the person, but most of the women who end up being interested in me and won't admit it respond to getting liquored up. Although with this "Alina", you might want to try candy and flowers.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Anywho, Pepsi or Coke? There's an original question for you. I prefer Pepsi, but I'll drink both of them.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Can I be your best man at you and Stacy's wedding?
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Can I be your best man at you and Stacy's wedding? I dunno. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the maid of honor, so you might have to fight Dames and kingpk for it. Do you think Lita's hot? It really depends on the picture. I thought she was hot until around WrestleMania X-7 and then it was "Oh my God, what happened to her?"
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Jeff, I think she's SMOKIN', and that's all you need to know. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
EL DANDY~! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Two things... on the subject of best man...I'm 6'3" 280, and can do a 450 splash. I think I'm ok on that...lol And I think Lita has been sniffing outta Jeff's hankie, if you know what I mean...
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I do know what you mean, as a matter of fact.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot.
Guest benoitrules2000 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 How do i overcome my addiction to pornography and chronic failure in life?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, will you be my sponsor when I join AA? Dames turned me down. ::makes self another screwdriver::
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot. You should be flattered that anybody found your idea good enough to steal, but in reality, I felt more like I was ripping off Dames. As for Metal Ed, he is frickin' hilarious, and I can't wait to see more of his work. How do i overcome my addiction to pornography and chronic failure in life? As for overcoming failure in life, find a job you love to do. For example, I feel successful since I do these Raw recaps for this site. As for the pornography thing, if I ever get over mine I'll let you know how I did it. JHawk, will you be my sponsor when I join AA? Dames turned me down. Do I actually have to go to the meetings and stuff? Because those things are boring if you're not actually in AA.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Did you know that my respect for you went up one hundredfold after I saw you make the right call in the Miss SmartMarks contest? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 What's up w/ Kiley's face? I think I'll ask for a 2nd opinion, too in another "Ask so-and-so" thread....
Guest goodhelmet Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot. i pointed the same thing out to dames, kinetic. he claims HE was the originator of the ask me thread but i recall the ask kinetic thread first. as for jhawk, there seems to be a debate going on about the greatness of benoit-bret from '99. i know your thoughts about the match but what do you say to the non-believers? also, did you ever post a question in the kinetic/metal ed ask me threads because the response was always quite original?
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Who's hotter.... Kylie Minogue or Stacy Keibler?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Who is the greatest poster in the history of this board...with the initials BML?
Guest JHawk Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Did you know that my respect for you went up one hundredfold after I saw you make the right call in the Miss SmartMarks contest? Like I said, Kylie's a sexy chick. What's up w/ Kiley's face? I think she's quite cute. Probably the amount of makeup she uses at any one time. as for jhawk, there seems to be a debate going on about the greatness of benoit-bret from '99. i know your thoughts about the match but what do you say to the non-believers? also, did you ever post a question in the kinetic/metal ed ask me threads because the response was always quite original That you need to look for the subtle nuances, but if you're a fan who didn't start watching until 1997 or 1998 you'll probably never get it. And I did ask a few questions in Kinetic's thread. I just didn't feel like I stole his idea since the point of the thread was to slow Dames down. Who's hotter.... Kylie Minogue or Stacy Keibler? Stacy (sorry Kotz). Who is the greatest poster in the history of this board...with the initials BML? Since you're the only one I can remember off the top of my head, then you.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Dude, I understand. You've got your woman, I've got mine. I respect anyone as obsessive as me. Spiff just wants to start trouble. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
The Dames Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 JHawk, here's a question. How's my spotlight feel? Dames
Guest JHawk Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 JHawk, here's a question. How's my spotlight feel? Dames Quite cozy, actually, although a glass of water would be nice.
The Dames Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I was hoping you'd say nice and warm, but that'll do. Dames
Guest JHawk Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 The only thing that's warm around here is Stacy's shoulder. So comfy...
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