Translation of Mysterio & Nidia Convo

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

TRANSLATION OF WHAT MYSTERIO AND NIDIA WERE SAYING ON SMACKDOWN

 

Nidia: Hi, Rey, how are you?

 

Rey: Good, and you?

 

Nidia: Great. I wanted to tell you that I love your mask, it's so sensual.

 

Rey: Thanks.

 

Nidia: Listen, I have a cup of ice. Fifteen minutes, what do you say?

 

Rey: What? Do you want to have a drink or something?

 

Nidia: No, let me be a little more clear. Do you know the 619?

 

Rey: uh-huh

 

Nidia: Why don't we take out the 1 and keep the rest?

 

Rey: Listen, Nidia. I'm going to be a little bit clear with you. I'd rather be seen with a dog on the street before laying down with a nobody like you.

 

Nidia: A nobody?! Ooh! You know what you are? A son of a ...! (to Funaki) What do you want?! (to Rey) I'm going to show YOU a bitch!

 

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[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Mwahahaha.

 

Rey: Listen, Nidia. I'm going to be a little bit clear with you. I'd rather be seen with a dog on the street before laying down with a nobody like you.

 

Begs the question... what if the dog was a nobody? And if Nidia is on television, how is she possibly a nobody?

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

Woo! Noble vs Mysterio!!

 

but what's nidia gonna do

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Well, I guess that means we are gonna see DAMN OH TESTIFY~! vs. Los Guerreros at No Mercy, when Noble interferes in that match next week. Then, when The Guerreros beat La Pareja Terrible next week, and Benoit and Angle go at it...you'll have THREE good matches at the PPV. HELL FUCKIN YEAH.

[Guest NoCalMike]

Nidia's voice was a lot more appealing when she was speaking in Spanish~!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I seriously doubt D-Von/Simmons will make it to the tag team finals. Rey/Edge will beat them, and face probably Chavo/Eddy. Or at least, that's how I hope it shakes out. I don't particularly want to see D-Von & Ron Simmons going for the tag belts on a PPV.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Four years of Spanish and the only thing I understood was the bit about the 69.

 

*sigh*

[Guest Brian]

Is Angle/Benoit vs. Los guerreros confirmed for next week or was that just implied with the beating up Benoit segment. Because, you know they could be building to a pay per view match.

[Guest jester]

Nidia's voice was a lot more appealing when she was speaking in Spanish~!

Spanish is just a naturally sexy language.

 

They could have been talking about rack and pinion steering and the effect would have still been the same.

[Guest RedJed]

Yah, the tag match is going to happen next week for sure.

 

What I can see happening is some no contest for the Guererro-A/B match and then Edge/Rey wins next week. That sets up either a triple threat tag, or a deal where there is a rematch at the ppv with the Guererros-A/B and then they take on Edge/Rey later in the night.

 

BTW, I still hope they are building to Rey/Knoble in a program, even though Rey could be a main eventer in no time and doesn't really need the title. Then again seeing as how over he is, having him as CW Champ would get that division more promise.

 

What I would guess is Knoble costs Rey something at the ppv and they build from there. Personally I'd love to see a best of 7 series between the two guys, starting the Smackdown after the ppv and having a match every week, leading to the rest of the falls at Survivor Series in gimmicked matches like a Mexican Death Match, cage, etc.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Two years of Spanish, and I didn't understand more than a few words, because they were talking to fast, dammit!!

[The Dames 0]

Why didn't anyone ask me to translate?

 

Dames

[Guest Zero_Cool]

You speak Spanish? If you do, is "caca" really "shit" in Spanish?

[Guest Brian]

Mierda is shit, IIRC.

 

I understood most of it pretty well, my pronunciation and speaking is pretty horrible.

[Guest Sturgis]

So since Nidia spoke perfect Spanish does this mean she is Spanish, cause if she is... mmmmmm

 

(Sturgis has a soft spot and a hard on for spanish women )

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

If I remember, she is like Purto Rican or something.

 

Whatever.

 

Nidia rules.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Fuck it, as long as it get Knoble and Nidia on my Tv, im down wit dat

[Guest RenegadeX28]

I was surprised to see her come out of nowhere with Spanish like that! I thought she wasn't hispanic! Oh well, but I say Rey Jr should have gone with Nidia and forget about the rest.