Join the Establishment

[Guest Flyboy]

c) are not post fucking whores

I guess I can't be Established, then.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

<----------- Fuck the Establishment.

[Guest B-X]

Ahem. I've been at Smarks WAY before the yellow background.

 

Anyone remember THIS?!?!?!

 

TEH OLD SMARKBOARD

[Guest Flyboy]

What happens if you're one of the Ten, Big?

[Guest Kingpk]

a) really good thoughts - check

b) contribute like daily - check

c) are not post fucking whores - check

d) are involved directly in the livelihood of a section - ehh, pushing it here

e) are recognizable by the masses - check

f) not overall site mods - check

[Guest MrRant]

<---- knows the handshake and the location of the SECRET VANILLA CASTLE OF FEAR~!

 

 

P.S. Read my sermon goddamnit.

[Guest B-X]

But you guys don't know the handshake.

How about you shake my nuts..

 

 

 

 

MOTHERFUCKA!!!!

 

EDIT: I just found me a gimmick. Making fun of people and accusing them of motherfuckery.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

What happens if you're one of the Ten, Big?

That won't happen. Trust me.

[Guest Flyboy]

Anyone remember THIS?!?!?!

 

TEH OLD SMARKBOARD

Before my time.

 

Before my time.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Fuck The Establishment!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

This was fun. G'night all.

[Guest godthedog]

a) really good thoughts

b) contribute like daily

c) are not post fucking whores

d) are involved directly in the livelihood of a section

e) are recognizable by the masses

f) not overall site mods

 

a) yup

b) yup

c) yup

d) yup (movies, & music to a much lesser extent)

e) i dunno, i've never asked "the masses" whether they recognize me. is this board even big enough to have something to refer to as "the masses"?

f) yup

[Guest DrTom]

Anyone remember THIS?!?!?!

 

TEH OLD SMARKBOARD

Damn, I'd forgotten how drab that place looked. Looking thru some of the threads on that link reminded me of a LOT of posters who haven't made it to this incarnation of the board, AFAIK.

[Guest Flyboy]

I fit all of them except "c)".. damn.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I am not a Post Whore

 

I am always on this Damn Board!

 

You People know me!

 

I'm a quiet person. I have no problems with anyone!

 

DAMN IT!

[Guest Flyboy]

You stopped using dashes.

 

You're a nobody.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

a) really good thoughts

b) contribute like daily

c) are not post fucking whores

d) are involved directly in the livelihood of a section

e) are recognizable by the masses

f) not overall site mods

a) nope

b) not recently

c) damn

d) no idea what you're saying

e) probably not

f) finally got one!

[Guest Flyboy]

If "g) funny motherfucker" would have been on there, you would have gotten two!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

If "g) funny motherfucker" would have been on there, you would have gotten two!

Yeah, but then I'd be the only guy in the group. *rimshot* Thank you very much.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I-Missed-Posting-With-The-Dashes

[Guest Flyboy]

I set them up, and he knocks 'em down!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I-Missed-Posting-With-The-Dashes

Was that a gimmick or for real?

[Guest Flyboy]

It was for real for awhile, but when he finally got a new keyboard he dropped it...

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

For real.

Then I got a New Keyboard, but continued to use the Dashes, but most of you kept asking me to get a New Keyboard, So I stopped.

[Guest Flyboy]

NBT: The PB Real World shoot isn't all that great just to let you know.

[Guest godthedog]

love the new title, big.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I set them up, and he knocks 'em down!

"BML + Flyboy = Tag Team Champs"

 

Imagine the surrealistic stereotyping we'd endure in the WWE. I'd be the Jose: The Latino Crackhead and you'd be Levon: The Black Dope Fiend. Together we'd be the Hitseekers.

 

[Guest Flyboy]

 

OR:

 

You could be Petro: The Burrito Carrier while I'm Leroy: The Fried Chicken Eater.

 

Smell the ratings!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

No love for Collard Greens ?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Or we could be an oddball comedy duo. I could be Juan: Lost Lonely Cuban/Mexican/Puerto Rican Immigrant and you can be Leon: Angry/Poor Black Man who takes me in. We'd have to steal from other superstars to make ends meet.

 

My God we have all the answers to the WWE's woes right here.