Join the Establishment

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Or you can be Cheech And Chong.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

No love for Collard Greens ?

Are they any good?

[Guest Kinetic]

I was a member on the ezBoard forum. Not a prominent one, I grant you, but I was there. That's irrelevant, though, because I'm established here and now. And my intent in joining The Establishment was not to accuse others of not being established or being inferior posters, but to be a member of a super-hip group of bitchin' dudes. And to have a banner, since my banner requests are always no-sold. I think you're all great. I really, really do. But it takes a special kind of poster who just so happened to be on between 7-12 on a Saturday night to be a member of The Magnificient Ten. That's my story.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Okey doke, slow poke.

 

That sounded pretty cool actually.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Yes, Collard Greens are good.

If you know how to cook them.

[Guest Flyboy]

No love for Collard Greens ?

Are they any good?

Not without cornbeard.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

You should try tacos, or burritos, or beans, or...no I think that's all we eat. Oh and ya gotta have hot sauce.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I've been around a while.....

 

Though not currently.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I think your user name is holding your down.

[Guest Kinetic]

I've never understood the "black people love fried chicken" stereotype. Who doesn't like fried chicken? Other than vegetarians, I guess. Same with watermelon. Show me a person who doesn't love watermelon and I'll show you a person who should have their tastebud privileges revoked.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Oh come on, its pretty sarcastic to me. Everytime I look at it I remember those aggrevated times. I just put it there because I was such a big fan of Austin's and that part of his career was such a waste I used that tired old catchphrase just to spite myself.

 

I'd like to change it. But then I'd be starting from square one. And if that's your way of turning me away and being nice about it, well fine! *sniff*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm not even one of the established. Inc or Kinetic took my spot *waves fist in the air*

 

You can always just ask a mod to transfer your post count to the new account or whatever.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Same with watermelon. Show me a person who doesn't love watermelon and I'll show you a person who should have their tastebud privileges revoked.

*hangs head in shame* I'll let myself out.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Show me a person who doesn't love watermelon and I'll show you a person who should have their tastebud privileges revoked.

Pretty much anything that can be infused with alcohol is okay with me.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I bet Marney is more established than I am. Fucking politics.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The thread is up in NHB, folks.

 

Thank EVERYONE for making this the funniest thread EVER.

 

A true testament to how consistently entertaining us ESTABLISHED~! can be.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Marney-Try mixing up a hairy buffalo in a clean trashcan or bucket or something, only use fried chicken instead of fruit. Or else make a vodka chicken. That would be fuckin' hardcore.

[Guest godthedog]

EDIT: nevermind.

[Guest Flyboy]

I've never understood the "black people love fried chicken" stereotype. Who doesn't like fried chicken?

I'm black, and I really don't care much for fried chicken.

 

*shrugs*

[Guest AM The Kid]

I'm established!!!!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I don't care for Fried Chicken either.

 

I do however like, Chicken Strips.

[Guest Leena]

This is what I miss for not being here Saturday night... *Cries*.

 

Spoon told me to go out, too. He held me down~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oops. Sorry. I had no idea this was going to happen.

 

And if you're upset about going out because you missed something like this, I cry for you.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Prince Paul]

EVERYONE should love fried chicken. Actually, any chicken for that matter.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Thank EVERYONE for making this the funniest thread EVER.

 

A true testament to how consistently entertaining us ESTABLISHED~! can be.

Considering the funniest posts were from non-established posters, you should be thanking me and Flyboy. We're Gods/Gawds ya know.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But Flyboy is ESTABLISHED~!, and if you'll check the thread in NHB, you're very close to it yourself, dependent on the votes.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

Flyboy is established

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Oh please. Anyone not in the first chosen 6 is obviously just there to hang around. You're establishing almost out of pity now.

[Guest J*ingus]

I AM YOUR ESTABLISHMENT GOD.

 

That is all.

 

 

And oh yeah, fried chicken is alright, though I prefer chicken strips/fingers/nuggets overall.

[Guest The Superstar]

Especially Ruby Tuesdays chicken fingers.

 

 

Erm...I hope I win the vote!