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Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

dammit, i didnt want to share my headless status with angleplex

 

...

 

but for the horrific pun

 

i dont think either of us will be having any head anytime soon

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Ha ha, those parkas are also coated with the same fireproof gel stuntmen use!

 

::Flings diseased cows into castle::

*Feeds cows to peasants for amusement*

Guest Spicy McHaggis
Posted
*the generic knight walks quietly into the thread and stands in the background polishing his sword for five hours*

It takes you 5 hours to "polish your sword"?

Guest The Amazing Rando
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*the generic knight walks quietly into the thread and stands in the background polishing his sword for five hours*

It takes you 5 hours to "polish your sword"?

well maybe he doesn't have a girlfriend

Guest J*ingus
Posted

A dragon? Cool. I could definitely be a dragon. I wouldn't be your standard fire-breathing, princess-capturing, kingdom-ravaging type dragon, though; I'd be more of a cave potato, MST3K-watching, Nyquil-swilling type dragon.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Bah! I'm in a peasant killing, earth shattering, maidenhood stealing mood today. (aka bad mood)

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

*gets head*

 

 

 

 

 

*puts back on neck*

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

life is ghey.

 

 

I don't know how many of you guys knew but when I was younger I was in foster care for a year or two. Anyway yesterday my Former Foster father passed away from symptoms of prostate cancer. He was a really cool guy and taught me a lot about life and is ther only person from that time period in my life who gave a damn about me.

 

 

anyway I get to fly down to Abby for the Memorial Service, so I can check on my house and gnomes.

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Indeed, my thoughts and prayers are with you, C-Dub.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

thanks guys.

 

anyway... we need a establishment kingdom banner.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Is "Establishment Kingdom" the name now...

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

i dunno. sounds okay to me

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

:bangs on door to be let in Establishment Kingdom:

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

well by tomorrow night...you just may have a banner:

 

Though I think the catchphrase should be:

 

"The Establishiest Place On Earth"

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Opens castle door's Eye Slit*

 

CWM: No addmitance without bribe.

Posted

*yells from the Throne Room*

 

Ten bucks minimum!

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

this place needs a DJ...

Guest Kingpk
Posted

I got two turntables and a microphone.

 

::Busts out those princely beats::

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted
and a duck

Somebody Get This Freaking Duck Away From Me!

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

i think the Established Kingdom of New Damesland sounds better.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

Can I get my head back anytime now?

 

Being a Headless member is kinda annoying, cause I can't walk anywhere, can't talk, can't hear, can't see.

 

I'm just kinda standing there and people keep hanging their coats on me.

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*Hangs his royal cape on Popick's head*

 

I'll think about it.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Well, you better tell Popick soon, or he'll lose his head, again. *rimshot*

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*laughs heartily, like an established king should*


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