Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Are you kidding me? I'm not taking any shots at you. I am so bitterly indifferent to your shit that I couldn't even thank of anything evil to say. I'm disappointed. I figured you had at least one more dad-fucking joke in you. If that would only sum up what you are, I'd say it one BUTT-fucking joke - but it would take so much more than that. Now fuck off.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I thought Jeff was lame for the longest time, but it got to the point where his idiotic posts--regardless of how harmless they were--drove me insane. That's another reason why LooseCannon should be in the Established fold: He was the first person to publically go off on him. Yes. Exactly. To paraphrase Kinetic, I was the one who started the DJ Jeff hating trend here. CWM may have flamed him at DDT first. But I was the first person to flame him here. I was the one who suggested him for the most useless poster poll. I was the first person to ridicule his abuse of emoticons. I was the one who made fun of him for asking to be a mod. Me. BAH! That's only because I wasn't posting here. And I was the one who Popularized Jeff bashing. One thing you can never take away from me though is that I started the "Make fun of Agnes" running gag.
Guest MrRant Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Are you kidding me? I'm not taking any shots at you. I am so bitterly indifferent to your shit that I couldn't even thank of anything evil to say. I'm disappointed. I figured you had at least one more dad-fucking joke in you. If that would only sum up what you are, I'd say it one BUTT-fucking joke - but it would take so much more than that. Now fuck off. Its a bitch fight in the making. $5 on Kinetic.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Its a bitch fight in the making. $5 on Kinetic. That's a wise investment, Reverend Rant. Unfortunately, I have no interest in dissecting Banky and his evading-the-points-by-making-gay-dad-jokes bullshit wouldn't work with me, so it doesn't appear as though there's going to be a round 2.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I thought Jeff was lame for the longest time, but it got to the point where his idiotic posts--regardless of how harmless they were--drove me insane. That's another reason why LooseCannon should be in the Established fold: He was the first person to publically go off on him. Yes. Exactly. To paraphrase Kinetic, I was the one who started the DJ Jeff hating trend here. CWM may have flamed him at DDT first. But I was the first person to flame him here. I was the one who suggested him for the most useless poster poll. I was the first person to ridicule his abuse of emoticons. I was the one who made fun of him for asking to be a mod. Me. BAH! That's only because I wasn't posting here. And I was the one who Popularized Jeff bashing. One thing you can never take away from me though is that I started the "Make fun of Agnes" running gag. I still believe that it was I who opened the floodgates. Though I'll concede that you went above and beyond the call of duty, by creating the 1 million reasons thread.
Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 That's a wise investment, Reverend Rant. Unfortunately, I have no interest in dissecting Banky and his evading-the-points-by-making-gay-dad-jokes bullshit wouldn't work with me, so it doesn't appear as though there's going to be a round 2. You get the same opportunity as Rant. Show me you are better than me, please. I beg of you. Go ahead, you seem to act like your opinion is the end all be all of this forum, so go ahead. Don't cop out and say i am a waste of time. Do it. Dissect me, son. Please, don't alienate yourself now. You stepped up to the plate with this high and mighty attitude, now follow through.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Fuck Kevin Smith. The only filmmakers these days worth giving a damn over is Wes Anderson and P.T. Anderson (no relation). whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! that is NOT all. try spike jonze, christopher nolan, guy ritchie (who is pretty derivative but still very talented), david lynch, richard linklater, curtis hanson, darren aranofsky, todd solondz, cameron crowe, tim roth, david fincher and terry zwigoff. unless you're only talking about very recently emerging filmmakers. then just try spike jonze, christopher nolan, guy ritchie, curtis hanson, tim roth, todd solondz, darren aranofsky and terry zwigoff. It's late, I'm tired, so I felt like generalizing. However, I will now address all the directors you mentioned: Spike Jonze--Has directed one feature length film that was good, but slightly overrated. I look forward to Adaption, but I'm not quite ready to put him in the "Give a Damn" club yet. Christopher Nolan--I haven't seen Following, but I liked Memento and Insomnia. I'd see his next film, but I don't exactly love him or anything. Guy Ritchie--He sucks. David Lynch--Wildly inconsistent. He's great almost as often as he's awful. Richard Linklater--He's good. I should very well give a damn about him; Waking Life was enough to make up for the turd that was The Newton Boys. Curtis Hanson--Has been making movies for years. Yeah, within the last five, he's displayed amazing talent outside of genre pictures (I loved both L.A. Confidential and Wonder Boys), yet I don't have a hard-on to see 8 Mile. Darren Aronofsky--Another director I do give a damn about. Curse me for generalizing. Todd Solondz--I'd agree with you if he never made the putrid bilge that is Storytelling. I can forgive him for Fear, Anxiety and Depression, and I loved Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, but Storytelling has severely shaken my faith in him. Severely. Cameron Crowe--He makes good stuff, but I never thought he was that great. Tim Roth--See Spike Jonze. David Fincher--See David Lynch. Terry Zwigoff--Another guy I should give a damn about. My apologies. EDIT: Maybe I should've put this in the tv/movie folder....
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I've already told you why I don't like you. I'm not even sure where you get this be-all end-all stuff, as I haven't attempted to sway anyone into thinking like I do. I've simply stated that I don't think you're funny and that your little flame wars are sad and pathetic because you make no real points, opting rather to hammer the same gay jokes into the ground the whole time. That's my entire problem with you.
Guest MrRant Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 That's a wise investment, Reverend Rant. Unfortunately, I have no interest in dissecting Banky and his evading-the-points-by-making-gay-dad-jokes bullshit wouldn't work with me, so it doesn't appear as though there's going to be a round 2. You get the same opportunity as Rant. Show me you are better than me, please. I beg of you. Go ahead, you seem to act like your opinion is the end all be all of this forum, so go ahead. Don't cop out and say i am a waste of time. Do it. Dissect me, son. Please, don't alienate yourself now. You stepped up to the plate with this high and mighty attitude, now follow through. <---- Right there bitch. GIR ownz you. There I won. Its just that easy. Especially with my ESTABLISHMENT~! stroke.
Guest The Mysterious One Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Banky is SOOO being covered in my next review. *Takes Notes.*
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Banky would be wise to steer clear of this. Kinetic ain't gonna take the bait--like Rob did--and he ain't gonna get owned--like Rob was.
Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I've already told you why I don't like you. I'm not even sure where you get this be-all end-all stuff, as I haven't attempted to sway anyone into thinking like I do. I've simply stated that I don't think you're funny and that your little flame wars are sad and pathetic because you make no real points, opting rather to hammer the same gay jokes into the ground the whole time. That's my entire problem with you. But what truly constitutes a flame on a message board? Can anything I say really hurt you? probably not. Can anything I say upset you? No. So what else is there to say? What else would hurt anyone's feelings? I've never claimed to be funny, I just like to joke around with people. Its not like anyone takes my shit seriously, because its stupid ass shit. I've called myself a useless troll who talks retarded shit quite often. Me saying an incestual mother jokeis me just being a tool. Everyone else takes it on the chin, but you have to point out for everyoen tos ee that you think I suck. By saying I suck, you obviously did not read many fo my posts because I baltently clarifiy what my motives are. I insult myself more than anyone has to me in this place. "<---- Right there bitch. GIR ownz you. There I won. Its just that easy. Especially with my ESTABLISHMENT~! stroke. " Is that your idea of flaming me? Does that show you are that great? or are you basing your flaming skills on a self-built reputation built on stroking one's own ego? Once again, you have no shown me anything to prove you are better than DJ Jeff. Maybe because your AIM buddies have your back validates you as someone important in this place, but when it comes down to it, everyone is equal. Yes, Jeff is just as important as you. Now go back to taking yourself far too seriously.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 *shoots himself so he doesn't have to read this crap anymore*
Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 *shoots himself so he doesn't have to read this crap anymore* Wouldn't it have been easier to just click out of the thread then?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I've never been one to take the easy road. Plus this shit is everywhere Banky. Can't we all just get along?
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 It's a conspiracy. Cobainwasmurdered was murdered.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Seriously Banky. Just chill out. This is my night off and I'd rather try to enjoy myself on the board for a few hours than read a bunch of retarded flames.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 We need a new poster to rip on. DJ Jeff's "how come did" was but a brief blip in the radar of a slowly declining target.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 It's a conspiracy. Cobainwasmurdered was murdered. 6th Greatest Post...EVER!
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Well, I've said what I wanted to and I'm not going to draw this out any longer than neccesary. If you don't see any sort of problem in your posting, then what does my opinion really mean? A lot, because I'm Established (~), but that doesn't mean that you have to take it to heart. As far as I'm concerned, this issue is over and we can go back to not acknowledging each other. EDIT: You should keep that quote in your sig, though. It's gold.
Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Seriously Banky. Just chill out. This is my night off and I'd rather try to enjoy myself on the board for a few hours than read a bunch of retarded flames. How am I flaming? I am telling the truth. For once I am not bullshitting around here and gets on my back. Is Kinetic and Rant not also to blame for this? or am I the "bad guy* because I am outnumbered?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Maybe if this keeps up, Banky will post an invite to WDI, then retract it, then start a thread at WDI about how much TSM sucks. That'll be ORIGINAL.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 *laughs at Inc's comment* We do need a new target. Ideas?
Guest Banky Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Maybe if this keeps up, Banky will post an invite to WDI, then retract it, then start a thread at WDI about how much TSM sucks. That'll be ORIGINAL. I'm not that insane yet. But thanks for the idea, I'll consider it. I am glad this wonderful night burned my bridges with the people in this folder, it'll make my cock pumping jokes that much funnier to me, and more hated by everyone else.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Texas Small Arms. She's been disrespecting me, man.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 6th greatest post? what was the greatest post?
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 6th greatest post? what was the greatest post? Too close to call. The hardest I ever laughed at any post was one about Alf's impassioned cries as Incandenza had his way with him.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Texas Small Arms. She's been disrespecting me, man. I'll say that I can't believe she actually believes that shit she passes off as advice. She'll be a tough sell though.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I have no beef with Texas Small Arms (her Texan-pride and love for mediocre beer kinda annoys me, but other than that, I have little to complain about).
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