Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 6th greatest post? what was the greatest post? I have yet to determine that. I started this at Rantasia's forum a while back and just randomly ranked the best posts...ever. As it stands LooseCannon's comment was fucking awesome.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 She's nice though...isn't she? I just saw SKBF post.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Texas Small Arms. She's been disrespecting me, man. I'll say that I can't believe she actually believes that shit she passes off as advice. She'll be a tough sell though. Yeah, it's just a running gag I've got going. She's actually one of my many alter egos.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Texas Small Arms. She's been disrespecting me, man. I'll say that I can't believe she actually believes that shit she passes off as advice. She'll be a tough sell though. Yeah, it's just a running gag I've got going. She's actually one of my many alter egos. You are kidding, right?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I just saw SKBF post. *gasp* He does exist!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Kinetic and Midnight Express are gay lovers now. Hrm. I guess not even the Establishment is immune to WWE-influenced storylines. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 have I ever made any good comments, Big?
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 As it stands LooseCannon's comment was fucking awesome. Which one? Did it involve the murdering of prostitutes?
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Yeah, it's just a running gag I've got going. She's actually one of my many alter egos. You are kidding, right? No. I've got about ten of them, some of whom are relatively established posters. I obviously don't have time to write all of that material, so I've hired a team of like-minded individuals to post while I take care of other things. In fact, I'm not even the original Kinetic. I'm #4. My real name is Charlie. Nice to meet you.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Kinetic and Midnight Express are gay lovers now. Hrm. Juh? When did that happen? I always knew that #6 couldn't be trusted.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 "I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!!" "... I have." Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 have I ever made any good comments, Big? Sure, in fact your subtitle rawks...to the core. But I've decided to start over from scratch. Ya know, I miss Dubweiser's 'Best quotes of the week' threads.
Guest MrRant Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I knew you were just a replacement. You are no where near the intellect of the original Kinetic. I just didn't want to say anything.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I'm actually a Kinetic alter ego too.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 "I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!!" "... I have." Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Dirty Work.... ....i think...
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 The original Kinetic started threads like "my dick > your dick," so I can't say that I miss him.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 It's a conspiracy. Cobainwasmurdered was murdered. 6th Greatest Post...EVER! This one. Though I may lower the ranking as my initial reaction may have been a bit over-excited.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I must admit that the amount of traffic this thread has gotten today is very encouraging for the Establishment's longevity. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Exactly. LooseCannon is one of my more successful creations. Remember that El Cubano? That was me. I've since replaced him with a drone programmed only to write incredibly long-winded news reports for TheSmarks.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 have I ever made any good comments, Big? Sure, in fact your subtitle rawks...to the core. But I've decided to start over from scratch. Ya know, I miss Dubweiser's 'Best quotes of the week' threads. Treble Charged and I had a good double team one time on SKBF: "You're going to die a pale friendless virgin...just like Scott Keith." - cobainwasmurdered "Come on, that's a little harsh. I'm sure he'll get a suntan at some point in his life." - treble charged
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 The original Kinetic started threads like "my dick > your dick," so I can't say that I miss him. I thought they were more like "Anyone want to join me in jerking off on an underaged Asian girl's face?"
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I was created after a AS/TC fight arose in the Movies folder and somehow an orange/red jumpsuit got thrown in there..... in some threads i think i'm Kinetic, but in others I just think...
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 It's a conspiracy. Cobainwasmurdered was murdered. 6th Greatest Post...EVER! This one. Though I may lower the ranking as my initial reaction may have been a bit over-excited. Lower the ranking?!?
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 The original Kinetic started threads like "my dick > your dick," so I can't say that I miss him. That thread didn't work because no one had any good dick jokes. I only had two or three alter egos at that point, so even I couldn't salvage it. A good big dick joke thread can be a thing of beauty, I assure you.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 I thought they were more like "Anyone want to join me in jerking off on an underaged Asian girl's face?" so THAT'S how DJ Jeff joined this forum... Edit: that was harsh...i know alot of Asian girls and they wouldn't let someone like Jeff near them...
Guest Incandenza Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic. I was in the 10th grade during the height of O.J. Simpsonmania, and I recall writing a short story for my creative writing class in which the narrator--a Rosey Grier look-a-like--was trapped in a world of O.J. clones. The original Simpson was the king of this planet, and all the women were cloned to look like Nicole.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 The original Kinetic started threads like "my dick > your dick," so I can't say that I miss him. I thought they were more like "Anyone want to join me in jerking off on an underaged Asian girl's face?" I still hold everything I wrote in that thread dear. In fact, I linked to in a thread yesterday. I consider it to be amongst my finest work here.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic. So am I Kinetic too?
Guest Kinetic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic. So am I Kinetic too? No. All of my creations are good typists.
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