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Guest Incandenza
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I just made another post. I'm thinking of starting a thread called "Democrats: Why are they so damn sexy?"

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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Good point. Why are they so sexy?

 

(looks in mirror, retracts question)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Us independents are SUPERHOT~!

 

::thinks of Ralph Nader::

 

Um, I'll retract my statement.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

I'm listening to the Anthology Corporate Ministry theme, and DAMN, do we have a good theme.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I listen to it almost non-stop. It's just THAT DAMN GOOD.

 

GASP, the Establishment DOES hold people down!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Snakebyte
Posted
GASP, the Establishment DOES hold people down!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Spoon, I don't think it's a good idea to reveal how you handle your women.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Better than how you handle your men.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Everyone, welcome our new inductee...

 

SASSQUATCH~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

how many memebers we up to? And what's the roster so far?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

THE ESTABLISHMENT AS OF THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 4TH:

 

Kotzenjunge

Anglesault

CobainWasMurdered

Incandenza

Kinetic

MrRant

Big McLargeHuge

Flyboy

CanadianChick

Treble Charged

EvenflowDDT

Sassquatch

 

And Big Poppa Popick as an honorary member.

 

NEXT WEEK: LooseCannon gets a second chance at induction!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Ask TC. He's been like a board historian for me, providing links to stuff like that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I just did. It's right there. I started it all. Me. My idea. Fuck HHH, I'm God. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

Big Mac = ESTABLISHMENT~! creator & possible founder.

 

You must feel like a big man right now, huh Mac?

 

*stands up straight in front of Big Mac just to be a dick*

 

:P

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

*does the Jericho Juke and Jive in an attempt to disorient Sass*

Guest treble charged
Posted

Nice try, BML, but that 'honour' goes to either *gulp* Anglesault or The Man in Blak, depending on how you want to look at it.

 

If I could be arsed, I'd go back and look for the threads from around July, or so, but, I really should have been in bed about 3 hours ago, and I need to get up in about 5 hours if I want to have any breakfast and get to class in time, so either look for yourself, or sit tight until I have a few spare minutes.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

*refuses to acknowledge TC's post and goes about thinking he created the Establishment, ovaltine and Diet Dr. Pepper*

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

*kicks Big Mac in the face*

 

Dirty...but effective.

 

I'm going to go with AS on being the possible creator of the idea of the ESTABLISHMENT~! until we get further cofirmation.

 

He was the one who did coin the term "established poster" whcih became a huge joke at WDI for nearly a month due to the absurdity of the thought.

 

...

 

*runs off into a corner and cries*

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

It may have. My question is serious though. I wanna know how it all got started...and how I can stop it. *gasp*

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

::Channels Bret Hart's Sprit::

 

"Frustrated isn't the God Damn word for it! This is BULLSHIT! You screwed me, everybody screws me and nobody does a God Damn thing about it! Nobody on this Board Cares! Nobody in this Tread Cares! So much God Damn injustice around here, I've had it up to here! Everybody knows it, I know it, everybody knows it! I should be an Established Member! Everybody just keeps turning a blind eye, you (points at Kotzenjunge) keep turning a blind eye to it! I've got that Anglesault, he turns a blind eye to it! Everybody on this God Damn Board knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be! And if you don't like it, TOUGH SHIT!"

 

 

B-)

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

As I'm sure everyone in the Establishment knows, the United States of America is now under the yoke of conservatism as a result of the Republican conquest last night.

 

The solution to this problem is simple: VOTE ESTABLISHMENT IN 2004!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'm bored stupid, so here are some ESTABLISHED FACTS~!

 

Number of members: 13

Number of males: 12

Number of females: 1

# of members on the top ten posters list: 4

# of members on the top twenty list: 6

Total number of posts made by the Establishment: 56,743

Average Establishment member post count: 4364

Number of posts in The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread: 1,072

Number of pages in thread: 36

Number of views: 5,937

Number of new inductions so far: 2

Number of nominees so far: 9

Number of ties in inductions: 3

Day of Founding: October 19th, 2002

Inductees left: 13

Date of final induction: January 27th, 2003

Number of threads conquered by the Establishment: 5

Number of threads about the Establishment: 6

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

cool stuff Kotz.

 

i was looking at my profile and I have %1.98 of ALL posts for this board.

 

beat that!

Guest Incandenza
Posted

January 27th, 2003? I don't plan on living that long.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(imagines Incandenza's plot to hurl himself from the Washington Monument's apex at the Gathering)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

I have a proposition for the members of the ESTABLISHMENT~! so here we go:

 

Since other posters who shall remain nameless have been crying for the ESTABLISHMENT~! to be shut down I propose that all of the members of the ESTABLISHMENT~! along with myself keep all matters about the group in this thread.

 

Threads that deal with the nominations for the week can have their own thread but after we have found out who won all future posts from that thread should be transferred into this thread.

 

I'd like to know what all of the members think about this idea and to let me know whether you all like/hate it.

 

Thanks guys.

 

OMG~!($#@24 evry1 is ghey~!

 

B-)

Guest Incandenza
Posted

As far as I can tell, we have been. Besides, only two or three people have been whining about the whole establishment concept, and they can kindly shut their fucking traps.

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

As always Incandenza you are correct. I see now that the ESTABLISHMENT~! has not cluttered up NHB as much as the whiners would have posters believe.

 

Just ignore the post I made above then.

 

"The corruption of this folder has been highly exaggerated."

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I was getting to that point in that thread that was closed earlier. For all the crap that's been thrown about lately, only a couple of people are at the center of it. Those people have been repeatedly shown to be full of shit, so what's all the fuss about?


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