Guest Kingpk Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Because most of us are getting images we DO NOT want in our heads now?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 14 and has already seen tits? Damn! 14 and I've already had a blowjob. 5 BJs to be exact. Generation XXX! Bastard. I've only gotten really really bad head. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Just forget it Flyboy, nothing more needs to be said. But getting a BJ at 14 is pretty impressive. Unless of course she was the school skank who would have given the school slob one. Otherwise, good job.
Guest Flyboy Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 If you would have had a clean mind like myself, then you wouldn't think such thoughts. ... I want titties still!
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 i didn't get head till i was 19. but oh my god that was some great head. i highly recommend that all of you date girls who play woodwind instruments, cause i swear it makes all the difference.
Guest Kingpk Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 i highly recommend that all of you date girls who play woodwind instruments, cause i swear it makes all the difference. I concur. Thank God for long, late, boring bus trips.
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit. Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 (cries because he isn't a member of the Good Head Club) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Oh, I should get SnakeByte in here to talk about his flute-playing girlfriend. I hate him so much. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 When I went to HS, the girls who played flutes were the ones that I heard gave it up the most. I take it Snake's girlfriend fits the bill.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all. BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad... If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 19? How old are you now, god? 20.
Guest Kingpk Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit. Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument. I think it's the constant use of the tongue in playing. Seriously.
Guest Flyboy Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all. BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad... If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD. Damn... that sucks. Well... when I got my third one.. she couldn't seem to stop biting me down there. Not huge bites because I would have slapped the ho, but tiny ones. ... And, they didn't feel bad. Hell, they felt good. What's wrong with me?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 No Sass, she isn't a slut or anything. Far from it. I've just heard stories, man... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all. BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad... If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD. Damn... that sucks. Well... when I got my third one.. she couldn't seem to stop biting me down there. Not huge bites because I would have slapped the ho, but tiny ones. ... And, they didn't feel bad. Hell, they felt good. What's wrong with me? Watch you end up on some Kazaa porn being beating by a couple of dominatrix's (sp).
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit. Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument. I think it's the constant use of the tongue in playing. Seriously. not just the tongue. all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned. their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively.
Guest Flyboy Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Nah. I didn't like it THAT much. I just found pleasure in it, which surprised me.
Guest Kingpk Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 not just the tongue. all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned. their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively. Oh, I know, I played too. Denfinitely helped on prom night. I'll just leave it at that.
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 i was scared of getting head for a while, cause when i was 17 i had a dream a girl was doing it and her teeth kept scraping against me & it was really uncomfortable.
Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end::
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 "BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad..." - Kotz That's pretty bad Kotz. Was she good looking or was this one of those "decent looking chicks who wants to give it up" type ones? "If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD." - Kotz *laughs* This has to be one of the funniest ways to describe how bad a BJ was that I have seen Kotz. Too bad it had to happen to you buddy.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ::has never gotten head:: You guys suck.
Guest Kingpk Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end:: Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it. Then came the
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 not just the tongue. all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned. their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively. Oh, I know, I played too. Denfinitely helped on prom night. I'll just leave it at that. i was never that good with the tongue. both the girls i've gone down on have been extremely self-conscious about it, so whenever i'm down there i have this sense that i've got no idea what i'm doing. i mean, i know what i'm supposed to do, but it just doesn't feel natural or like it's working.
Guest godthedog Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end:: Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it. Then came the 4 fingers? who did you take to prom, missy hyatt?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end:: Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it. Then came the 2nd best post...EVER!
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