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Guest Incandenza
Posted

Yeah, this is retarded.

 

Middle name & mom's maiden name: Eric Johnson. Hey, I'm halfway there! (Isn't there a guitar player named that, as well?)

 

Middle name & current street: Eric St. John. St. John is a fairly common porn name.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Alright, I'm gonna mix my OLD pet's name with my current street name. Here goes:

 

Toro Poppywood...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I win.

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

I'm gonna mix the name of the girl I lost my virginity to, with the last name of the people who live across the street.

 

Pam Waterman

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

Real name: Troy Cummings

Screen Name: Troy Throb

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

That is much cooler.

 

Real name: Brandy Diver

Screen name: Serenity Sterling

 

And, of course...

Vince McMahon: Marcus Coxx

 

From now on, I'm going to start using "Brandy Diver" when I register online.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Dolph Steele

 

Eh, it's better than my previous two.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Real Full Name: Kid Stroker (uhhhhh...what?)

Shortened Name/Screenname: Alex Rage

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's official: Ced Ordonez > Cedric Ordonez

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Using Incandenza's link, here's what I got:

 

Real Name:Rocco Rider

Screen Name:Lex Surewood

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Real: Troy Rage (sounds more like a wrestler)

Screen: Wilhelm Cummings

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

Using the first method I think I get Paco Pennsylvania.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

Real Name --- Tanner Playah (?!)

 

Screen Name --- Derrick Poker. w00t!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Real name: Nick Throb, or Devin Vincent

Screen Name: Tannen Reeves

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Vic Rock

 

or

 

Kid Stroker/Rod Pounder

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

I shalt forever be known to my fans as:

 

CHAZ MONEYSHOT

Posted

Pet's name/Street Name: Daisy Red Deer........I'm male so that wouldn't work

 

Middle Name/Street Name: Paul Red-Deer

 

mypornname.com: Corey Daniels, Alex Roma, or Gunther Storm (That's putting in my short name, full name without middle name, and full w/ middle name)

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted

Spike Saginaw, still I prefer the Middle Name/Street combo

 

Paul Saginaw

Guest Dr. Death
Posted

Smokey Bullocks. To bad I'm a guy. That's sound like a bitch! Scott Bullocks sound much better.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

From MyPornName.com: Gunther Colby... uhh... right.

Guest Paranoid
Posted
From MyPornName.com: Gunther Colby... uhh... right.

They gave me Max Savage. Cool!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

First method (Pet/Street): Sparky Seymore (Seymore is common though as a first name)

 

Link Method : Alex Throb (screen name)

Eric Stone (real name)

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

Pet/Street:Fred Bald Eagle

Middle/Mother's Maiden:Peter Member-(change that to Peter Member and I'd be set.

 

Real Name:Buck Rock, Salvatore Diamond, Troy Cummings

Screen Name:KC Rider

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Pet/Street: Duke Folly

Middle/Mother's Maiden: James Ilese

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Kotz, your porn name should be

 

Crotch-enjunge. Or maybe Kotzen-huge. Either one would be satisfactory for a german sheize video. heh heh.

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