Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 This is too good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 yay! We've entertained Jeff. High fives for everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 31, 2002 But you were never coming back to NHB. Say... I think Jeff is Established too. Someone tell this Shape character about Jeff. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Because Michael Myers is always seen as a shape in the distance watching his victims, he is also known as The Shape. *The Shape stabs SS in the eye for giving him a complement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *turns on some music, and sits in peace, knowing nothing will happen to him* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *To everyones surprise, The Shape pulls DJ Jeffs penis off and makes him choke on it. This isn't the movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *knows that this is the Internet, and that all this is lame, but amusing* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *knows that this is the Internet, and that all this is lame, but amusing* Either play along or don't post in the fucking thread. No one else has broken kayfabe pal, what makes you so special? At least play along like your penis is too small for you to choke on it, or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Dude, Jeff just called Myers lame. WILL Myers be able to show his face again? (Geez Jeff, at least play along a little. Hell, even no-selling is playing along sort of) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Jeff enjoyed choking on his penis way too much, so The Shape just cut his head off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The attack on Jeff, forces SP to rethink his stance on safety. Invests in an off-brand shirt that says, "I'd kill Establishment in a Thread too!" and hopes sympathy keeps him safe* -SP, who feels dumb . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *knows that this is the Internet, and that all this is lame, but amusing* Either play along or don't post in the fucking thread. No one else has broken kayfabe pal, what makes you so special? At least play along like your penis is too small for you to choke on it, or something. Hey, I thought you were dead. How are you talking? Unless you're now *undead*. That'd OWN~! Eating brains, wandering the streets at night. Good times... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *A headless Jeff sits in peace, knowing that he's still alive and well, minus a head*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Sits in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, cradling a teddy bear.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *knows that this is the Internet, and that all this is lame, but amusing* Either play along or don't post in the fucking thread. No one else has broken kayfabe pal, what makes you so special? At least play along like your penis is too small for you to choke on it, or something. Hey, I thought you were dead. How are you talking? Unless you're now *undead*. That'd OWN~! Eating brains, wandering the streets at night. Good times... As I explained before, death isn't going to keep me from posting at good ole smartmarks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape rips off SP's shirt and wipes his ass with it. He then uses it to gag SP. The Shape grabs his trusty butcher knife and proceeds to gut SP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Posting......AND EATING BRAINS~! ...or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 No reason to stop eating brains just cause I'm dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Starts kicking the air, still grasping the teddy bear.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Meanwhile, the chick that outsmarted Myers returns to find the town a blood bath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape grabs AM The Kid and shoves his fist through his head. Just for having HHH in his sig! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::goes to a house::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Convulses on ground, clutching teddy bear to chest.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 No reason to stop eating brains just cause I'm dead. I hear that. ::munch, munch:: Yummm, brain-licious.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::goes to a house::: *The Shape stalks TSA09 as she walks in the house. She will not escape this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 31, 2002 So...how many smarks live here? Is this one long hallway where there's 20 rooms one after the other that The Shape just goes down the line getting one after the other. *YNA puts on a Deadman Inc. t shirt...prepare to be no sold brother* And Freddy's cooler by the way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::goes to the fridge and gets a beer:: :::hears a noise::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *To everyones surprise, The Shape pulls DJ Jeffs penis off and makes him choke on it. This isn't the movies. ...Jeff has a penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Gets off the floor, blood pouring everywhere as he stumbles down the hall. Still clutching bear in right hand he collapses ouside Spaceman Spiffs door.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
