Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 And Freddy's cooler by the way *Youth N Asia is unaware that The Shape is standing in the shadows while he is putting on his Undertaker shirt. As he pulls the shirt over his head he sees him. A swift stab to the stomach drops Youth N Asia to his knees. The Shape proceeds to break his neck and dismember him. Myers is the original, Freddy and Jason can choke on his dick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::walks around and discovers AM Kid's body with a teddy bear and hears a thud and gets scarred::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Falls dead. The Establishment, though in off-brand, defensive, unknowing form, has failed him.* . . . *no-sells actual death and just watches in agony from the floor* -SP, clutching his guts in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *reaches out and grabs Texas Small Arms leg and pulls her to the ground* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Gets off the floor, blood pouring everywhere as he stumbles down the hall. Still clutching bear in right hand he collapses ouside Spaceman Spiffs door.* ::puts down paper towels to soak up blood:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::walks around and discovers AM Kid's body with a teddy bear and hears a thud and gets scarred::: *Watches TSA09 from a distance as she drinks her beer and sees the bloody corpses. When the time comes, she better have two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Grabs The Shape by the throat, and with all the energy he has, chokeslams The Shape*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Jeff you died and Michael, just to clearify, 2 beers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 31, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (laughs with Kylie and Sophie all night at that one) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 No he never died. He's just headless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape laughs at the beheaded penisless Jeff as he trys to pick him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape didn't notice that that was just a YNA robot (Oh yeah, I watch Buffy)...YNA jumps The Shape from behind knocking him down* *YNA puts on a HHH shirt* No You're gonna get it! *Spits water, poses, tears quad...* uh oh *grabs onto leg and hobbles in the other direction* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted October 31, 2002 To whomever asked what "The Shape" referred to earlier (page 3?), The Shape is what Michael Myers is also known as in the scripts and fanbases of the Halloween movies. It's hard to explain, but look at it this way. He's not a man anymore, an entity, a force, if you will, i.e. a SHAPE. And now, I've decided this is fun, being so close to Halloween and all, plus my friends and I are making short Myers movies, so: *Mattdotcom drinks some beers and heads to the DARK AND EVIL BEER BASEMENT of the forum, despite knowing that the Shape is on the loose, and tells everyone he'll be right back. Oh, and he doesn't give lil' kids candy earlier.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Jeff you died and Michael, just to clearify, 2 beers? *All this killing is making The Shape thirsty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Grabs The Shape by the throat, and with all the energy he has, chokeslams The Shape*. By the way. This was the post of the night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 okay so Jeff isn't dead yet....But I thought Jeff will never die anyway, virgins don't die and we know Jeff ain't getting any Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 31, 2002 You should help him out with that TSA. That way he can die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Myers Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape watches Mattdotcom go down the stairs as he enters the basement. He will live for now, for being well informed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 You should help him out with that TSA. That way he can die. There is NO WAY I'm gonna do that. Besides I wouldn't have anything to fuck...Michael cut that stub he called a dick off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted October 31, 2002 See, I know stuff, and knowing is half the battle. *Gets more beer and continues a mean-streak, bah gawd.* And, while I still have my tongue, might I just say that Michael Myers beats Freddy and Jason and I do a killer (OMG PUN~!) Loomis impression, just in case I need to scream stuff and terrorize kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::walks around the house more with my beer and finds CWM and Kotz's bodies:::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 31, 2002 And you all got tired of my menetonous shit. Oh wait, everything thinks its funny. HAHA DOOD U RULE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Michael, you can kill Banky...In fact I'll give you a beer if you do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *Youth N Asia starts rehabing torn quad...Creed's My Sacrafice can be heard playing in the background* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Michael, you can kill Banky...In fact I'll give you a beer if you do Yaaaa, fuck BANKY! We all hate him. Do it. Fuckin' dick. Cut his dick off and make him eat it. Yeeaaaaa. Baaaaah Baaaaah What makes a sound like that? People who follow the common sentiment of na elite person/persons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 *takes the Creed CD out of the background player and inserts a bloodied U2 CD. Plays "Beautiful Day," and crawls away.* Beautiful Day has magical healing powers. Just ask Triple H. It may even give your no-sell ability a level up. SP, who had to have one act of valiant heroism to help someone in case the workrate catches up with him and he has to sell death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 If Banky accidentally sat down on Jeff's cut off dick would that make him no longer a virgin? That way he would have to die according to the rules Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Michael, you can kill Banky...In fact I'll give you a beer if you do TSA, I just got an idea for a movie. Hollywood, here I come! *Exits the SmartMarks Hotel or wherever the hell we pretend like we are, passes Banky skateboarding and making fun of The Shape, calls him a fool and delivers a monolgue of evil, forgets idea, and heads back UPSTAIRS, yet despite breaking another cliched rule, knows that knowing Halloween was filmed in the spring and used paper leaves as false foliage will spare him...for now* (Now'd be a good time for The Shape to tilt his head for laughs) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 31, 2002 :::still walks around the house looking at all the dead SmartMarks::: Michael you are starting to slack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 31, 2002 If Banky accidentally sat down on Jeff's cut off dick would that make him no longer a virgin? That way he would have to die according to the rules Dick and fart jokes? How elementary. I'll pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
