The Return of the D.C. Gathering Thread!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Is Kinetic still coming? He hasn't posted in here yet, and since I'd be bringing him, it's a fairly important question for me.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm still up for it. I'll need to give you directions at some point, Kotz. I might want to attach a giant sign to my house and surround it with road flares, since it's a little hard to get to.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

As long as I don't need to switch vehicles to get to it or go airborne, I think it'll be negotiable.

 

Kotzenjunge

Wants an Aqua-Car

[Guest Sassquatch]

I still owe you a beating Kotz.

 

But just to show how much of a nice guy I am I'll let you have your beating *after* your trip Kotz.

 

Nothing like a good ol' New Year's ass kicking to start off the new year.

 

Happy New Years bitchet.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Um, what did I do to get a beating?

 

(cowers in fear of the BAH GAWD HOSS~!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

*points Kotz in the direction of the thread's first page*

 

"(punches Sass in the junk and runs like hell)"

 

- Kotz

 

 

I swear those raves must be taking their toll on your memory. And at such a young age as well.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I figured it was cool, since you no-sold.

 

Oh well. I've got a month and change to enjoy walking and using my arms.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

I might have no-sold your ghey punch-to-the-junk but that doesn't mean my nut sack doesn't ache afterwards you motherless fuck.

 

If I were you I'd start running...now.

 

*gives Kotz till the count of ten ah say TEN*

 

Or...

 

We could just call off this whole silly "Me beating the ever loving piss out of you and stomping a mudhole in you and then walking it dry" deal that we have if you say you'll provide the board with all of the stories of hijinx and calamity that ensues on your trip Kotz.

 

It's your lif...I mean choice.

 

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ummm... I think I'll provide the story. Although I'm curious as to how others will remember it. I mean, you've all seen my own frightening memory and way of writing. I want to see how someone else writes it.

 

Plus it takes a loooooong time for me to write an account of ANYTHING.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

I don't care about details.

 

I only want the notable events and happenings. I'm not asking for you to remember the entire night you spent with Incandenza in the hot tub ala "Dumb and Dumber."

 

"Why did you two break up?"

 

"Ah, she said something about me having problems listening and stuff to her but I wasn't really paying attention."

 

Amen Brother Daniels, amen.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I don't care about details.

 

I only want the notable events and happenings. I'm not asking for you to remember the entire night you spent with Incandenza in the hot tub ala "Dumb and Dumber."

 

"Why did you two break up?"

 

"Ah, she said something about me having problems listening and stuff to her but I wasn't really paying attention."

 

Amen Brother Daniels, amen.

That was like the third funniest scene in Dumb and dumber..

 

Lloyd and Harry in a heart shapped hot tub..

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If Incandenza even TRIES to get me in a hot tub with him, I'll tell Big Daddy Tom, the BAH GAWD HOSS~! of the trip, and we'll see that he's taken care of.

 

The ride back would be really awkward, that's for sure.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

What the hell?

[Guest Sassquatch]

My favorite scene in "Dumb and Dumber" is when Daniels and Carey are walking up the steps to the special dinner and they're cane fighting up the steps. Then when Carey turns his back to walk up the stairs Daniels clubs Carey in the back of his leg (ala Nancy Carrigan).

 

Awesome stuff.

[Guest EricMM]

THEY GOT A MAN ON THE MOON!?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

so who havent we heard from yet?

[Guest Incandenza]

Alina. HA HA HA...

 

...oh, Tom talked to her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So did I. She's actually very talkative and amicable this past week or so. It's odd.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

They upped her dosage.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Or maybe it's ALina's secret twin sister posing as Leena right now...

 

*covers face and runs away*

[Guest DrTom]

And with that, Sass revealed himself as a closet soap opera fan...

 

Really, you'll say she has amnesia next.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Wrong Tom. Soap Opera's dilute the mind.

 

However...

 

Most likely we would all find out that ALina is actually the clone of her brother who just so happened to marry the girl that he loved growing up who really turned out to be a shape shifting alien who would then sacrifice it's life to save Kotz from a deadly cloud of nerve gas who would sadly later contract cancer from being exposed to the gas and would later die a peaceful death where he would be surrounded by all of his friends.

 

Comic books man, they're the Devil's Bible.

 

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But... my friends would kick my corpse after I was gone.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Actually Kotz you would probably later see your long lost son take over the role of the "Raver" and would go across the country using his glowsticks for truth, justice and the raver's way.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck that, yo. Pure ravers are total pussies, I'd never let him do that. I'd raise him to be an AGGRESSIVE RAVER~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Here come the glowsticks...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If I wouldn't get pulled for it (in all likelihood), I'd make glowstick slots on my car, and just put a new one in there every time I went out.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

BLACK MANTA~! = future Ravermobile complete with glowstick holders?

 

Adam West will be jealous.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, the name might need to be changed to the Ravermobile if I did that...

 

Nah, BLACK MANTA~! sounds cooler. Unless it was just RaveMobile...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

The Rave Mobile sounds good.

 

The Glowy Jalopy?