Guest ElectricRaccoon Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 I HATE the singer of Creed. I FUCKING hate that voice. Along with every other singer doing the whole "epic" change-pitch-ten-times-on-every-vowel-sound thing that Eddie Vedder popularized. The difference being that Vedder is at least tolerable.
Metal Ed Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Know what I can't stand, dude? Them fuckin Dixie Chicks bitches. I had to listen to that shit all the way back to the trailer park the other night after my mom posted bail for me. I thought my ear drums was gonna explode or some shit, ya know? I was, like, "Damn! Turn this horseshit off!" but I couldn't really do nothin on account of her getting me out of jail. I tried hummin some Sabbath to myself and everything, but it didn't do no good. I went to get a checkup on my Trans Am the day after that and the dude in the Quicky Lube office was listenin to fucking "Wide Open Spaces" and I fuckin flipped my lid and shit. I cracked that dude's skull good, man. Course, I see the airor of my ways now cuz I had to listen to the Dixie Chicks all the way back to the trailer park once my ma bailed me out again. I don't figger I'm gonna break any laws again any time soon.
Guest mw679 Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Let's see...I'll add in the chick from The Cranberries, her voice, and how it cracks when she sings, is so fuckin' annoying. The worst part is everyone I talk to about it, loves her voice! WTF?!?! The lead singer from the band Boy Hits Car. I don't know much about the band, but my friend palyed some songs from one of their albums and about halfway through the first song, I had to get up and walk out of the room. So annoying. To the person who said Brian Johnson's(lead singer of AC/DC) voice is annoying, well, I guess some people do, I'm a hardcore AC/DC fan, but even we(the hardcore fans) have said that his voice has gone down the tubes since Back in Black. Bon Scott's voice was friggin amazing, though. As for Brian's voice on the Live album...well, they used studio effects to help his voice sound better. Pretty bad. Although, I though he sounded good live in concert a few years ago, but, I don't find his voice to be that bad.
Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Let's see...I'll add in the chick from The Cranberries, her voice, and how it cracks when she sings, is so fuckin' annoying. The worst part is everyone I talk to about it, loves her voice! WTF?!?! Is it just me, or does the lead singer of Seether sound like a male version of her?
Guest godthedog Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Let's see...I'll add in the chick from The Cranberries, her voice, and how it cracks when she sings, is so fuckin' annoying. The worst part is everyone I talk to about it, loves her voice! WTF?!?! The lead singer from the band Boy Hits Car. I don't know much about the band, but my friend palyed some songs from one of their albums and about halfway through the first song, I had to get up and walk out of the room. So annoying. To the person who said Brian Johnson's(lead singer of AC/DC) voice is annoying, well, I guess some people do, I'm a hardcore AC/DC fan, but even we(the hardcore fans) have said that his voice has gone down the tubes since Back in Black. Bon Scott's voice was friggin amazing, though. As for Brian's voice on the Live album...well, they used studio effects to help his voice sound better. Pretty bad. Although, I though he sounded good live in concert a few years ago, but, I don't find his voice to be that bad. the only song i've ever heard dolores o'reardon (sp?) crack her voice on was 'zombie'. all the other cranberries singles ('linger', 'ode to my family', 'salvation') have her just doing her thing in that...unique voice. in the right mood, 'zombie' can be hilarious, & i do a pretty good dolores impression. the song is on one of my 90s mix cd's & i was singing along with it in the car once, and once it got to the part where it's all zooooooOOOOOOmbie zooooooOOOOOOmbie zooooooOOOOOOmbie-AH, eh-AH, eh-AH, eh-AH oh-OOH, oh-OOH, oh-OOH, oh-OOH, oh-OOH, oh-OOH, oh-OOH, heyyyyy-aaaaaaugh, eeeargh-eeearghhhhhhhhhhhhow it was pretty funny, and amy-the-hot-but-fucked-up-chick, who was riding with me, was laughing her ass off. and metal ed does have a point, i can't believe i forgot about the damn dixie chicks.
Guest MrRant Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 People who are American yet seem to sing with a British accent. Lead singer from Green Day especially. Oh and the lead singer of the Foo Fighters David Grohl. Edit: Shit I also forgot both dweebs from Bare Naked Ladies and that fat fuck from Smash Mouth... I FUCKING HATE HIM.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 People who are American yet seem to sing with a British accent. Lead singer from Green Day especially. It's funny you should mention this, since in an interview once, Billie Joe (said Green Day singer) said he sounds like "an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman". Anyway, I echo the sentiments of someone who posted earlier about "rock legends". I personally can't STAND Janis Joplin, and a lot of Dylan (although it usually works for Dylan so it's tolerable). Good songwriters, terrible singers. I'd say the same goes for Neil Young but I've only heard a few Neil Young songs so I can't make fair judgment. By the by, call me dED but I didn't know who Nick Dinsmore was either. I had heard the name, but I never knew exactly who he was.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Edit: Shit I also forgot both dweebs from Bare Naked Ladies and that fat fuck from Smash Mouth... I FUCKING HATE HIM. That fat bastard said in an interview once that Van Halen II is the reason he got into music. The Halen is your reason for doing what you do and you put out THAT SHIT? C'mon Steve, you had to have been kidding. People inspired by Van Halen tend not to suck.
Metal Ed Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Edit: Shit I also forgot both dweebs from Bare Naked Ladies and that fat fuck from Smash Mouth... I FUCKING HATE HIM. That fat bastard said in an interview once that Van Halen II is the reason he got into music. The Halen is your reason for doing what you do and you put out THAT SHIT? C'mon Steve, you had to have been kidding. People inspired by Van Halen tend not to suck. Yeah, like Def Leppard, Poison, Warrant, Slaughter, Trixter, Kix, Winger, Ratt, and so on. You know, all the good bands. None of that Chinese chicken bullshit, neither.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Agent...touché. Touché indeed my metal friend. Only, one small thing: I hate Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, and "fantasy" creations. The singer from Cryptic Slaughter sucks too. Oh well, they're not anything more than a decent hardcore band, so blah...
Guest EricMM Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Bjorks music matches her voice, and the combo just rules. And the Bare Naked Ladies can fucking sing. The lead singer from creed makes me mad tho ararg
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 I don't know the guys name, but the singer of that Hair band from the 80's, "Steelheart." They had that god awful one "hit" wonder song "I'll Never let you go." I fucking HATE that Voice and that song.
Guest redbaron51 Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Robert Plant sometimes annoys me, especially D'yer M'ker
Guest Nevermortal Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 I don't know the guys name, but the singer of that Hair band from the 80's, "Steelheart." They had that god awful one "hit" wonder song "I'll Never let you go." I fucking HATE that Voice and that song. Thou shalt not disparage Marky Mark's singing voice! STAND UP AND SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted November 30, 2002 Report Posted November 30, 2002 Dude...I got all 5 Steel Dragon tunes on my KaZaA Metal Playlist... Gimme blood! Gimme blood! Gimme blood! GIMME BLOOD POLLUTION~!
Guest Nevermortal Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 I heard a rumor of a 6th SteelDrag song that was never released. The title had Crown in it, so its safe to say that Zakk Wylde pretty much wrote the whole thing.
Guest godthedog Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 Robert Plant sometimes annoys me, especially D'yer M'ker i love plant, but i totally concur on that song. his voice on that track annoys the hell out of me. his voice is awful on 'dancing days' too, i can't bear to listen to it. he sounds really strung out on...something, i don't know. stone temple pilots did a much better version.
LaParkaYourCar Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 I absolutely hate the voice of the lead singer of Rush. I honestly can't see the big deal about them. It's impossible for me to get through 5 seconds of a Rush song without feeling like my ears are going to bleed.
Guest Kinetic Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 Willie Nelson. He's an old school country legend and all but his voice annoys the shit out of me. I'll be the first to come to the defense of nasal twangs more often than not, too.
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 I can't beleive people are insulting Janis. She fucking rules. As for worst singer, Scott Stapp, easily.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 I absolutely hate the voice of the lead singer of Rush. I honestly can't see the big deal about them. It's impossible for me to get through 5 seconds of a Rush song without feeling like my ears are going to bleed. I generally try to block out Geddy Lee's vocals whenever possible and just listen to the greatness of Neil Peart, Alex Lifeson, and Geddy Lee as musicians. Lee is at his high-pitched worst on Fly By Night and A Farewell to Kings.
Guest redbaron51 Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 there's nothing wrong with Geddy's voice. oh Kelly Osbourne annoys me aswell
B. Brian Brunzell Posted December 1, 2002 Report Posted December 1, 2002 I like Lee's voice post-Moving Pictures. Not as much of the ear-bleeding wailing. I watched Kelly Osbourne on "The Tonight Show" and I have to say that it was one of the WORST performance I have ever seen. The fact that the song "Shut Up" is mind-numbingly awful doesn'thelp her cause either.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 I hate all these alterna-rock singers that all sound almost the same. The two best (perhaps worst would be better) examples: Scott Stapp (Creed) Chad Kroeger (Nickelback, and that horrible Spiderman song) Plently of others suck as well. Also on the suck list are the singer from Smash Mouth, Axl Rose (despite the fact that GNR have some great songs), Steven Tyler, Brian Johnson (now especially), Janis Joplin, and a whole bunch of chick "singer"/songwriter types.
Guest godthedog Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 and a whole bunch of chick "singer"/songwriter types. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! don't even TELL me you're thinking about tori amos, liz phair, suzanne vega, the breeders, sam phillips, heather nova, poe, veruca salt, cowboy junkies, portishead, bjork or pj harvey when you say this. cause if you are, i do believe a group of us will have to beat you down.
Guest Sassquatch Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 Chuck Mosley. I never did like his voice and I was glad when Faith No More fired him. He just didn't have chemistry with the bands music.
Guest Incandenza Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 and a whole bunch of chick "singer"/songwriter types. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! don't even TELL me you're thinking about tori amos, liz phair, suzanne vega, the breeders, sam phillips, heather nova, poe, veruca salt, cowboy junkies, portishead, bjork or pj harvey when you say this. cause if you are, i do believe a group of us will have to beat you down. I'll join in on the bootfucking.
Guest goodhelmet Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 i know incadenza will attempt to kill me or never give me a shout out on his show again but i can't stand tom waits' voice. it sounds like he is having an aneurysm everytime his mouth opens.
Guest Incandenza Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 Eh, it ain't for everyone. Of course, next time I play a Waits song, I'll dedicate it to you, Will.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted December 2, 2002 Report Posted December 2, 2002 i know incadenza will attempt to kill me or never give me a shout out on his show again but i can't stand tom waits' voice. it sounds like he is having an aneurysm everytime his mouth opens. Man, it's the aneurysm effect that I love so dearly. I seriously don't know how the man gets through "Anywhere I Lay My Head" without popping a neck vein.
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