Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 20, 2003 Thank You King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 20, 2003 Barry Darsow is not available in the game, but a golfer gimmick will be taken under advisement. We will expand our tools of sodomizing though. Consider Charles Palumbo and the Charles in Charge a done deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted March 20, 2003 Barry Darsow is not available in the game, but a golfer gimmick will be taken under advisement. We will expand our tools of sodomizing though. There is an indy wrestler named "Chip Fairway" in the game, you could use him as the golfer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 20, 2003 Chip Fairway is now on the roster! Thanks Jay, you are assest as always. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 21, 2003 Consider Charles Palumbo and the Charles in Charge a done deal. I RULE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 21, 2003 What about The Johnsons? Surely a promotion like XPW could use the Well Endowed Tag Team Of The Future. A feud with the Villanos would write itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 21, 2003 The Johnsons are currently under contract to 3PW, although it looks like 3PW might be on the ropes so maybe I can pick them up soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 21, 2003 What about a team of disgruntled ex-porn stars who were treated unfairly by Rob Black, invading XPW for vengeance. C'mon Deacon, let me help you create the next great XPW faction...the XXXiles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted March 21, 2003 Are there any midgets in the game? Midgets=ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 22, 2003 XPW Wednesday Wet Dream for July 14th, 2003 Taped Live from the Comcast Studios in Comcastlevania Hosts: Joey Styles and the Sandy Finkel Mark Jindrak is shown running up to the front of a building. He looks down at his watch and screams, “Great Scott!” He hustles inside and starts wandering the halls looking for any wrestlers. He comes upon T’Pol just coming back from her daily run to the drug store for Terry Funk. “Let’s see here…denture cream, ass cream, hair cream, whip cream…oh, that’s mine…” T’Pol inexplicably starts spraying whip cream all over herself as Jindrak runs in. Funk tells him to stay back, he has a cookie sheet and he knows how to use it. No, he doesn’t understand, Palumbo is playing the XPW for dupes and he needs his help to beat him. Funk doesn’t know about all that. Palumbo has been a good friend to the Enterprise since he arrived and was the one who discovered that Perrious Saturn was the new Flock-Nest leader. See, that’s his modus operandi, red herring after red herring. “I don’t care if it’s his lotus position with a rainbow trout, we have a match tonight against the Flock-Nest All Stars.” Jindrak’s reply, “Great Scott!” T’Pol notices that he’s sweating and out of breath again. “Did you run all the way here since Monday?” “Dudette, I told everyone, I don’t have a car.” (I think that Jindrak’s character is that he yells “Great Scott” all the time and he doesn’t own a car is hilarious on so many levels.) Segment Rating: 58% Just for Munich nWo B-team Jobbing Singles Match for the XPW Hot Shit Title "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson vs Scott Norton: "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson strikes Scott Norton. Sluggish brawling from Stetson. Sluggish brawling from Stetson. Hooks the leg for a two count. Norton takes a weak clothesline. Cover for a two count. "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson misses a clothesline. Uninspiring brawling from Scott Norton. There's a two count on the pin. Norton hits a stump piledriver on "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson, although it was quite weak in its execution. "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson reverses a hip toss. Side suplex from Stetson. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Stetson. "Hot Shit" Tony Stetson moves in for the kill. Fists Of Fury! 1....2....3. Scott Norton leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait..."Hot Shit" Tony Stetson comes running as well, and Norton gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. This gets a DUD, and should be thanking me for not bringing out the red-hot pokers up the ass rating. (XPW READER’S POLL: What non-wrestler (who only work big events) should Stetson job out at the coming month end show? Choose from: 911 Giant Gonzalez Stevie Ray Ron Simmons Carlos Colon Dawn Marie I’m sad that Ice Train isn’t in the game. I would have had Stetson job him out twice and then set him on fire.) Winner: “Hot Shit” Tony Stetson Overall Rating: 32% Crowd Reaction: 24% Match Quality: 41% Mark Jindrak comes out to the ring with microphone in hand. The crowd doesn’t know whether to cheer or boo him (really they don’t give a shit and kind of all go for nacho hats, but work with me here). He knows what’s really up with Palumbo and cannot let Terry Funk team with him later tonight against the Flock-Nest All-Stars. So, his only recourse is to challenge American Wild Child to a match right now to keep him out of the main event. Why not challenge the FlockNest Monster? “Because he would seriously kick my ass.” American Wild Child comes out to the sound of crunching nachos and accepts the challenge. “Really? I didn’t think you would. You know, Palumbo’s plan and all tha…can I get back to you on this match?” Wild Child charges the ring and we’re on like Donky Kong. Segment Rating: 46% Maybe Jindrak isn’t as Smart as he Thinks he is Singles Match “Carless” Mark Jindrak vs American Wild Child: Mark Jindrak hits some punches. Rude Awakening on American Wild Child by Jindrak. There's a two count on the pin. Jindrak walks into a trip. Wild Child hits a dropkick on Mark Jindrak. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Wild Child hits a quick kick on Jindrak. Wild Child slams Mark Jindrak down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Jindrak powers out of a headlock. Spear by Mark Jindrak. Mark Jindrak moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. (Post match, Jindrak is ecstatic that he won. He runs over to Joey Styles and says, “Hey, isn’t Rob Black running some kind of incentive where if you win a match you get a car.” Styles reply, “You obviously don’t know Rob Black.”) Winner: Mark Jindrak Overall Rating: 49% Crowd Reaction: 46% Match Quality: 52% Terry Funk goes looking for Palumbo to talk out Jindrak’s suspicions with him. He hears the sounds of a yak being sent through a meat grinder from the ladies room and charges. He kicks open one of the stalls to find Lady Victoria with her skirt up and Palumbo adjusting his pants! “Terry, this isn’t what it looks like. I was just…uh…helping…the Commissioner out, because…she had…herpes stuck in her vagina and I was trying to get them out.” Terry shakes his head knowingly. “I can understand that. Herpes killed my pa’. Damn son of bitching herpes!” Funk tells Palumbo that Jindrak has been spreading rumors about him and just now wrestled American Wild Child to keep him out of the main event against them. Oh…did he say it was the Flock-Nest All-Stars that challenged them to a match? He meant it was the FlockNest Monster with Supreme. With suspicions rising, Funk tells Palumbo that that might be a bit hard to work too as Damien 666 is going to challenge the FlockNest Monster to a title match right now. The whole area spins around like the old Press Your Luck set to reveal… Segment Rating: 57% T’Pol and Damien 666 standing in front of a Wet Dream banner with Lizzy Borden. T’Pol makes the sign of the cross eyed mongoose and challenges the FlockNest Monster to a hardcore match for the Deathmatch Title. Damien bellows behind her, “YEAH! Uh…why? I have tickets to the opera tonight and Carmen is my favorite.” T’Pol explains what’s going on as the set flips back around to the bathroom set with Victoria, Funk and Palumbo. Palumbo is impressed, “That was totally badass.” Lady Victoria shrugs her shoulders, “Actually doing that one time pretty much shot our budget for the year. Hope you guys like Diet Rite and Zagnut bars for the green room, because that’s what you all will be living on.” Segment Rating: 73% Hardcore Match of Rubber Sharks and Playstation Consoles of Festering Death for the XPW Deathmatch Title FlockNest Monster vs Damien 666: Spinning back kick from FlockNest Monster. Damien kicks FlockNest Monster in the gut to reverse the momentum. Forearm to the face from Damien on Nesty. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Damien face jams FlockNest Monster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Damien 666. Nesty drops out the back of a Damien 666 bodyslam attempt. FlockNest Monster hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Damien takes a hurrancarana from FlockNest Monster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Damien walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Damien 666 ducks a clothesline attempt. Damien throws a ladder onto FlockNest Monster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Damien walks into a trip. Villano V comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Damien 666 turns around.... Super Kick!!! That shook the ring. Vil V leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Nesty defeats Damien. Villano V remains in the ring. Damien 666 pushes the referee away, then slams Vil V down! Damien 666 climbs to the top rope and hits the Moonsault! Villano V has been knocked silly. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. The Villano V run in was worth the price of admission alone! (It’s Shawn Michaels tribute night as all matches end with a super kick. Although, I did make the conscious effort to send V instead of IV so he just wouldn’t randomly cradle his ass. Also notice how Villano V can “leave the ring” and “remain in the ring” at the same time. It’s the magic of the Villanos. They do bah mitzvahs and wakes for a small fee.) Winner: FlockNest Monster Overall Rating: 54% Crowd Reaction: 47% Match Quality: 62% T’Pol and Lizzy Borden are still hanging out in the back when the cell phone on the wall rings. T’Pol answers it and it’s Rob Black. Whew, she usually just gets obscene phone calls on the thing. You’re saying Rob Black isn’t obscene? Anyway, it seems our demographic is a little miffed at the lack of titties and sodomizing lately, so you girls need to step it up. He books Lizzy vs. T’Pol in a buck naked match for the month end show, XPW Rapture (how fitting to come after Multiple Orgasm). Lizzy is all giddy and lifts up her skirt (standard uniform for all XPW women: low cut shirt, high hemmed skirt, no panties, no bra). T’Pol is handed a tennis racket by a stagehand and jams it up her ass. You earth people are so easily amused. Segment Rating: 44% The Fat’s Going to Fly Literally Tag Team Match YOUR Stacker 2 Connection vs The Fat Boys: Kick from Chris Chetti to the leg. Ahmed takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Chetti. There's a two count on the pin. Chetti tags out to Joey Numbers. YOUR Stacker 2 Connection hook up Ahmed, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Ahmed goes down. Joey Numbers misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Big clothesline from Ahmed. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. There's a two count on the pin. Ahmed tags out to Mark Henry. Messed up bodyslam by Henry. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Incredibly weak powerslam on Numbers by Henry. Joey Numbers avoids a Mark Henry avalanche. Second rope flying axe handle, Henry goes down. Tag to Chris Chetti. Spinning back kick from Chris Chetti. Henry tags out to Ahmed Johnson. Second rope flying axe handle, Ahmed goes down. The referee loses control, and it's BONZO GONZO as all four competitors end up in the ring brawling. Realising that this chaos isn't going to die down, the referee calls for the bell. This is a double DQ. YOUR Stacker 2 Connection and The Fat Boys aren't satisfied! They start brawling again, turning the ringside area into a battlefield until officials run down and physically pull them apart. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. (Scott Keith can’t spell “realizing” that is such a shame. He’s a published author and every thing. John Updike should void his writer’s membership card or something. The two teams won’t stop brawling; so quick thinking road agents bring out a jar of Valium and barbecued moose carcass to appease both sides. Now, that’s a party.) Winner: Vince Russo Booking Overall Rating: 49% Crowd Reaction: 47% Match Quality: 51% Palumbo, with Funk in tow, bust into the Flock-Nest dressing room. Don’t think they can avoid the swift hand of justice that easily. Even though the FlockNest Monster fought once tonight, Palumbo knows that he’ll demand to wrestle again with Supreme to face he and Funk. “Ah shit, boss do I have to. Damien asked me to go to the opera with him after our match and he is pretty dreamy.” Wait…did the FlockNest Monster just call Palumbo boss? “Yeah…but…it’s like…a nickname. Like dude or man or daddio. You know, I’m the Boss, like Springsteen, you know.” Funk grows more suspicious by the second. Supreme drools confused in the corner. Segment Rating: 83% Sledgehammer of Plot Tag Team Match Supreme \ Nesty vs Palumbo \ Funker: Supreme strikes Terry Funk. Supreme with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Funker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Supreme and FlockNest Monster. Supreme \ Nesty hook up Funker, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Second rope flying axe handle, Funker goes down. Terry Funk reverses a hip toss. Big clothesline from Funker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Terry Funk and Palumbo. Full nelson slam on Nesty. Pin, but Nesty is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from Palumbo. Palumbo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. FlockNest Monster hits a rolling kick on Palumbo. Tag between FlockNest Monster and Supreme. Supreme hits a right hand on Palumbo. Tag between Palumbo and Terry Funk. Running clothesline from Supreme, sloppily done. Supreme looks to be heading for defeat. Terry Funk calls for the DDT! Palumbo comes in with a chair...and hits Funker! Palumbo leaves the ring with the chair in hand. Terry Funk is in trouble. Supreme Choke Slam! 1....2....3. Mark Jindrak comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Palumbo turns around...straight into a Super Frankensteiner!! Palumbo has been left down on the canvas. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. (Palumbo not only pulls a chair out of his ass, but “leaves the ring” and is still in it at the same time. If that doesn’t say he’s in cahoots with the Villanos nothing does. This marks the birth of Charles Palumbo and his taking control of the FlockNest. Meaning that Jake Roberts should be stealing him from me anytime now. I should make Ahmed Johnson the Flock-Nest leader so the WLW steals him, I don’t want him. With the food bills, you’d think we had an Indian Elephant on the roster.) Winner: Supreme and FlockNest Monster Overall Rating: 62% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 61% Segment Rating: 55% TV Rating: .56 Attendance: 174 people who didn’t know what the hell was going on. INJURY REPORT: Alter Boy Luke will be out 2 months with a back injury. He and a bishop were trying something new in one of the back pews and…well, it’s best that we don’t go into it. I know that was the easy joke to go for, but I don’t care. It’s not like you people pay me to write this. Although I would not be adverse to that. Notes: There are no midgets in the game that I am aware of. Creating the XXXiles will go under advisement as I wanted to be Sean Morely in in a form of his old gimmick at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 22, 2003 Deacon, here's some names off the free agent list that could be good for the XXXiles gimmick, should you choose to do it. Bobby Rude Boles Azules (renamen Balones Azules, Spanish for "blue balls". Lucha Porn=ratings.) Cesar Suave Crystal Frost Joey Abs Missy Hyatt Rod Steel Roderick Strong (make these two into a tag team who do nothing but gimmick matches and call them the Hard Rodz?) Sexretary Tiffany Sherry Bop (rename Cherry Pop...she's got 85 charisma, turn her into a manager) Troy Bond-star of such porno hits as Goldfingerer, Live and Let Lay, and Tomorrow Never Cums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 22, 2003 I would have to say Giant Gonzalez. Wrestling needs to see the return of such a great ring general, if only for one night. Sherry Bop (rename Cherry Pop...she's got 85 charisma, turn her into a manager) She might reject that initially. You pretty much have to overpay her if you want her as a manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2003 This chooses itself...'Hot Shit' Tony Stetson...'Hot Shit Title'...AND A GUY WITH THE SECOND NAME COLON!?! It writes itself! Just rename him 'The Colon' or something. " 'Hot Shit' escapes from The Colon's tight grip." "The Colon shoots Hot Shit into the ropes." "Hot Shit is all over The Colon now! This is not pretty!" It's classic XPW innuendo at it's best. Plus, when you're choosing an XPW wrestler, you've got to consider Colon's only credential is entering the 1993 Rumble...and nobody gave a toss. Perfect XPW. People might actually care to much about the others...well, maybe not... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 22, 2003 Just so ya know Deacon, Mark Jindrak's old WCWSN gimmick was that of an evil Basketball player, so work that in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 22, 2003 Make his finisher a double powerbomb, called the Double Dribble, and his secondary finisher a Hang Time Moonsault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 22, 2003 I love the Colon idea, love the basketball gimmick and also loved all the names mentioned for the XXXiles gimmick. I'll have to see what the roster looks like after Rapture and what I want to do. I could work Lizzy Borden into that pretty easily too and maybe rename a guy I already have, hmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 22, 2003 Fire the Alter Boys, since their injured and useless (although i was gonna suggest bringing in Father Juan Valdez or the Sinister Minister to Manage them) Bring in the Johnsons since as Zack said, the feud will write itself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 22, 2003 You should hire Crazy Mexican. In the game, she is female, yet in real life the character is actually a guy from what I could tell. With that and a name like Crazy Mexican, he/she seems perfect for XPW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 You could temporarily pair up Alter Boy Matthew with the Drunk Irishman. They'll be called "The Irish Republican Army." Either they'd be heels, or the Miserly Jew would turn heel on his partner, redub himself "Superstar of David." Plus, get some manager who could be a 'cleric' and he would manage "Los Osamas." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 23, 2003 You could temporarily pair up Alter Boy Matthew with the Drunk Irishman. They'll be called "The Irish Republican Army." You Know, as an Iirshman, I should be offended by that, but I'm not AL Matthew oughta be re-named and lumped in with the eXXXiles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 23, 2003 XPW Monday Nightmare for July 21st, 2003 Live From the Inner Reaches of Your Mind (AKA-Fresno, California) Hosts: Joey Styles and the FlockNest Monster Debuting Chip Fairway is in the back with Lizzy Borden. Fairway is, of course, dressed like our old buddy “Hole in One” Darsow and is carrying a golf club and golf balls. He’s got the longest driver and best balls in all of wrestling, if you know what he’s saying. He always gets a hole in one, even if he’s playing the back nine, if you know what he’s saying. He might not be Tiger Woods, but he’ll let loose his tiger in your woods, if you know what he’s saying. Lizzy doesn’t know what he’s saying. Fairway bends her over and sodomizes her with a gold club. Segment Rating: 49% Auspicious Squash Debut Singles Match Danny Doring vs Chip Fairway: Back suplex on Fairway, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Gut buster, Fairway hits hard. Fairway takes a quick lariat. Death valley driver by Danny Doring, Chip Fairway is down and hurt. Danny Doring moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Wham Bam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chip Fairway slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Obviously he's had enough for one night. DUD. (Fairway received no offense what so ever. On the plus side, Doring’s morale is up and he’s taken 3 strokes off of his game, if you know what I’m saying.) Winner: Danny Doring Overall Rating: 45% Crowd Reaction: 39% Match Quality: 52% Loser Eats the Tequila Worm Singles Match Halloween vs Villano V: Villano V gets hip tossed by Halloween. Vil V takes a chop from Halloween. Vil V takes a chop from Halloween. There's a two count on the pin. Vil V walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. There's a two count on the pin. Vil V counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Vil V hits an arm drag on Halloween. Hooks the leg for a two count. Villano V uses a running dropkick into the corner, although it looked more like a badly done leg lariat if you ask me. Hell, maybe that's what it was supposed to be. Halloween blocks a kick from Villano V. Diving headbutt from Halloween, not much elevation. Halloween floors Villano V. Here it comes...Pumpkin Patch! Villano V taps! The fight has started up again! Halloween attacks Vil V, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Slap ** ½ on it for one Villano and move on. (Back stage, Halloween holds Villano down and tries to force feed him a tequila worm. He lifts up his mask and weird lights and ghosts like in Raiders of the Lost Ark start shooting out and melt Halloween’s face. Damien promises to have him re-solidified in time for the next show. He’s dating this Wiccan Goth chick who has magic fingers, if you know what he’s saying.) Winner: Halloween Overall Rating: 41% Crowd Reaction: 35% Match Quality: 47% We’re on live remote as Honky Tonk Orton is shopping at Lowe’s. He’s putting mirrors on his bedroom ceiling and a rotating base in the bed, if you know what he’s saying. He asks a workman carrying a ladder for some advice and he swings around to smack Orton with the ladder. Orton falls down and the man bends over to help him up and smacks him in the head with a ladder again. Orton bolts to his feet, swearing at the man and discovers that it’s THE SANDMAN! So, he trailed Orton to Lowe’s to attack him with a ladder like a Steve Austin bit. No, Sandman doesn’t make nearly enough money with the XPW and moonlights at Lowe’s. He smacked him with the ladder because he’s drunk and didn’t know what he was doing, but since it’s Orton…Sandman plasters him with the ladder and then goes off to get more plastered in the plasters aisle. Segment Rating: 73% Why Aren’t You Guys Dead Singles Match for the XPW World Title? Terry Funk vs Mark Henry: Mark Henry punches away at Terry Funk. Henry hits a stump piledriver on Terry Funk. There's a two count on the pin. Terry Funk fights out of a grapple. Mark Henry takes a right hand to the temple from Funker. Weak bodyslam on Henry by Funker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Side suplex from Funker. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Terry Funk with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Henry. Henry powers out of a headlock. Henry hits a stump piledriver on Terry Funk. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mark Henry drops Funker with a clothesline. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Weak slam from Henry. Mark Henry hits a weak punch on Terry Funk. Funker reverses a Mark Henry hammerlock. Terry Funk strikes Mark Henry. Terry Funk turns Henry inside-out with a clothesline. Mark Henry can barely stand. Here it comes - DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Supreme comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Supreme hits Funker with a chair to the back! Terry Funk goes down to the canvas, hurt. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. (“Terry Funk turns Henry inside-out with a clothesline.” That’s a hell of a clothesline to totally reverse his anatomy like that. I’d like to see Marty Jannetty sell that; his spleen goes shooting out in the third row and his small intestine ruptures. Supreme and Mark Henry bond over a vat of stolen Tapioca pudding from Terry Funk’s dressing room, as you should all remember “Supreme like pudding!” and Henry eats anything.) Winner: Terry Funk Overall Rating: 56% Crowd Reaction: 60% Match Quality: 48% Show Rating: 53% TV Rating: .15 Attendance: 179 holy angels of the lord (AKA-Fresno State cheerleaders) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted March 24, 2003 If Jindrak is going to have a finisher, it should be the flying senton that his former tag team partner Sean O'Haire used. It should also be dedicated to the late Rocco Rock... The Walk By Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted March 24, 2003 A game without Max Mini is a game I want no part of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted March 24, 2003 Terry Funk should join the eXXXiles, The Fucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted March 25, 2003 If you want to advance the Kaos angle and alienate fans at the same time, you could put him in a "suck my dick" match, where he'd "accidently" lose. I mean the WWE has done gay rimjobs, so this will keep you one step ahead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 If all else fails.. put up cheap ripoffs of current stars. Curt Angill! Sean Michaels! The Rok! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 26, 2003 don't forget Rick Flare and Kris Jeriko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Cane Stone Froze Jack Houstan...hehe, actually that would be so badass if he stunned people through tables for a finisher The Ultimate Solution (perfect for Rob Black!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted March 26, 2003 British Columbian Bulldog Silverberg Bob Van Damme Tazzzzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted March 26, 2003 howzabout Rob Gosh Darn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
