Tell us what you hate, what irks you...

[Guest Downhome]

I'll list one, and only one to start this bitch off. I was shopping today, and I HATE when you are driving in a parking lot trying to get to a space, and some sort of mother fucker is walking, AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE, right in front of you, taking forever to get ANYWHERE. God forbid they get out of your way, and just move over to the side, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

 

...they have to walk right down the FUCKING MIDDLE of the road, just to PISS ME OFF.

 

I'll list more, as I HATE a lot of things in this world.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest the pinjockey]

Going to class walking on the sidewalk and people are walking four wide taking up the entire sidewalk and none of them move. Then they act like you spit on them when you don't walk through wet grass to get out of their way.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I always hate when I am walking on campus, and I have to duck some car/truck/whatever that feels that the campus is a road. Sure, I have to duck out of the way of the school's vehicles, but I can tolerate that. It is when the REAL FUCKING MORONS drive on campus. Like when it is freezing outside, I am walking to class, and "Princess" has to be dropped off at the door. Naturally, I am expected to just dive out of their day and inconvenience myself, lest "Princess'" ass fall asleep while she is having to sit in a warm car. I am just glad I have only had to deal with two, maybe three people that stupid because if I had to deal with more, I would have SERIOUSLY gone off somebody by now.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

When people insult others with the intelligent gesture 'you gay faggot'.

 

....Argh...

 

Illusion - PISSED OFF

[Guest SP-1]

People that think they are better simply because they are part of a group that agrees with them. Completely piss me off. I cringe whenever I encounter someone that is only versed in what their friends know. It's like some people actually share a brain or something, and if one bit of information is entered, all must know. Which would be fine, if they expanded their collective knowledge outside of how many paces it is to get to the nearest American Eagle store, and which Britney song is out now. And may I be slain before them with a fruit peeler should I not agree entirely with their collective idea of cool, and worse, should I ever develop my own ideas as to what I like and love and am passionate about and it isn't compatible with their views. I am forsaken in that world, then. It's sickening.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Spinach

[Guest bob_barron]

The main event for RAW

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I'll tell you what I hate, I hate people who think Aphex Twin is a rapper. God, how dumb can you get?

[Guest Kingpk]

Guys that violate a restraining order your sister puts on him FOUR TIMES, including showing up at the house he's supposed to stay away from.

[Guest DrTom]

Stupid people acting stupid piss me off, but not nearly as much as otherwise normal people acting like complete imbeciles. It's one of the reasons I shop online at Xmas. just so I don't have to deal with a store full of cretins and mothers on desperate rampages for the latest fad toy.

 

Also, as an English major, people who mangle the language really annoy me.

[Guest bob_barron]

How come did you hate bad grammer Dr. Tom??

 

I also hate AOLTimeWarner for forcing the Braves to trade Millwood

[Guest Renegade]

I hate it when your walking towards someone and in order to aviod a collision you step aside at the same time they do. Then you both step aside again and again...it really pisses me off.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

top 2 things: Stupid ppl and Bigot ppl. Anything else can be blamed on one or the other, most of the time the former.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Coldplay. This changes weekly, but now it's coldplay. Everyone lines up to bash AWK but at least the main riff to party hard has more than two chords. Of course, Chris Martin is apparently a genius cos he can whine AND beat the same piano keys for 5 minutes all at the same time. wow. FUCK YOU.

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

I hate people who don't like The Monkees.

[Guest Flyboy]

I hate it when your walking towards someone and in order to aviod a collision you step aside at the same time they do. Then you both step aside again and again...it really pisses me off.

... That's a strange reason to be pissed off.

 

Why don't you just do the Jericho Juke and Jive to get out the way?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Also, as an English major, people who mangle the language really annoy me.

So THAT'S why Tom doesn't like me!

 

I'm srroy.

[Guest Angle-plex]

50 year old guys named "Skip"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Agnes

[Guest Angle-plex]

-People who start the name of everyone in their family with the same initial

-People who name their car

-People over 40 who put on reading glasses, then same something about their age

-Fat people who laugh at everything

-Loafers/Sandals

-People who give you "thumbs up" or wink when they think you are kidding

[Guest crandamaniac]

Going to class walking on the sidewalk and people are walking four wide taking up the entire sidewalk and none of them move. Then they act like you spit on them when you don't walk through wet grass to get out of their way.

Flying Clotheslines man, that's your answer.

 

 

As for me, I hate unreasonable people, people that feel that everything has to be there way, or if not, gives them the right to bitch and moan about it.

 

I also can't stand people who have some sort of problem, complain about said problem, have the means to get rid of the problem, and do nothing about it except more complaining. QUIT YOUR WHINING AND FUCKIN DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FUCKIN BABY!

[Guest Angle-plex]

-People who are nice when alone with you, but assholes when they're around a group of people

-People who eat peas/corn one at a time

-People who chew with they're mouth open

-People who complain about everything, then tell other people to "Stop Complaining"

-People who ask a lot of questions

-People who say "Dude" or "Man" after every word/sentance

-Fat people who dress as women on Halloween and pretend to flirt with you

-People who try to start debates about things that shouldn't be debated about

-People who act nice, but really don't care about you at all

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

People who start the name of everyone in their family with the same initial

I forgot about that, that is so stupid. It's worse when they rhyme. Save that shit for your hamsters, seriously.

 

And kids who wear a karate outfit to the grocery store. Well, maybe not the kids, but the parents for not giving them a chance to change.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Good job Agnes. You've managed to recite a Carlin routine.

 

Agnes pisses me off. Let's ban him. Then we can all be happy!

[Guest Renegade]

-People who act nice, but really don't care about you at all

Isn't that just being polite?

[Guest dreamer420]

- people who blame HHH for not only the WWE's problems, but TNA's problems, their own problems, and the worlds problems.

 

- people who use the word hoss thinking that stuff like that is actually funny.

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

I hate people who chew with their mouths open and louds chewers.

 

Fat people who think they are skinny and wear clothes way too small for them.

 

People who wear open toed shoes and have ugly ass feet. Why do they subject us to that kind of punishment?

 

People who sing when they don't know the words and just kind of mumble on through the song.

 

Loud breathers.

 

I could go on for days but that is all for now.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Good job Agnes. You've managed to recite a Carlin routine.

 

Agnes pisses me off. Let's ban him. Then we can all be happy!

Hey, I only copied HALF of those from Carlin.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

-People who say "Dude" or "Man" after every word/sentance

 

I have a friend who says "bro" after every sentence. I hate that.

 

People who wear open toed shoes and have ugly ass feet. Why do they subject us to that kind of punishment?

 

I had an ex-girlfriend who always did this. It would not have been that bad had she not decided to always paint her toenails like light blue or some other colour that would always draw attention to them. It seemed silly to have such poorly cared for feet, but always have them be some colour on her toenails that would always make them very noticeable.

[Guest MaxPower27]

-People who name their car

 

Hey! My car's name is William, because I drive a Regal. So the car is named William Regal.

 

MaxPower = crafty

 

I hate:

 

-pretentious kids at work who complain about the littlest and least important things of the day. Yes, you've been working for a whopping 2 and a half hours and haven't gotten a break yet, WHOOPDEE DING DONG! Then, they spend their entire shift complaining about their mother/father/sister/brother/significant other's unimportant and stupid problem, expecting me to care. I simply nod blankly and wish that I had a gun with two bullets. One for them, and the other for the person with the stupid problem.

 

-fads. Fads in clothing, music, television and culture in general. I especially hate the people who follow these fads like they are some kind of worthwhile and wholesome way to lead your pathetic and sheltered existance. Fuck MTV, fuck the "Hot Topic" and "Gadzooks" stores of the world, and most importantly, fuck most of their shoppers and customers.

 

-customers. Especially in my store. When I say that I don't have a size 9 in that shoe, I'm not lying in order to "have a good laugh about it later," according to one customer, I'm simply stating that I don't have that shoe in a size 9. And no, I'm not trying to be a "fucking idiot" either. You're the one shopping at an extremely busy shoe store three fucking days before Christmas. Who's the "fucking idiot" now, asshole?

 

-The bastard at Subway who put fucking mayonaisse on my MEATBALL SUB. I want this kid round up and mayonaisse pumped into his skin until he explodes. Mayo on a Meatball sub...

 

 

 

Other than that, I think I'm OK.