If the Smart Marks was a school.......

[Guest NoCalMike]

I'd be the guy who carries a decent gpa, but has "so much potential" to do better if I cared about it more, but being content with the knowledge he already has, or finds out on his own, continues just to make an ADEQUATE effort. Oh wait, that was me in my REAL HIGH SCHOOL, hahahaha...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This topic came about when I was talking with TSA a couple nights ago about the thread where somebody mentioned how CWM has a cyber-crush on her. I replied that it's like recess, TSA is the hot popular chick and CWM is the shy kid trying to talk to her. Which made me wonder, if we treated the Smart Marks board as a school, who would everybody be? Who'd be the nerds, jocks, drama kings/queens, artists etc....

wow wow wow? I'm the "shy" guy? I'm many things but shy is not one of them.

 

The part about the cyber-crush is accrate though...

[Guest Flyboy]

naturally I'd be starting tail back of the football team.

You're not black.

 

So that would be me.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Obviously...CWM is the guy who failed English...

 

Me, I'm the tweener. Mega-smart, but not quite popular. I'm also big, so not a lot of girls, but a WHOLE lotta huggin. Oh yeah, and HLA...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

HEY! I know English, I failed Typing class!!

 

If this was supposed to be based on how we are here then I and the others who were In the ESTABLISHMENT would be the pinnacle of Coolness.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Fuck...here we go again with the ESTABLISHMENT~! This is SOOOOO Saved by the Bell...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Don't make us pulla WcW and reform...

[Guest crandamaniac]

I'd probably be the guy who hangs with the cool kids, but only because they need somebody to carry there bags.

[Guest SP-1]

Don't make us pulla WcW and reform...

The urge to prod that until it happened is killing me, you know.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I'd be the chick who gets great grades, is good at sports, and hangs with a group of girls and guys. Oh wait, that's *real* life!

[Guest EQ]

I'd be one of the quiet guys who gets decent grades. Doesn't really get picked on anymore, and is actually a cool guy if you get to know him.

 

Most of the people that do know him, think he's an ok guy. The people that don't know him don't really have an opinion either way.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I don't know about this board, but I'm in real life exactly what NoCalMike is talking about...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Don't make us pulla WcW and reform...

The urge to prod that until it happened is killing me, you know.

I figured

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Don't make us pulla WcW and reform...

The urge to prod that until it happened is killing me, you know.

I figured

[Guest SP-1]

Nicely Done.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'd be the righthand man to one of the more popular/respected kids. The guy you would have to "go through" to reach said popular kid. (See: HHHaters) I'm a great lackey, and an awesome leech.

[Guest YouDaFoo]

I'll problay be Middle Linebacker of the football team.

[Guest spiny norman]

I'd be the one who takes a while to get used to but is eventually kind of likeable. Completely ditzy and a massive ponse, yet having a certain charm. Always singing a song, probably by Madonna or Prince or some 80s rock God. Very individualistic, will be by himself unless one joins him. Very witty, pity I am so completely utterly bloody insane.

 

But that's real life. Here, I guess maybe forgettable'd be a good description.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The weird stoner in the chemlab that doesn't talk to anyone.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I was the one that baked everyone free cookies in culinary arts class for their lunch/after school, but I guess thats kinda hard to apply here.

 

So I'll just say Im the one that shows up, goes to class, and leaves.

[Guest kingkamala]

I'd sell harmless stuff like porno magazines and fake weed outside the boys bathroom. The Dames(Principal) would always yell at me but never punish me since he knows my stuff is harmless.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd also get suspended for throwing acid in kamala's face for selling bunk shit.

[Guest Sturgis]

I'd be hanging around Sandman.

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

I'd be the kid that most people know vaguely but are not sure what grade he's in.

[Guest razazteca]

I would be Fez of the 70s show, you never know where I am from and I talk about my culture in general broad statements.

 

You see where I come from wrestlers where mask

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I'd be the kid who isn't in one group, but for the most part gets along with everyone. That and a member of the Young Republicans.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Fuck...here we go again with the ESTABLISHMENT~! This is SOOOOO Saved by the Bell...

AHEM...

 

That being said...BPP and I probably would be the "dynamic duo" of the school, with probably Bob Barron as my loyal sidekick/scapegoat, and Papacita and CWM as the clowns/henchmen.

 

I should start writing a screenplay on this stuff and sell it to NBC. "SmarksSchool", coming Saturdays to the NEW TNBC~! It's comedy gold.

[Guest kingkamala]

After everyone would find out my weed isn't real. I'd stay low and turn into the sleazy senior who always tries to get freshmen girls .

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Oh, and TSA would be the token girl of the group, who gives us guys advice. She and CWM would have a Screech/Lisa type of thing going on as well...

 

J/K guys, you know I love ya.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Everyone knows me, but I don't know everyone. Always willing to help people with academics and manages to be a very congenial and accessible "gifted" (I HATE that word) child. I'd also be the best-dressed, and everyone wants to party with me.