Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ...i'll go with A. I'll go with B. And GTD, I always hear him making some discomforted noise in my mind when I see that picture, that's why I find it so funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 WHY AREN'T MY POSTS SHOWING UP?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gimmick Poster.com Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Why does Bill look like someone punched his teeth out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 10, 2003 *snorts his slurpee* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ...i'll go with A. I'll go with B. And GTD, I always hear him making some discomforted noise in my mind when I see that picture, that's why I find it so funny. Ahem. I don't think that B option is looking too good. *looks at my age* Nope, definatly not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Cyber is basically legal with underage girls as long as you don't try to meet them, not that I do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Oh, NOW my posts show up. And yeah, RatsMilk is right. I think you just don't want any of The Spoon. It's all right, no one does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted January 10, 2003 What the fuck is this shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I don't know, but it sure smells! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted January 10, 2003 All I know is that cyber sex sounds downright anti-social to me. And odd. Very, very odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Yes, Puro is your soul mate. Banky brings up a good point. Can puro be a soulmate? We all know that there are many types of love with varying degrees between the lover and the loved. The love between child and parent, the love of a fine wine, love for one's siblings, love of the game, love of life, love of sex, love of sleeping in on the weekends and so on. But what I want answered is "Can puro be loved?" Can it be loved in such a way that it brings completion to the person loving it? Can it fulfill the need inside us all to love and be loved? Can it offer this moment: to be no more than what we are, when we're with it ? Can it give you the funny pants feeling? So Jubuki, I ask you as someone that wishes to understand more of this crazy thing called love: Jubuki, are you a purophiliac? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Purophiliac! Hah! Thats fuckin' funny. That whole post was funny. Quite possibly the funniest post ever. El Brujo, I forgot about you, your #1. IdrinkRatsMilk, you are bumped to a VERY respectable #2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 10, 2003 No shame in being bumped by El Brujo. He called me an asshole once and I felt completed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted January 11, 2003 every time i see inc's name in a thread i eagerly hope he's posted the bill cosby picture again. but alas, once again i'm sorely disappointed. *dramatic sigh*... I reserve it for special occasions, only. but don't you see that's exactly WHY i anticipate it so eagerly? if you threw it out all the time i'd be like, "oh, it's bill cosby again." but since you don't, there's the suspense..."oh, there's inc's name! did he post the picture this time? gosh, i hope he did. let's find out. page is loading...did he post it, did he post it? have to scroll down to his reply...did he post it, did he post it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh sweet jesus, why must you torment me? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"... and so on. and since kotz has posted it, i've been laughing literally for the last 5 minutes at it nonstop, and will probably continue to laugh at it for another 10. Do you have some sorta vendetta against capital letters? NO, I DO NOT. WHAT DID THAT POST HAVE TO DO WITH CAPITAL LETTERS ANYWAY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Jubuki would be a lot better off if he wanked off over Kawada's sexy tights. It would be a release. I should be number one and all numbers in all posters lists. I saw the funniest budget car ever tonight while monged as hell. DID YOU? HUH? HUH? No, so I am the greatest poster ever. All those who don't know who am I will be sodomised violently with an APPLE PEELER. Eeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 11, 2003 I would probably like you more if I weren't so disturbed by the original Hamburgler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Hamburglar's becoming one of my favorite posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 I would probably like you more if I weren't so disturbed by the original Hamburgler. What? Because he stole burgars? He was just fighting back against the oppressive regime of Ronald McDonald. Would you trust a perverse clown such as Ronald? I wouldn't. The Hamburglar was a freedom fighter wrongly branded as a criminal. Soon we will take revenge. VIVA LA BURGLAVOLUTION!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted January 11, 2003 When I was little, I took a picture with a Hamburglar in a park. Those were some good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Nah, I'd have stole the burgers too. It's just that my childhood McDonalds had a statue of the Hamburglar out front. If you remember the scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure after his bike gets snatched and he looks up at that clown, that's what the Hamburglar was to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 My McDonalds had a Ronald Statue. Pure evil. He touched kids, I'm sure of it. Fucking evil clown-burger-salesdude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Ronald's a sick fuck, no doubt. I suspect Ronald McDonald and Pennywise are gay lovers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Speak not of Pennywise...he scares me. Except when he's a giant spider. Then I just laugh and piss in his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 NOW I know why Ronald McDonald evil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheyCallMeMark Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Is he groping that young boy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Jeez, not only is Ronald groping that kid, the other kid has his hand right on his crotch. Ronald has dead eyes in that pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Bye Guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Taken from a newspaper article found on Google's news search: So do I blame the Hamburglar for the fact my pants are still fitting funny? I'll leave it at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Bye Guys Fuck off. I mean bye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites