Your top 10 posters?

[Guest The Superstar]

AND...from a newsgroup:

 

RONALD MCDONALD BURNED IN EFFIGY!

 

At 5:30 p.m. on Wednesday, February 18, six members of Island Residents

Against Toxic Environments (IRATE) gathered outside of the new McDonalds

restaurant in Charlottetown, PEI. The event was the Grand Opening for the

new building, and Ronald McDonald was in attendance for the ribbon cutting

ceremony and to play with the children. The protest culminated with a 5-foot

tall Ronald McDonald lookalike being set afire as the "real" Ronald was

getting into his van.

 

When the activists arrived, they set up the homemade Ronald, then

proceeded to distribute leaflets to bystanders and the customers inside the

store. The leaflets were about what's wrong with McDonalds, how Ronald lies

to children, the global impacts of eating meat, and the condom found in a

McDonalds burger in the USA. The protesters also carried placards with

slogans like "McGreedy," "McLies," "Anti-union," "McGrease," and

"McSlaughterhouse." The public responded positively by honking as they drove

by or by turning into the parking lot to talk and get a leaflet. Ronald kept

casting nervous glances out the window, but his twin just stared back at him.

 

The reasons for protesting McDonalds are many, including: cruelty to

animals, damaging the environment, low wages and poor treatment of workers,

and brainwashing children into eating unhealthy food.

 

As Ronald left the building, his twin burst into flame. He hurried to his

van and didn't wait around to chat. After Ronald had finished burning, the

demonstrators doused his charred remains with water and left.

 

"I want to apologize for participating in helping to brainwash North

America's young people into doing something that I now know to be contrary

to the purpose of life."

- Geoffrey Giuliano, who played Ronald McDonald for two years for

Mcdonalds of Canada.

[Guest Mole]

Wow, I haven't seen a list in like 3 pages just about.

 

1. Downhome

2. Dames

3. Anglesault

4. Brian

5. Choken One

6. AM

7. Lethargic

8. Use your Illusion

 

 

That is all I can think of for now. I got one vote! Thanks AM.

 

Mole

[Guest Jubuki]

The people here who don't suck are:

 

1. Brent started a pretty goddamned good thread over at WrestlingClassics, one I was happy to contribute some Destroyer love to before it turned into jazz hands and Flair Fanboy Silliness. That in and of itself is more than just about any of you stupid fucks have ever done, considering that you get away with murder here around the dipshit spineless admins, meaning you can indulge every stupid thought that comes to your heads (is "every stupid thought" redundant?), while WC is run by the Posting/Tape Shilling Gestapo of the IWC, Mark "Nutty" Nulty, and finding a way to cram a good thread into the 6th Circle of Hell takes some doing.

 

2. RickyChosyu doesn't suck because he listens to sense no matter where it comes from. A lesson many of you could learn from. He still manages to work in a couple of goofy-ass spelling mistakes in every post, no matter how serious he wants to seem, and that's been entertaining at times as well. But showing you have a brain helps when you don't always put together a clean sentence.

 

3. wolverine is a weird, reclusive, squirrely motherfucker if you ask me, but at least he knows his shit, too, and he isn't dumb enough to put being liked by people he's never met and never will meet ahead of being honest and up front about stuff. Basically, he acts like an adult in a crowd full of babies.

 

4. I've built up a level of tolerance for PlatypusFool, who's mostly in the same boat as Ricky, even if it's taken him longer. Willingness to learn = good. Don't let anyone else tell you differently, kids - peer pressure sucks, and so does being an ignorant POS.

 

5. Black Tiger doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about 85% of the time, and I'd never take his advice for good wrestling, but he spurs conversation from time to time and admits he has things he wants to learn about. He also knows where to come to find out what he's looking for, rather than being the kind of idiot who asks off-topic nonsense somewhere where it doesn't belong. I have no beef with him except when I read some opinion of his that just sounds nutty.

 

6. Dames is OK by me by virtue of the fact that he owns up to giving women rimjobs. It doesn't necessarily take a man to *do* it, but it takes one to take pride in it. I'm not one to drive the dirt road in any vehicle, but more power to ya if ya do.

 

7. There is no 7. I hope the rest of you get pyrrhea, which would be a fatal disease for you yapping, mouthy bunch of gutless wonders.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I got one vote! Thanks Mole.

[Guest Banky]

The people here who don't suck are:

 

1. Brent started a pretty goddamned good thread over at WrestlingClassics, one I was happy to contribute some Destroyer love to before it turned into jazz hands and Flair Fanboy Silliness. That in and of itself is more than just about any of you stupid fucks have ever done, considering that you get away with murder here around the dipshit spineless admins, meaning you can indulge every stupid thought that comes to your heads (is "every stupid thought" redundant?), while WC is run by the Posting/Tape Shilling Gestapo of the IWC, Mark "Nutty" Nulty, and finding a way to cram a good thread into the 6th Circle of Hell takes some doing.

 

2. RickyChosyu doesn't suck because he listens to sense no matter where it comes from. A lesson many of you could learn from. He still manages to work in a couple of goofy-ass spelling mistakes in every post, no matter how serious he wants to seem, and that's been entertaining at times as well. But showing you have a brain helps when you don't always put together a clean sentence.

 

3. wolverine is a weird, reclusive, squirrely motherfucker if you ask me, but at least he knows his shit, too, and he isn't dumb enough to put being liked by people he's never met and never will meet ahead of being honest and up front about stuff. Basically, he acts like an adult in a crowd full of babies.

 

4. I've built up a level of tolerance for PlatypusFool, who's mostly in the same boat as Ricky, even if it's taken him longer. Willingness to learn = good. Don't let anyone else tell you differently, kids - peer pressure sucks, and so does being an ignorant POS.

 

5. Black Tiger doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about 85% of the time, and I'd never take his advice for good wrestling, but he spurs conversation from time to time and admits he has things he wants to learn about. He also knows where to come to find out what he's looking for, rather than being the kind of idiot who asks off-topic nonsense somewhere where it doesn't belong. I have no beef with him except when I read some opinion of his that just sounds nutty.

 

6. Dames is OK by me by virtue of the fact that he owns up to giving women rimjobs. It doesn't necessarily take a man to *do* it, but it takes one to take pride in it. I'm not one to drive the dirt road in any vehicle, but more power to ya if ya do.

 

7. There is no 7. I hope the rest of you get pyrrhea, which would be a fatal disease for you yapping, mouthy bunch of gutless wonders.

Why don't you just find a new board if we are all such insolent fools. Its not like anyone wants you here. Its not like you get ANY respect from anyone here. You don't even bother defending yourself when people ridicule you - so why stay? And don't say 'I don't pay attention to you children' and all that garbage, because the fact many people are chiming in on the matter gives it some validity.

 

You're such a fucking cunt that you even insult the people who you claim to like the most on the board. You are the ignorant one, you are the immature one, and you, mon frere, is the lowest form of poster in this place. You're like a child. There's one area of knowledge that you 'claim' to be of infinie wisdom - but everywhere else you are nothing but a worthless whipping boy. We have made you our bitch in this thread, and none of your Purophiliac knowledge can do anything about it. So defend yourself. Be a man - don't walk away when your 'infinite Puro wisdom' can't lead you through life. Have respect for yourself, defend your Jubuki image.

[Guest The Superstar]

*Adds Banky to his 'favorite posters' list*

[Guest Jubuki]

Every time you put fingers to keyboard, you keep proving me right, bub. Keep going, keep "impressing" the choads who clap for dick jokes and guffaw at farting noises. The only hole anyone's digging is the one you dig for yourself. Too bad for you you're never going to understand that.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

The people here who don't suck are:

 

1. Brent started a pretty goddamned good thread over at WrestlingClassics, one I was happy to contribute some Destroyer love to before it turned into jazz hands and Flair Fanboy Silliness. That in and of itself is more than just about any of you stupid fucks have ever done, considering that you get away with murder here around the dipshit spineless admins, meaning you can indulge every stupid thought that comes to your heads (is "every stupid thought" redundant?), while WC is run by the Posting/Tape Shilling Gestapo of the IWC, Mark "Nutty" Nulty, and finding a way to cram a good thread into the 6th Circle of Hell takes some doing.

 

2. RickyChosyu doesn't suck because he listens to sense no matter where it comes from. A lesson many of you could learn from. He still manages to work in a couple of goofy-ass spelling mistakes in every post, no matter how serious he wants to seem, and that's been entertaining at times as well. But showing you have a brain helps when you don't always put together a clean sentence.

 

3. wolverine is a weird, reclusive, squirrely motherfucker if you ask me, but at least he knows his shit, too, and he isn't dumb enough to put being liked by people he's never met and never will meet ahead of being honest and up front about stuff. Basically, he acts like an adult in a crowd full of babies.

 

4. I've built up a level of tolerance for PlatypusFool, who's mostly in the same boat as Ricky, even if it's taken him longer. Willingness to learn = good. Don't let anyone else tell you differently, kids - peer pressure sucks, and so does being an ignorant POS.

 

5. Black Tiger doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about 85% of the time, and I'd never take his advice for good wrestling, but he spurs conversation from time to time and admits he has things he wants to learn about. He also knows where to come to find out what he's looking for, rather than being the kind of idiot who asks off-topic nonsense somewhere where it doesn't belong. I have no beef with him except when I read some opinion of his that just sounds nutty.

 

6. Dames is OK by me by virtue of the fact that he owns up to giving women rimjobs. It doesn't necessarily take a man to *do* it, but it takes one to take pride in it. I'm not one to drive the dirt road in any vehicle, but more power to ya if ya do.

 

7. There is no 7. I hope the rest of you get pyrrhea, which would be a fatal disease for you yapping, mouthy bunch of gutless wonders.

'Ello, little boy. Would you like a sweet?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Every time you put fingers to keyboard, you keep proving me right, bub. Keep going, keep "impressing" the choads who clap for dick jokes and guffaw at farting noises. The only hole anyone's digging is the one you dig for yourself. Too bad for you you're never going to understand that.

If he's never going to understand it, then why the fuck are you saying it? Maybe Banky's only impressing those who clap for dick and fart jokes, but you're not impressing anybody, cock knocker. You crave acceptance. If you respond and say it's not true, you're proving me right. And if you don't respond, you're crying like a little bitch.

[Guest Banky]

Every time you put fingers to keyboard, you keep proving me right, bub. Keep going, keep "impressing" the choads who clap for dick jokes and guffaw at farting noises. The only hole anyone's digging is the one you dig for yourself. Too bad for you you're never going to understand that.

Read my previous post directed to you, it still applies.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey... pyorrhea's not a bad disease at all. It doesn't drive away the ladies like halitosis, it doesn't itch like herpes, it doesn't change the lovely pink fleshy color of your throat like throat/mouth cancer, and it can loosen your teeth so you get mad skrilla from the tooth fairy.

 

For more information on pyorrhea, check your local library. Or your ex.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Personally, I would have opted for Ewing's Tumour. Or chlamydia, cos the test for that is hilariously painful. On second thoughts, African Bum Disease trumps them all.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Leporacy.

[Guest EricMM]

Dude, Jubuki, you're like a TOTAL cunt.

 

I've never seen a "favorite posters" list where one managed to seriously diss everyone on that list. I'd be ashamed to be on your list, because it's becoming embarrasing to be associated with you. I cannot recall ANYONE being as consistantly rude and bitchy as you are, and to what end? You're just a total dick, and no one likes you. You're not even funny like FK Teale, you're just rude and annoying. Why would you want to be so rude?

[Guest godthedog]

points to jubuki for fitting "bub" into his post.

 

more points to banky and eric for fitting "cunt" into their posts.

[Guest PlatypusFool]

You know, if people stopped calling Jubuki names, he never would be rude to you. If it pisses you off so much that someone is rude to you, why invite it on yourselves?

 

If you actually listened to Jub in the first place, when he informed you of the correct procedure for finding base level information on the internet, then this whole thing would have never started. I think Jub is a good bloke, he makes me laugh with his hatred and he REALLY knows his stuff. He's the only person around here who's actually taught me bits about what wrestling is about.

 

I used to think he was a rude cunt too, but then I started listening to him. Funny how it all made sense after that.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Jubuki digs his own hole. His rudeness doesn't bother me at all. The problem is whenever someone calls him on his mouth, he spouts nothing but ineffectual bullshit. And some would consider his extensive wrestling knowledge something to be mocked, due to the impression of his having no life outside that.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

If he refuses to state his points in any other way than being a cock, why should I listen to him? I don't give a shit if he's right or not, I'm not going to engage with him because he obviously doesn't want to. I don't know why the hell he's even here.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Yea, if you're going to go the ultra-misanthrope route you really should be funny in doing so. As in really funny, not sounding generally aggrieved that not everyone cares about the obscure minutiae of pro-wrestling. He also needs to be more personal, most of his insults could apply to anyone. Jubuki's problem is that when he gets into these big bitchy arguments with people he should be making them cry without sounding like an anal retentive. As all of his bile is centred solely around wrestling, he lacks range. The boy's got talent, he just needs focus. For example, point 7 of his list. Wishing general disease on people is humorous, make no mistake. The problem is you feel that too much of his stuff is genuine.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Why was my question left unanswered, Jubuki?

 

Is it asking too much?

 

I seek knowledge, that only you have, so I can have a better understanding of where you come from.

 

Your silence will only cause assumptions and guesses that may lead down untrue paths. Show us the way.

[Guest Banky]

You know, if people stopped calling Jubuki names, he never would be rude to you. If it pisses you off so much that someone is rude to you, why invite it on yourselves?

 

If you actually listened to Jub in the first place, when he informed you of the correct procedure for finding base level information on the internet, then this whole thing would have never started. I think Jub is a good bloke, he makes me laugh with his hatred and he REALLY knows his stuff. He's the only person around here who's actually taught me bits about what wrestling is about.

 

I used to think he was a rude cunt too, but then I started listening to him. Funny how it all made sense after that.

Fuck off, he's a total ass. He's rude to anyone who steps onto his Puro territory. He belittles those who ask simple questions. And you defend the guy? Look at what he said about you on his 'favorite' posters list.

 

And I don't even consider him that knowledgable about pro wrestling. He is confident in his opinion, but it isn't as though his idea of wrestling is the right definition. Wrestling is subjective. Certain elements mean more to some than to others.

 

My problem with the guy doesn't lie in the fact he has no life, which I'm sure he doesn't. Its the fact that he is a total elitist snob, who acts like a spoiled only child, who automatically puts himself above anyone, everything, and anything.

 

And I'll gladly allow him to convince me that Puro should dominate my life. Or even become a substitute for the WWE. Why should I enjoy it better than a Kurt Angle match? Because Angle has trouble selling? I could give a FUCK about shit like that - and I am sure many agree on that fact. With this in mind, how can Jubuki's supreme Puro knowledge be consider gospel? It can't. In my opinion, he doesn't know any more about wrestling than me. He will think he does, but I KNOW what I like.

 

And to the rest of the guys in the Puro folder, get a fucking spine you worthless fucking sheep. Jubs is your Shepard, and the rest of you are his braindead cattle.

[Guest Jubuki]

You know what you like, yeah. And you like shit. Though that's obvious just from your attitude regarding virtually everything else round here. And please, continue on with the "he has no life" rubbish - I laugh my ass off every time I see that, especially after a Friday/Saturday like the one I just had. Like I told you before, like I'll tell you again, you're never going to know how dumb you make yourself look each time you keep on and on and on and on with the same tired act. I don't have to do any of the work; I just like rubbing it in.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(reads all the negativity in a "top 10 favorite posters" thread)

 

....

 

So, who wants some pancakes? My treat!

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I try to stay out of stuff like this, but I suggest people read Jubuki's posts on Puro and realise he knows what he is talking about (in that subject at least) no matter how much of a "dick" he may be.

 

I think some people here take him too seriously. He can't be that serious, he uses the word "bub" frequently.

 

Don't get so worked up fellas.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

^ That's what I'm talking about. What the hell is that supposed to accomplish? You're not rubbing anything in, pal. You're flapping your lips, but nothing's coming out. And the offhanded bragging about what you did this weekend is petty and childish.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(eats pancakes by himself... desperately resisting the urge to turn the X-Box back on...)

[Guest Kingpk]

*Drives to Vermont, then to Kotz's house and floods him out with maple syrup*

[Guest Flyboy]

So, who wants some pancakes? My treat!

ME!

 

I fucking LOVE pancakes.

[Guest HungryJack]

Chris Coey is hilarious. End of story. I love people who get their panties in a wad over getting told off by him , or for that matter anyone on the

internet.

 

 

Honestly, if you find yourself becoming angry over message board meta-crap , turn off the computer and go outside.

[Guest PlatypusFool]

Absolutely, the best thing all this has accomplished is giving me some minor entertainment over a dull afternoon. Seriously though, Banky especially, you need to get a life if you are getting this pissed off by someone typing at you, and someone you could just completely ignore. If you knew Jub in real life, if you worked with him or something, and couldn't get away, then you can get this annoyed with him, but on a message board? Just ignore his posts if you don't like him!