The One And Only WWE Royal Rumble 2003 Thread

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Or didn't see, in the case of the non-ordering fans

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Jericho can still say he was in there for the longest out of anybody...and it took A FUCKING LOSER LIKE HBK to get him thrown out...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I'm OK w/ Lesnar winning.

 

I'm *not* OK w/ Kane and Batista in the Final 4, and *Test* eliminating Jericho.

[Guest Army Eye]

DId Taker come back as plain old American Badass?

Yes, motorcycle and all.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

What version of the Undertaker did we see????

the american bad-ass

[Guest Angle-plex]

Biker Taker.

 

Even though I predicted it, I still can't believe Test eliminated Jericho. BAW GAWD~!

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

I hate that Jericho wasn't in the final 4, yet Undertaker, Kane, and Batista were. It's obvious WWE prefers the big men unfortunately.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Jericho lasts practically the whole match to be eliminated by TEST!?!?!?!?! What the fuck is that! At least have someone semi-decent eliminate him, not a useless fuck like Test.

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Maybe it's just me but I liked Brock winning. He was my second favourite anyway after Jericho.

It was the most anti-climatic thing ever, how could anyone possibly like it?

 

He was in their for a mere ten or so minutes, drawing a very late number.

 

And he didn't even DO anything at the end, he just pushed Taker out as Taker had his fucking back turned.

 

Ugh.

He F5'ed Matt out the ring. That was good.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Why Test? Why not RVD? Why not Brock?

 

Why was Micheals out there in the first place. To pull the tired you eliminated me so I'll help eliminate you schict. That's been done to death.

[Guest Downhome]

It started out, one of the best ever...

 

...the first hoss comes in, kills the crowd, the hot match, and my excitement...

 

...John Cena comes out to no heat, making me like this Rumble even less, killing the crowd more...

 

...ring fills up with hossi...

 

...HBK comes out, Test of all fucking people throughs Jericho out like it's nothing...

 

...final four are ALL hossi...

 

...Brock comes in late, and does just about nothing but push Taker when his back is turned.

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

haha... WWE shitted all over smark hopes everywhere. Make it seem like they'd actually put Jericho over in the Rumble and at one point during the thing, fill the ring with good workers, only to have it end with Hoss (plural).

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Your Newest Matt Fact: Matt hates falling 8 feet to hit a thin mat

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

'hossi' ??

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Downhome, you and I need to form an Anti-Hoss Coalition or something.

 

 

AngleSault could be our mascot.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Who eliminated Test? An equally powerful HOSS?

[Guest Creepy Crawl]

Im glad I saved my money and got drunk and watched football .

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Well, at least we have Dames' recap to look forward to.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I would SO join the Anti-Hoss Coalition

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I figure Micheals allowing Jericho to eliminate him counts has putting him over.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Am I right in guessing that the final four were hosses?

What happened to Jericho?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

John Cena comes out to no heat, making me like this Rumble even less, killing the crowd more...

I wouldn't have minded Cena rapping, if there was only one person in the ring at the time (like Honky Tonk 'singing' two years ago when there was only Kane left), but there were around 8 people still alive, most of them doing something, and the focus was on someone else. Bad bit of booking on their part.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yes, but some hosses are good. I'm speaking about their promo skills, though, and not their in-ring work.

[Guest Trivia247]

we should be lucky we are all Still Alive...

 

Because....

 

Brock Lesnar Made Physical CONTACT with Batistia!

 

shouldn't that Overhead Belly to belly he did to him Cause a Temporal Universal Apocalyptic Paradox!

 

Or so the WWE Creative Committee would have thought by making sure the two men is kept on different Brands.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I figure Micheals allowing Jericho to eliminate him counts has putting him over.

HBK used to be one of my favorite wrestlers of all time....now he just go suck gnome cock...

[Guest Creepy Crawl]

I would SO join the Anti-Hoss Coalition

I would sign up myself .

[Guest Angle-plex]

Am I right in guessing that the final four were hosses?

What happened to Jericho?

Kane,Taker,Batista,Brock.

 

As I predicted, Jericho was eliminated by TEST~!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Quick Question: Has anyone ever won while getting the Diesel Push? Kane got it in 2001 and seemed like he might actually win when he didn't.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Wow. Not only did Jericho NOT win the rumble...but he'll now move on to job to HBK.

 

Superfantastic.

 

Hosses rule...I guess that was the point.

 

And hey...did RVD happen to find a direction tonight? You know...other than "Guy who gets beat up so that KAne can save him"?

[Guest Angle-plex]

Yes, but some hosses are good. I'm speaking about their promo skills, though, and not their in-ring work.

No. There are no good hosses. I'm 100% anti-hoss.