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From CNN.com

 

It was just reported that, rap stars jay z and 50 cent have been found killed in the lobby of a hotel in Los Angeles. Police say they more than 2 people were involved on this and the other suspects got away. Jay z was fatally wounded from a knife slash to his neck and rap star 50 cent was killed of a 3 shots of a semi automatic rifle to his head. More will be posted on this issue when stated. [/b]

 

Unless they were hacked, this is from CNN.com.

 

Here's the link:

http://66.111.43.11/reports/2003/WORLD/019...94/6050300.html

 

I can't say I was a fan (or that I didn't hate their music), but this is still tragic.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

Raptor, you ever been to the Everglades? I have some great property there if you're interested.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

Gotta be fake -- my other news sources have no mention of this.

 

One give away to the falseness of this story is that the PO-lice have suspects to a rapper killer...

Posted

That is some SHITTY WRITING.

 

Also, I am scrolling through the archives for 2002, and there is some funny shit here.

Posted

That's what I thought... which is why I said they might have been hacked. I wou'dn't have said that if I wasn't apprehensive. I saw the weak style and thought that it might have been rushed out.

 

and geez... some of you guys were pretty shitty about this.

Posted

Just scrolling through the archives:

Investigators today concluded that Greg Cushing who is known by his hacker name SBD, has been responsable for at least 54% of all known computer viruses in the country. Investigators would not reveal how they came about the discovery but it is rumered to trace back to a hotmail e-mail account that was described as the daddy of the viri. Police believe Greg Cushing to be in hiding and are asking members of the public to track him down. He is not thought to be armed with a 454 Pistol and a stinky ass.

 

Journalism at its finest.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Don't be dissin' the stinky ass. It's won Rikishi many a match.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Damn- that writing is almost as bad as the kind of crap I churn out in journalism school

Guest ant_7000
Posted

I thought he was serious when I read the thread. But I figured 50 and Jigga don't hang out together.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Yeah, someone (who will go nameless) linked me to a "CNN" report of Marylin Mason being found dead last night

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Whew! I was really worried for a moment.

 

However, I'm going to use this news generator to freak some people the FUCK out.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

You can say it was me YNA. Friend sent me that link as well. I check it like 10 minutes later and it wasn't working, so I figured it was a hoax.

 

In the "article," it said that Manson committed suicide by slicing his wrists. I could believe that, since he's all consumed by death and shit. Either that or he bet the farm on the Raiders.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

a 454 pistol? He uses a 70 Chevelle as a gun?

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

dude...Chevelle's kick ass...so you never know WHAT they can be used for...

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