Someone told me I look like David Schwimmer.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Inca was David Schwimmer? Awww... and I thought we had ourselves a celebrity!

I've always considered Inc to be the appropriate abbreviation of Incandenza. I say this now because people can still call me Inc if they want.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

But... Inca... that's like, whoa, like aztecs like Mexican food or something.

[Guest Kinetic]

Pardon me if this has already been addressed, but what's the deal with the name change?

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I don't have a good answer for that.

 

EDIT: Though I may go back to Incandenza, because I'm tired of looking at the sigs, and the board won't let me shut them off.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Eyeball Kid invokes visions of Oculus Orbus of Madballs fame.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

And that goes over my head. I pulled it from a Tom Waits song.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Madballs was a line of toys and later a (quite risque considering it was for kids) cartoon featuring monstrous spherical creatures, with such lovely names as Slobulus, Screamie Meemie, Hornhead and Bash Brain. Oculus Orbus was just an eyeball.

 

l to r Oculus Orbus, Slobulus, Hornhead

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Funny how adding the A on the end of Inc changes it from Incorporated to a dead native empire..

 

We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Madballs was a line of toys and later a (quite risque considering it was for kids) cartoon featuring monstrous spherical creatures, with such lovely names as Slobulus, Screamie Meemie, Hornhead and Bash Brain. Oculus Orbus was just an eyeball.

 

l to r Oculus Orbus, Slobulus, Hornhead

Oh, I remember those.

 

We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

 

Oh, you're gonna regret that.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Back to what celebrities you look like.

 

I've been told I look like Christopher Reeve......before his accident.

[Guest Incandenza]

 

 

I don't know. It's the only picture I have to work with.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What?? Wow that was a late reaction.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

 

 

I don't know. It's the only picture I have to work with.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG~! Inca Inc., you're on Friendster too? Dude! You gotta add me or something. Seriously, I only have like 5 people, and when two of them are my girlfriend (who made me sign up) and her roommate, and people I just bit off an old school-mate's list...it makes me feel like a bit of a loser.

 

What's the point of the service anyway? Just to make guys like me whose girlfriends made them sign up feel bad?

[Guest Incandenza]

PM me your email.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

serious turn = grew a moustache

 

I just wanted to point that out.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The Schwimmer thing was an isolated incident; NO ONE has ever told me I look like him prior to yesterday.

It happened again.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I'd go with the deflated Vin Diesel before the Schwimmer comparison. Do you have a better picture yet?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd go with the deflated Vin Diesel before the Schwimmer comparison. Do you have a better picture yet?

None that aren't blurred for artistic effect.

 

Regardless, I do not look like David Schwimmer. My girlfriend told me earlier today she'd never have sex with anyone who looked like Schwimmer, so there.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

Oh, you're gonna regret that.

 

Ha.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd go with the deflated Vin Diesel before the Schwimmer comparison. Do you have a better picture yet?

None that aren't blurred for artistic effect.

 

Regardless, I do not look like David Schwimmer. My girlfriend told me earlier today she'd never have sex with anyone who looked like Schwimmer, so there.

hahaha, I remember that girlfriend. What a whore.

 

In other news, I was not aware this thread was bumped a little over a week ago.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Someone's bitter.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

No, it's fine, really.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Was this either shitpurse or cokehead blowjob?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Shitpurse was years ago; cokehead blowjob was never seen after the night of the blowjob.

 

This was just some girl, that's all.