Guest Kinetic Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 I dated a fucking Filipino for a year. I've met hundreds of Asian girls. I'm considered quite the catch in the far east.
Guest MrRant Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Well then you fucked up not joining the Air Force... I heard Korea was an easy post to get.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 IDRM: "is the only one who wouldn't care if this turned into a gangbang"
Guest Kinetic Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Bah! I'm through pursuing exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively. I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me.
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Would make for interesting reads, IDRM
Guest MrRant Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Bah! I'm through pursuing girls exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively. I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me. 1.Looks 2. personality 3.smoking 4.stalking at subway 5. Metal Ed
Guest Flyboy Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Bah! I'm through pursuing girls exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively. I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me. 1.Looks 2. personality 3.smoking 4.stalking at subway 5. Metal Ed 6. Not being black.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 I fail to see what Metal Ed has to do with anything. They should adore me for creating a beloved character. I do smoke, I grant you. But I'm gorgeous and charismatic and funny, which counteracts that. I just can't figure it out. What the fuck is wrong with these stupid white ho's?
Guest MrRant Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 What about the Subway thing? And the fact about your superior attitude about music and how that makes them feel when all they listen to is spunky pop rock.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Fuck them for not having better taste.
Guest MrRant Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Fuck them for not having better taste. And what about your bitterness?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Rando-A Wit As Sharp as Butter Kinetic-The Yoko to Inc's Lennon. Yuna-Fantasy Jizzmopper IDRM-Shits in Banky's Mouth Banky-Shitkisses Ratsmilk Kotz-Blows Truckers for Glowstick Money
Agent_Bond34 Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Wow I just read about Yuna cybering with some dude on UGS! Yuna is a freak! lol I read that earlier, that was both funny and stupid. Here's why you should never do things like that... Click here
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 AgentBond-The other Agent meat.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Kotz-Blows Truckers for Glowstick Money (cries) I liked "Techno is Music Too." Kinetic - "I was my idea." Eyeball Kid - "Vin's love child." RobJohnstone - "The Anti-Democrat." MrRant - "Cut that hair, hippie." Zack Malibu - "Handsome From Parts Unknown." The Dames - "Mayor... EN... FUEGO~!" IDrinkRatsMilk - "The Ride Of Your Life." Yuna Firerose - "I Am In Search Of Help." By the way, if you're "the normal one" and your 18 year old sister isn't, get her on here. Treble Charged - "Clef, Cleft, You're Just Jealous." Angle-Plex - "Only UFC Mark Named Agnes." CobainWasMurdered - "I Spelld This Correctly." The Amazing Rando - "More Amazing Than You Give Me Credit For." CanadianChick - "General of the Edge Army." Anglesault - "How Old Am I?" Banky Edwards - "NHB Moderator." Flyboy - "Pimpin' at the Tender Age of 14." And finally... Agent of Oblivion - "#1 Kotzenjunge Mark."
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 You little bastard. Now you must die.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Agent of Oblivion-"Having trouble typing with Kylie sitting on my face."
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Like I say, Agent of Oblivion and I would be great buds in real life, we really would. You can just feel the friendliness BURSTING from his words. Or he legitmately really really hates me. I personally love the guy.
Guest MrRant Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Agent of Oblivion - I'll kill all you fuckers for a ham sandwich and a pint. Kotz: Twirly Twirly Twirly... Look at me glow.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Kotz..in a week..I'll let my true feelings be known. Rant, amend that title to say a ham sammich and a joint. I don't drink.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 CC, thanks for the shout out. Kotz: "I'm going to be stalked by SP since I ignored him and he lives nearby . . . help please?"
Guest Flyboy Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Flyboy - "Pimpin' at the Tender Age of 14." I'm lovin' it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Flyboy-"Making the Olsen twins do a double take"
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 AoO - "When I Say Oblivion, I Mean Kotz"
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Hmmm.....I wanted a new one, but I can't change it........
Guest Sassquatch Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 What the fuck is wrong with these stupid white ho's? Bitches be trippin.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Flyboy is still14? Man, Flyboy has been 14 forever. AoO: "Fuck me Lord Satan"
Guest Sassquatch Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Flyboy will always be 14. He's like Peter Pan.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Oops, I knew I'd forget people, but I knew that those I forgot would gladly remind me. SpiderPoet - "Bump Weekends, I'm a Sunday Warrior." Sassquatch - "Stan Hansen likes BIG OL' TITTIES~! Too." RenegadeX28 - "I'm Gonna Have the Hardest Arteries In the World." (3-South line, for those who don't know) Agent of Oblivion - "I'll Kill All You Fuckers For a Ham Sandwich and a Joint." Sandman9000 - "Harmless?"
Guest Sandman9000 Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Sandman: "I'll just kill all you fuckers." Kots: Has Kylie spelled out with glowsticks in his room. AoO: Satan's middle finger
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