Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Hey everybody! I was at the drug store tonight, and as I was walking past the Valentine's section, something caught my eye. Yup... WCW Valentines. I was like "hmmmm.. what do we have here.." Complete with the following wrestler valentines: -Bret Hart -Sting -Goldberg Scott Steiner -Scott Hall -Kevin Nash -Hogan -DDP and a few others.. and of course, I bought them. Call me weird or obsessed or whatever you want, but it was a spur of the moment thing. I mean jeeezzz.. we all have to splurge once in a while right? -Lis'
Guest Kinetic Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I feel an intense desire to splurge every time I read one of your posts, actually.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 To clarify: by "splurge," I meant "ejaculate." It was intended as a friendly thing. I was thinking of her randomly placing those Valentine's Day cards across her bedroom floor and rolling around in them naked. A Goldberg card bearing the slogan "Who's Next?" would slide across her bare torso. In the dead quiet of the Newfoundland evening, you can almost hear me shouting "Let it be me! Oh, please, let it be me!"
Guest Flyboy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Kinetic, you're giving me GREAT birthday laughs.
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 If she likes Goldberg and HHH, then what makes you think she'd go for a scrawny guy like you? :burn:
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Kinetic, you're giving me GREAT birthday laughs. What a shock, you are carrying Kinetic's jock. And no, I didn't try to make it rhyme.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Oh great! Some dumbass is trying to flame me!
Guest crandamaniac Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Anybody getting a weird DJ Jeff vibe from Kinetic here? Whats next, "Kinetic Pick 'em and Kick 'em"?
Guest treble charged Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I think Kinetic's intense desire to splurge every time she posts is due to her sig.
Guest the pinjockey Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 If she likes Goldberg and HHH, then what makes you think she'd go for a scrawny guy like you? :burn: You can't say that your own comment was a burn.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Yuna's comment is a sorry excuse for a burn for a few reasons. First of all, I'm very aware of my status as a thin man. What's more, I'm proud of it. In a nation overrun by disgusting fat bastards, my twig-like appearance is a shining beacon of hope for millions. Unlike most people who have never so much as pretended to work out, I'm pretty happy with my body. And the ladies love a thin man, sho nuff.
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Oh great! Some dumbass is trying to flame me! Get over yourself. I can't believe one could be so dellusional as to take themselves so seriously on a message board. I've seen you shamelessly kiss his ass for the past 6 months on this place, thus I've formulated my opinion and stated it for the masses to see. Its not a flame, its an opinion. I'm not a dumbass, and either are you. But don't take the rest of your buddies' way out and be a sarcastic prick. Its only a message board. Convince yourself.
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 And the ladies love a thin man, sho nuff. Damn straight we do ;D
Guest Flyboy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Please, Banky. You sit on your high horse and formulate your opinion about me, and I could care less about your opinions or you for that matter. If you don't like me, fine. Keep it to yourself, dude. Don't go out of the way to make yourself look big/good because "OMG~! I FALMED THAT FIFTEEN KID!" If you had a problem with me or how I carry myself on this board, there are things called PMs and a NHB board. Don't spread shit like this in the General Chat.
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Please, Banky. You sit on your high horse and formulate your opinion about me, and I could care less about your opinions or you for that matter. If you don't like me, fine. Keep it to yourself, dude. Don't go out of the way to make yourself look big/good because "OMG~! I FALMED THAT FIFTEEN KID!" If you had a problem with me or how I carry myself on this board, there are things called PMs and a NHB board. Don't spread shit like this in the General Chat. I made one slight comment and retorted like a typical pompous ass. I will stop simply because this isn't the appropriate place. You just looked foolish by constantly kissing his ass. Thats all, you could consider me doing you a favor. Your welcome.
Guest B-X Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Every crackhead I've ever seen was excrutiatingly thin. Just saying..
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Kinetic, do you need to watch the Saturday Morning Superstars To The Rescue anti-drug special? It will help you get the monkey off your back.
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 WCW Valentines Here's a link to some WCW Valentines.
Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 yeah, mine are different then those, but somewhere along the same line.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I've actually had a few orders for these this week, including some lady who wanted to order some for NEXT YEAR as well. As if they aren't outdated enough.
Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I agree.. I was like "Where in the hell did these come from?".
Guest Zack Malibu Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Shockingly, the diehard fans will buy them from us "just to have". We've also got freakin' WCW Candy bars and Lollipops that sell, just because people want WCW mementos.
Guest treble charged Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I have an assload of WCW stickers that came in these packages with 2 pieces of gum. They also came with smaller stickers and a temporary tattoo.
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Now I know I'd love to recieve a real life valentine from one of the big boys,, but I guess we can all just let our fantasies run wild and just pretend these yummy guys are our very own : - ) The only "yummy guy" on that entire page is DDP.
Guest Sassquatch Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I'd just like to say that "splurge" is a great word. Kinetic will one day meet his conquest of Rudgy Diva or die trying and stuff.
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Now I know I'd love to recieve a real life valentine from one of the big boys,, but I guess we can all just let our fantasies run wild and just pretend these yummy guys are our very own : - ) The only "yummy guy" on that entire page is DDP. DDP is 'yummy'? Wow, I'd hate for you to see my sexy face, wowsers...you'd get wet.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I'd just like to say that "splurge" is a great word. Kinetic will one day meet his conquest of Rudgy Diva or die trying and stuff. I'm sure it's a typo, but "Rudgy Diva" doesn't entice in quite the same way. I'm not sure what "rudgy" means, if anything, but it sounds like a nasty skin condition. Kinetic will not ever associate with a female who suffers from a skin condition. Again. But, anyway, I unceremoniously ended the Rugby Diva joke last night and she PMed me to say thanks. I replied by suggesting that she might have been a little more cooperative, just for the sake of the joke. You know what she did then? SHE BLEW ME OFF. "Oh, ok, see you around"?? Fuck that shit. I'm a board celebrity, damnit.
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