You are cordially invited....

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Smarks, Marks, and Agnes...

 

 

You are hereby invited to the nuptuals of Mr. ZsasZ and superfluous Tritec.

 

Please note that since the wedding will be "Evil Dead" themed that the only rule...

 

...is there are no rules.

 

But first, let's have all our accquaintances come in and bitch before the ceremonies, because that's how a wedding has to be if the marriage is gonna last.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Poor Tritec...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well it looks like the first complainer has arrived.

 

 

There'll be a magic show in two hours. Just shut up and wait.

[Guest treble charged]

Did you knock her up, or something?

[Guest Flyboy]

With his super Batman semen, of course.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No, this was made out of love, respect, and Deadites.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Ohhh, Im the preacher~!

 

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No, Bruce Campbell is.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Man I'm so happy I got my own name listed in the introduction. I might as well give myself the "most popular poster" award right now.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Zack Malibu, will you be my best man?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Did you knock her up, or something?

Shhh! You be quiet about that!

 

Freakin' guy can't even spell my name... ::sobs::

 

EDIT: Irony.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

There, there, dear. I'll get you a new one

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I motion that during the ceremony, the justice of the peace's line of "You may kiss the the bride" be replaced by Zsasz saying "Gimme some sugar, baby."

[Guest Flyboy]

Replace "head" with "sugar" and we're good to go.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

CEO: I told Tritec the exact same thing when I pitched her the idea.

 

It wasn't till I showed her what we do with the tree that she was sold on the deal though.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Ah yes...the trees. Well, I'm in for the reception, but only if boomsticks are offered as mementos.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No, I think we're giving away Necronomicons, but only if you can say the words right.

 

 

Honey...show everyone the wedding gift I got you.

[Guest Banky]

Notice how Mr.Zsazasz is the only discussing this marriage. Considering how highly this guy thinks of himself, he'll probably be saying his nuptuals to himself.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Notice how this thread was fun before Banky showed up.

 

Notice how that happens a lot.

[Guest Banky]

Notice how this thread was fun before Banky showed up.

 

Notice how that happens a lot.

Hahahaha, its so true. I'm sooo cool. Unfortunately, both trends will continue to reign supreme.

 

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Don't hate me because I'm the best.Don't hate me because I'm the champion. Justn love me like all the rest do.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'll try to justn love you. I'll also try to copy your wonderful style of "spaces optional" grammar.

 

But in the meantime, I do not come to this board to have you follow me around. If you have something relevent, (and I'm going out on a limb and saying you don't) say it. If not, don't post in it.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack Malibu, will you be my best man?

I'm there man. Gotta share the joy with the Batman-man and my Superfluous groupie .

[Guest Banky]

I'll try to justn love you. I'll also try to copy your wonderful style of "spaces optional" grammar.

 

But in the meantime, I do not come to this board to have you follow me around. If you have something relevent, (and I'm going out on a limb and saying you don't) say it. If not, don't post in it.

Suddenly I have to follow your rules? I can fuck up my grammEr if I want. I can forget touse spaces if I want. And know what else son, I can post in every single one of your threads if I want. And nothing will change that. So don't try and get cheeky with me, sunshine. You can claim your intelligence places you above me all you want, but in our interaction with one another, I will always own you.

[Guest MrRant]

I found this thread to be boring from the title of the thread not to mention the first post.

 

A thumbs down my friend.... thumbs down.

[Guest Banky]

I found this thread to be boring from the title of the thread not to mention the first post.

 

A thumbs down my friend.... thumbs down.

And thank you for blessing us with your valued opinion.....

[Guest MrRant]

Your welcome. After all my opinon carries the weight of the free world upon it and it is a burden to wield this power.

[Guest Banky]

You welcome. After all my opinon carries the weight of the free world upon it and it is a burden to wield this power.

And thats why I personally love you.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Why was this thing even started in the first place? I mean, really.

[Guest treble charged]

Because TRITEC got pregnant.

[Guest Banky]

Because TRITEC got pregnant.

Cyber sperm is 99% fertile.