You are cordially invited....

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Because TRITEC got pregnant.

Cyber sperm is 99% fertile.

You have a report on this?

[Guest treble charged]

Banky's got a ton of cyber-kids running around out there.

[Guest SP-1]

::bangs on the glass up in the balcony::

 

CASSANDRA! CASSANDRA!

 

::Realizes it's the wrong wedding. Runs to the thread across the street, this thread, and busts down the doors::

 

TRITEC! TRITEC! You cannot wed this man. I love you. SCHWING~!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I think if I stay in this thread any longer I'm going to tie my own noose...I'm out.

[Guest Banky]

Banky's got a ton of cyber-kids running around out there.

Unforunately, I had TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell with Alina from a fling a few years ago. Boy, did that cyber baby turn out evil. He totally got it from his mother's side. I don't have a mean streak like that. He's like on his rag all the time...and he doesn't even get his period.

[Guest MrRant]

::bangs on the glass up in the balcony::

 

CASSANDRA! CASSANDRA!

 

::Realizes it's the wrong wedding. Runs to the thread across the street, this thread, and busts down the doors::

 

TRITEC! TRITEC! You cannot wed this man. I love you. SCHWING~!

I don't think the Lord approves of his disciples having a SCHWING~!

[Guest SP-1]

That's why it's good to know I'm forgiven.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn, this is reaching MarioLogan levels here. All we need now is THE PICTURE~ to seal the deal.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I have decided to abandon Zsasz for this man:

 

 

He, too, enjoys the fine quality work of the Clock King.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

How does that 9 year old kid and the word "man" fit together in the same sentence?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Happenstance.

[Guest razazteca]

So does Batman also work at the Home Depot with Bruce Campbell?

[Guest LooseCannon]

It's been at least two days since Zsasz has started a thread this ghey.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Well, the guy's gotta be like 60 years old now, so.. yes.

[Guest razazteca]

So is the DoD hosting the balchalor party?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Ummm... if you ever become so disgusted by your pregnant wife and because of her hormones she really wants some, you have my number, right?

 

What? I'm not sleazy or desperate. Honest! I'd probably just caress her or something. She's carrying another man's child for goodness sake! Mmmmm... but what a turn-on... erm... uhh, ack! delete delete delete!

 

::jumps through a window::

[Guest Angle-plex]

I have decided to abandon Zsasz for this man:

 

 

He, too, enjoys the fine quality work of the Clock King.

MarioLogan is going to get laid!

 

::pigs fly::

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm only coming to this wedding if I get five minutes alone with the flower girl.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I'd pay you money if you dressed up as the Joker and challenged Zsasz for the deflowerment of the flower girl.

 

Man, i rule at puns. In fact, i just rule.

 

UYI

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd probably just beat the shit out of Zsasz and the person performing the ceremonies, then grab you and the flower girl by the ankles and carry you to the back of a romantic smoky van.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I'm only coming to this wedding if I get five minutes alone with the flower girl.

 

Okay, Pete Townshend.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Better than R. Kelly.

 

Besides, my kidding around about caressing innocent, clean, tender, delicious, forbidden, dew-gilded, candy-like flesh shouldn't be taken seriously.

[Guest razazteca]

So who is the wedding singer? I'll go if its Jim Carrey doing cover songs of Cannible Corpse.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

can i be a bridesmaid?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Can I do the bridesmaid?

[Guest welshjerichomark]

hehe

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'll take that as a yes.

 

(excuses himself and the bridesmaid as they retire to a private area)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Don't forget to videotape it, then misplace the tape. That way, when the happy couple announces that they've had a video timeline of their relationship put together, your tape airs via mistake, and hilarity ensues.

 

This could be bigger than My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Please note that since the wedding will be "Evil Dead" themed that the only rule...

 

...is there are no rules.

::Brings entire Dungeon of Doom from OAOAST. Dungeon takes up all of the seats, so everyone has to sit on the floor::

 

 

::Puts on jumpsuit and sings Guns N' Roses "November Rain." Ends osng with strange martial arts moves::

 

[Guest JMA]

So, is Chris Benoit going to steal Tritec from The Taskmaster this time, too?