You are cordially invited....

[Guest T®ITEC]

Yes, I am a model.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Zsasz hit THAT? Damn.

[Guest MaxPower27]

OMG! Someone stole T®ITEC's bride's dress!!!!!!

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I hate to be the one to break to you, T®ITEC, but here's picture of Zsasz, taken just hours ago.

 

[Guest Kinetic]

Wait...which one is Zsasz?

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

The black guy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So... when is this thing so I can break it up?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If anyone is interested in how a *really* look (and judging from the response so far, you arn't.) I'm actually kind of Jim Carrey with black hair. Almost Crispin Glover, but not quite so bookish.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Once I kill the roll of the disposable camera I used to get a picture of my self with two of the guys from Interpol, you'll finally see me in all my skinheaded glory.

 

As for this wedding, I have to nothing to say. Good night!

[Guest Kinetic]

You plan on breaking the wedding up, Kotz? Because I could run alongside you, carrying a boom box playing Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson." You could bang on the glass..."TRITEC! TRITEC!!" Her dad can attack you with a giant cross!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That's the idea, Mr. Gregory. Prepare the Rock Box.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The wedding song is, "Take on Me" by A-Ha.

[Guest T®ITEC]

We didn't agree to that. I wanted "Der Kommissar" by After The Fire, because after all... The more you live, the faster you will die.

[Guest SP-1]

I already broke up the wedding, bitches.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

We didn't agree to that. I wanted "Der Kommissar" by After The Fire, because after all... The more you live, the faster you will die.

Oh shut up and make me a sandwich.

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Get your butler to do it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure, sure.

[Guest SP-1]

::romances TRITEC::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Get your butler to do it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure, sure.

Where would you like the honeymoon to be? I was thinking Hawaii.

 

 

Is that too cliche?

[Guest Kinetic]

You know, they really are a charming couple. And I hate them for it.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::romances TRITEC::

::Doesn't do it as well as ZsasZ::

 

 

Keep it up and your ass gets a pedigree.

[Guest SP-1]

Pedigree Schmedigree. Just wait to RTAM to see a Pedigree, bucko.

 

::romances TRITEC the BEST::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No dude, you wish you could take it to the hole like a psychotic.

 

Stick with Steph before you get hurt.

 

Oh and...

 

::Pedigrees SP through a cage and pins him for the love of Tritec::

[Guest MrRant]

Virgins.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(doesn't need to romance TRITEC, rather just grunts at her and gestures towards himself)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Gives Kotz The Walls of Jericho through a table.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*sends everybody around him through a table with a 37 minute promo

 

*stops 3 minutes in to blade

[Guest MrRant]

* Comes in and Rommels everyone*

 

* Can see what is being fought over and..... leaves*

 

The Desert Fox strikes AGAIN!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

* Comes in and Rommels everyone*

 

* Can see what is being fought over and..... leaves*

 

The Desert Fox strikes AGAIN!

Pattons his Kraut ass.

[Guest SP-1]

::Sells::

 

I've gotten myself into way too may Knight in Shining Armor matches recently.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*runs in wearing knight's armor...scratch that...plods to the ring in knight's armor