You are cordially invited....

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Simply pushes CED over and watches him squirm in his armor, unable to get up.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Damn you, Zsasz! *instantly gets out of the armor somehow, and reaches off screen to retrieve his boomstick

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Points to Aquaman

 

 

"He did it."

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*points his boomstick at Aquaman, who adamantly denies the allegation

*shrugs and casually shoots Aquaman in the chest seven times without reloading

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(sits with TRITEC in a private room wondering what all the fighting is about)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::Walks in the room, kicks Kotz's skinny raver ass and caresses my girl::

 

"Hail to the king, baby."

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Meh, I just saw this thread turn into a battle royal and jumped in like I always do.

 

*does the obligatory TAKA face bump to eliminate himself

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(laughs at Zsasz having a TRITEC clone)

 

(leaves with the real deal)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::Kotz wakes up bruised, bloodied, still nursing a broken jaw.::

 

K: "I guess it was all a dream."

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(wonders what the hell Zsasz is tripping on)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm high on life, Kotz.

 

That and great sex, right Tritec?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So you've named your right hand TRITEC? Hmm.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Oh, TAG

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

[Guest MrRant]

Awww.... an internet love feud.

[Guest SP-1]

::kicks Rant in the nuts::

[Guest MrRant]

*Preforms the one and only SS Press on SP. Then proceeds kick SP in the nuts until he sings Kumbiya*

[Guest SP-1]

::Refuses to sign Kumbaya. Rolls away and comes up with a vicious UPPERCUT to the Rantster::

[Guest MrRant]

*No sell's SP's Blessed Uppercut and then goes for the dreaded Luftwaffe Missile Drop kick*

[Guest SP-1]

::over-sells, and rolls through back to his feet before going for a SPEAR~!::

[Guest MrRant]

*Sells the spear like Jesus on the cross... staggers up and punchs SP to the corner for the superplex*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

I could set you two up.

 

 

Would she sleep with you? That I cannot promise.

[Guest SP-1]

I always forget about the spear part of that.

 

::shoves Rant off the top before he can hit the 'plex and then hits a SPIDAHSAULT~!::

[Guest MrRant]

Hmm, the "oh TAG" reminds me, if you could get me Lita, TRITEC is yours with zero complaint.

I could set you two up.

 

 

Would she sleep with you? That I cannot promise.

Eww.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

[Guest SP-1]

I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

Well *I* tried to romance you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

* Comes in and Rommels everyone*

 

* Can see what is being fought over and..... leaves*

 

The Desert Fox strikes AGAIN!

I don't get it.

 

And why must we always fight?

[Guest SP-1]

Personally, I think it's Rant's way of saying he loves you.

 

 

Romantically.

[Guest JMA]

Hehe, Nancy Sullivan-Benoit is hot.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I cannot believe that someone would choose that skank Lita over me in an internet love feud. Now, i could understand, say, Steph or something... but the man-beast?

 

You never expressed any interest, so I take what I can get.

 

Besides, I think Lita's hot, so booyah.