Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 He disses Cena, I diss him, this is war. All Wilson? He doesn't know wrestling, I know wrestling. I used to respect him. He never respected me. Now I hate him. Forget his workrate reports, Banky is in the house. See you next Thursday with Banky's Smackdown Bitchfest!! I told you it was war DEAN. Now its time for me to shine. DVDR is goin' down. I'm the mack dadday of this joint. And bring Rippa too, I'll hack that bitch up as well.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Back when I gave a shit about wrestling, I always enjoyed Rasmussen. The man made the most pitiful garbage seem entertaining.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Banky, if you can bring down DVDR, I will build a shrine with you, John Cena, and The Undertaker looking proud together.
Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Banky, if you can bring down DVDR, I will build a shrine with you, John Cena, and The Undertaker looking proud together. BBF > DVDR Cena > Undertaker Me > Dean I will rule the internet community. I will write a book.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Cena > Undertaker Hey...who's building the shrine? Me or you? That's what I thought.
Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Cena > Undertaker Hey...who's building the shrine? Me or you? That's what I thought. Ooooooooh, I don't need your fancy little shrine. Just give me your worship. I'm the man. nnuuuuuuuunnnnnng
Guest razazteca Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 You better watch out for a run-in by the Phils.
The Dames Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Once I saw the name of this thread...I died laughing. My first thought "I bet it's because Dean dissed Cena." I open it up..."He dissed Cena". HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Banky....I'm VERY much looking forward to your Bitchfest. Dames
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Dean is kinda funny sometimes, but doesn't do much for me for the most part. Banky's Bitchfest is going to rock it.
Guest notJames Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Meh. I gave up "stream-of-consciousness" wrestling rants when I stopped reading Hyatte 5 years ago. Regardless, have fun bitching, Banky. And dude, keep your unit on you.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Dean's one of the best writers on the net as far as I'm concerned, the dvdr issues are wonderful and he's one of the few guys left who covers a variety of wrestling these days
Rob E Dangerously Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 3-1 odds say that Dean never sees this thread or replies to it
Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 3-1 odds say that Dean never sees this thread or replies to it Oh my little heart is breaking. This thread is about my greatness. Bow down, kid.
Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Dean's one of the best writers on the net as far as I'm concerned, the dvdr issues are wonderful and he's one of the few guys left who covers a variety of wrestling these days Anything else? I don't think you've polished his knob enough.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Yeah, I don't see why it matters whether he's seen this thread or not. I doubt Vince watches NWA-TNA every week either. Banky will present an alternative, much like they do. (hops on the Banky Bandwagon before he can even write a first edition)
Guest Banky Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 Yeah, I don't see why it matters whether he's seen this thread or not. I doubt Vince watches NWA-TNA every week either. Banky will present an alternative, much like they do. (hops on the Banky Bandwagon before he can even write a first edition) Everyone might as well do it now, I'll be writing for TSM in 2 weeks anyway...and my first book will be published by July. Thanks for the support Kotz, I won't let YOU down.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 You can only be a viable alternative to Dean if you recognise the greatness that is AL WILSON. Besides that, go crazyfunkycool.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 But... Al's dead. Long live the BANKY BANDWAGON~!
Guest Banky Posted March 15, 2003 Report Posted March 15, 2003 You can only be a viable alternative to Dean if you recognise the greatness that is AL WILSON. Besides that, go crazyfunkycool. Fuck Al Wilson. The jokes over, DEAN drove it into the ground. I don't do that. I rule.
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 Actually, can't DEAN and Banky just...get along? I mean, being united as one unit would be sooooooooooooooo righteous about now. Whaddya say?
Guest Banky Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 Actually, can't DEAN and Banky just...get along? I mean, being united as one unit would be sooooooooooooooo righteous about now. Whaddya say? Only if he admits Cena rocks his world....
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 If it makes you feel better, I recall Dean complimenting Cena's in-ring work very nicely when he first arrived as a face. Something along the lines of how well Cena takes a beating. Which he does.
Guest Banky Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 If it makes you feel better, I recall Dean complimenting Cena's in-ring work very nicely when he first arrived as a face. Something along the lines of how well Cena takes a beating. Which he does. Unacceptable. He is an ass kicker, not an ass reciever.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 But thus far he has shown only pedestrian offense (although I dig the Proto-bomb). He's kind of like a more crisp Edge, wrestling-wise. Bumps like a fiend and has good timing. But seeing as this is a glorify Cena thread, I suggest we cast our minds back to the Halloween Smackdown and bow down to Cena's majestic spot-on impersonation of Vanilla Ice, which kick-started him into the path of being the phattest rapper around.
Guest Banky Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 But thus far he has shown only pedestrian offense (although I dig the Proto-bomb). He's kind of like a more crisp Edge, wrestling-wise. Bumps like a fiend and has good timing. But seeing as this is a glorify Cena thread, I suggest we cast our minds back to the Halloween Smackdown and bow down to Cena's majestic spot-on impersonation of Vanilla Ice, which kick-started him into the path of being the phattest rapper around. I was about to hate you, but then you turned the corner and propped Cena's Vanillia Ice skills. I don't care, the Bitchfest will happen this Thursday. Fuck the workrate.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 It seems oddly fitting that a Cena fan's statement involves the phrase "fuck the workrate."
Guest Banky Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 It seems oddly fitting that a Cena fan's statement involves the phrase "fuck the workrate." Why? Workrate means shit in the WWE. Cena is in the WWE. So I can say fuck the workrate in defense of Cena. Regardless, I was meaning fuck the workrate more in the workrate report sense than the actual meaning.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Banky, do you mourn the loss of Cena's sidekick B2? I know I do. He had a spiffy hat. Cena should have minions. Rapping minions.
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