Guest Retro Rob Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 I just get this image of IBOB in a Fake Stache walking around with an attachable Laptop...crawling in heat vents...
Guest El Satanico Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Well I'm just talking about a man to man fight no jumping in bullshit. I'm sure Flair would rather no one help him.
Guest Quik Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Quick question for Quik...is that Sid part in your sig suppose to be done singing? It sounds better that way Yeah dude. Just sing the last part like the "Everyone knows it's Butters!" jingle from South Park.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 If Bischoff whips Flair's ass I'm sure Arn & Triple H would beat the shit out of Bisch. They love Flair.
Guest EternallyLazy Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Punches were thrown and two altercations took place... More details have come in regarding the backstage fight between Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff earlier today at RAW. The whole thing started today when Eric Bischoff was on the phone in his office. Ric Flair apparently came in and started blasting Bischoff for incidents dating back to their days together in WCW. The two had heat dating back to WCW because many thought Bischoff never showed Flair the respect he deserved. The two men then got in a face-off and went as far as throwing punches before being pulled apart. The fight was not serious enough to cause any injuries. Later on, Bischoff went to Flair in the catering area and asked to talk with him about their altercation. This resulted in another heated discussion which had to be broken up by Arn Anderson. Anderson then got into a verbal war with Bischoff and Triple H eventually came and calmed the entire situation down. As of earlier today, Bischoff, Flair, and Anderson were all set to meet with Vince McMahon to talk about the incident. It is unknown why Ric Flair picked today to bring up issues from years ago. Credit: 1wrestling.com
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Bish plays a pussie on tv, but he can fight legit from what I hear. Good to see HHH actually do something positive. And you know Arn has one of the coolest heads out there. He must have been legit pissed to step in.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 This is why i watch wrestling. It's a soap opera
Zetterberg is God Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 A little more clarification from Meltzer: Some more details of what happened earlier today between Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff. We're not sure how the incident got started, but people could hear Flair, furious, yelling at Bischoff saying that he screwed with Arn Anderson, screwed him and screwed with everyone (in reference to their WCW days). A fight was started, and broken up quickly. Flair was said to be getting the better of it when it was broken up.
Guest AndrewTS Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Remember when Flair was Raw owner? Isn't Austin supposed to be Ric's slave or something?
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 The funniest image in this is just the idea of Triple H appearing out of nowhere and shouting "simmer down!" A bit like when he tried to stop Brock Lesnar from throwing Mr. Perfect out of that plane.
Guest Brian Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Probably Ross or Dreamer leaked it. Basically any of the ex-ECW guys are suspect.
Guest Coffey Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Probably Ross or Dreamer leaked it. Basically any of the ex-ECW guys are suspect. I'm thinking more along the lines of Lance Storm...
Guest Choken One Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 It went like this.... Bischoff on the phone..."Yada, Yada, Suck My Cock Jamal Yeah....Yada, Yada, MMM yes..." Flair waltzes By "WHOO! BY GOD ERIC! Fuck you for what you did to Arn and I and the greatest group to ever walk the earth, The Horsemen! Whoo!" Eric puts Jamal on hold..."Wait A Second, Old Man, I didn't do anything to Your "Legancy", Yer the one who pissed it away pal" Flair :" PAL!?" Throws punches...Bisch throws one out... Garea and Hebner and goons show up and push them away... Meanwhile a hour later...Flair is standing at a Pepsi Machine deliberation "Mt. Dew or Dr. Pepper...." Bischoff enters "Hey, Ric Look let's talk about what happened earlier..." Flair: "DR. PEPPER! What You again Bitchoff! By God!" Throws punches... Anderson rushes to stop it and screams "Wait a Gosh Dangled minute here...This here, this spot where I stand...My spot, Not a dog spot or a liver spot but THIS spot...Why are you picking on The Nature Boy, Eric?" Eric "WTF!" Flair Throws punches...again...AA gets in on in...HHH is wheeled into the room The room go quiet as Hunter slowy rises "SIMMMER DOWN!"....The fight breaks and they all walk over to HHH and praise him for being a good leader"... Amazing isn't it....
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 It probably went like this: Flair/Bisch fight. Arn and Agents break it up. HHH comes out after the fight and tells them to stop fighting. Gets praised for his mediation skills by Vince.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 lol @ Eric actually saying "WTF". I swear, if anyone ever says "wtf" to me, a I will punch them in the mouth.
Guest Flyboy Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 It probably went like this: Flair/Bisch fight. Arn and Agents break it up. HHH comes out after the fight and tells them to stop fighting. Gets praised for his mediation skills by Vince. I've missed HHHate.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 I just get this image of IBOB in a Fake Stache walking around with an attachable Laptop...crawling in heat vents... Yeah then he'd fall through the ceiling like John Bender in The Breakfast Club.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Woman walks into a bar, pound of bologna under one arm, and a poodle in the other... Eh, I haven't seen the movie in a while. ..Then we have Vince coming in complaining of a ruckus, and 1BOB's leaks dodging the questions with the usual.
Guest thetrendsetter Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Unless Flair knows how to use legit mat wrestling and gets him to the ground, I'd say that Bischoff would kick his ass. I mean Bischoff is a legit black belt so I'm sure he could handle a 56 year old. He's a Black Belt In Tae Kwon Do... Which Is about the same as having a Black Belt in Ballet... Tae Kwon Do is useless in a real fight, as all it is, is fancy kicks and palm strikes... Ric Flair was NWA Champion in a time where you still had to worry about people Shooting... He's fully capable of taking care of himself
Guest SP-1 Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 room go quiet as Hunter slowy rises "SIMMMER DOWN!"....The fight breaks and they all walk over to HHH and praise him for being a good leader"...
Guest Mattdotcom Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 My favorite part is, if you read it like I did, Ric comes off as a psychopath whose let this rage build up and just starts yelling at Eric while he's on the phone.
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Double A better calm down and be thankful that he has a job.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 i wouldve loved to see flair start dancing and cutting a promo on eric in a drunken stuper, if only some1 caught it on camera
Guest snuffbox Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Noone denies Flair is a crazy old bastard these days. Maybe he should run with the Terry Funk gimmick for awhile. And in a shoot Im picking Ric to scrub the floor with the Bisch. If Eric ever landed a kick it would be Tully Blanchard from behind to smash a mirror over Bischoff's head.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 It probably happens to bischoff often. *Eating Breakfast at Home* *Phone Rings* "YOU SONNOFABITCH! YOU NEVER GAVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE IN WCW!" Bisch: Who is this? "Chris" Bisch: Which one? "Oh fucking hell you can't even recognize my voice you ignorant jackass!" Bisch: Oh, hey Jericho Jericho: Hey. *click* *Phone rings again* Bisch: Hello? "I hate you, you fucking coward. You make me sick." Bisch: Who is this? "Chris" Bisch: Listen Jericho, you already got your weekly call in so - "No Eric, it's me, Chris Benoit." Bisch: Oh hey Chris how's it going? Benoit: Not bad, you? Bisch: Just havin a coffee and toast, readin the paper. Benoit: That's great, I hope you choke on the toast and get paper cuts all over your hands you selfish sonnofabitch. *click* *Phone rings* Bisch: Hello? "Hey Asshole, remember that time you told me I would never make something out of myself?" Bisch: Who is this? "Steve" Bisch: Which one? AAAAAAAnd scene.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Simmer Down-uh All the other wrestlers: Donna Summers?
Guest HartFan86 Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 You know what would be fucking hilarious? If like every week people from WCW took their anger out on the past on Bischoff, for real. Next week's news: "JERICHO MURDERS BISCHOFF BACKSTAGE AFTER ALTERCATION"
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