WWE's stance concerning the war on Iraq

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

It depends on what the precautions are.

 

A terrorist attack at WM could be big for business...

Considering everyone would be dead and/or severly burned...

 

Seriously, the WWE will not be postphoning Mania. If the terrorists were going to attack us, they would probably just go after a big city. Personally, I don't think any major attacks will occur, but that's just me.

Well it *is* in Seattle. Thats North Korea territory...

[Guest Sakura]

It depends on what the precautions are.

 

A terrorist attack at WM could be big for business...

Considering everyone would be dead and/or severly burned...

 

Undertaker is a dead man and Kane is severly burned and they're main event talent....

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

It depends on what the precautions are.

 

A terrorist attack at WM could be big for business...

Considering everyone would be dead and/or severly burned...

 

Undertaker is a dead man and Kane is severly burned and they're main event talent....

lol... im sorry, anything happens at WM, and both of us are going to hell, but ... ::laughs::... oh god...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

At least we don't have Sgt. Slaughter thanking Saddam Hussein for his new boots with Iron Sheik spikes on them this time around.

[Guest Sakura]

I could see Team Angle turning on the injured Kurt after he fails at Wrestlemania and becoming Team Saddam.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

People....50,000 dead bodies is 50,000 dead bodies. Whether it's at a wrestling event or a gay orgy...it doesn't matter to these terrorists.

 

All I know is if Wrestlemania is attacked....I don't even want to think about it.

Oh please. Give me a friggin' break. You take this shit seriously?

 

I guess I could join in.

 

(spoken in a breathless, mock-scared voice)

"Guys... We are now at orange alert level... This is serious... Please stay close to home.. Something could happen at any moment. We are all in danger. God Bless America."

(end mock voice)

[Guest Trivia247]

Interesting How the WWE got contacts Ohhh we put in a call to the federal Government to assest the situation as it arrises... Sounds like battleplans heh.

 

When the need arrises...People will be RUNNING and Screaming and Punching their own Heads to put out the Fires because they got themselves blown up.

 

What a political statement would it be to blow up a Smackdown or a Raw???

 

Actually I would be more fearful of the Lunatic Christian Fringe bombing a WWE event because of all the Sinnnin in the den of the Devil.

 

heh Sting could be a Suicide bomber.

[Guest nikowwf]

There's going to be baseball. That has similar crowds. I don't think saying WE WILL LOOK AT THE SITUATION AS THE NEED ARISES is egotistical. If for some reason everything is in the toilet on March 30th, they'll sure as hell need to reassess what they are doing. If not, they won't.

 

niko

[Guest bravesfan]

Interesting How the WWE got contacts Ohhh we put in a call to the federal Government to assest the situation as it arrises... Sounds like battleplans heh.

Every major sporting organization that will be participating anywhere in the next 4 weeks have done the same -

--NCAA with the "Big Dance" basketball tournamant..

--NBA with their active schedule.

--MLB with their spring-training schedule, with their season opener OVERSEAS.

 

Events and companies planning to establish crowds of over 40,000+ in this time period have done the right thing by consulting with Government officials to make sure it's okay to proceed for now.

[cawthon777 0]

I think it's wise of the WWE to be aware of the situation or what COULD happen; to do otherwise would be ignorant.

 

But let's be serious here. Do you guys really think Saddam, Osama, and / or Kim Jong-il is on the other side of the world right now planning to blow the WWE to pieces?

 

*ring ring*

 

Kim Jong-il: Hello?

 

Saddam: Kim! It's Saddam, man, how are you?

 

Kim Jong-il: Saddam! What's up, mofo? I hear you've got yourself in a little trouble over there.

 

Saddam: Ah, yes (Saddam talks like Triumph from Conan O'Brien). Listen, man, me and Osama came up with a little plan.

 

Kim Jong-il: Let's hear it.

 

Saddam: Okay, well you know WrestleMania is right around the corner, right?

 

Kim Jong-il: Yep, I've already placed an order with my local communist cable company.

 

Saddam: Well me and Osama think you should nuke Seattle on the 30th.

 

Kim Jong-il: What? Nuke Seattle? But Kim Jong-il wants to see Booker T beat Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title.

 

Saddam: ...Are you serious? Triple H is never going to job to Booker T. Booker T is nothing but a dancer and an entertainer. C'mon, man, help us out here. You would really be taking the heat off me and Osama.

 

Kim Jong-il: Well...I had been looking forward to Austin / Rock III...but you're right...it's too good. Screw the World Series, Super Bowl, Grammys, Emmys, and Blockbuster Awards ... we've got to destroy the WWE!

[Guest BorneAgain]

I think it's wise of the WWE to be aware of the situation or what COULD happen; to do otherwise would be ignorant.

 

But let's be serious here. Do you guys really think Saddam, Osama, and / or Kim Jong-il is on the other side of the world right now planning to blow the WWE to pieces?

 

*ring ring*

 

Kim Jong-il: Hello?

 

Saddam: Kim! It's Saddam, man, how are you?

 

Kim Jong-il: Saddam! What's up, mofo? I hear you've got yourself in a little trouble over there.

 

Saddam: Ah, yes (Saddam talks like Triumph from Conan O'Brien). Listen, man, me and Osama came up with a little plan.

 

Kim Jong-il: Let's hear it.

 

Saddam: Okay, well you know WrestleMania is right around the corner, right?

 

Kim Jong-il: Yep, I've already placed an order with my local communist cable company.

 

Saddam: Well me and Osama think you should nuke Seattle on the 30th.

 

Kim Jong-il: What? Nuke Seattle? But Kim Jong-il wants to see Booker T beat Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title.

 

Saddam: ...Are you serious? Triple H is never going to job to Booker T. Booker T is nothing but a dancer and an entertainer. C'mon, man, help us out here. You would really be taking the heat off me and Osama.

 

Kim Jong-il: Well...I had been looking forward to Austin / Rock III...but you're right...it's too good. Screw the World Series, Super Bowl, Grammys, Emmys, and Blockbuster Awards ... we've got to destroy the WWE!

Oh god, that's great

[Guest nikowwf]

Terrorists blew up a nightclub full of people dancing and drinking...its not important what the targets are doing at the time.

 

niko

[cawthon777 0]

Terrorists blew up a nightclub full of people dancing and drinking...its not important what the targets are doing at the time.

That was pretty convincing. Maybe I should warn my local Super Wal-Mart that they might be attacked too.

 

C'mon, people. We can sit here all day and debate over whether or not the WWE is a target. EVERYTHING is a potential target, sure. Doesn't mean it's a likely one.

[Guest Brian]

This is like the David Chapelle joke, only with wrestling fans.

 

Terrorist with hostages: Hello, Mr. President. I have five black <click>. Hello. Hello.

[Guest razazteca]

Terrorists blew up a nightclub full of people dancing and drinking...its not important what the targets are doing at the time.

 

niko

that only happens in Isreal not USA

 

the only thing to worry about in USA is dum ass has been rock bands burning down the night club.

 

I suspect that Vince will try to make 3MW or Funaki into terrorist

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

Kim Jong-il: What? Nuke Seattle? But Kim Jong-il wants to see Booker T beat Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title.

 

Saddam: ...Are you serious? Triple H is never going to job to Booker T.

Actually visualizing, in my head, the idea of Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-Il discussing American pro wrestling and using smarky terms to do so, is one of those most humorous pictures I've had in my head in quite a while.

 

Thank you very much for the LOL.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

3 predictions:

1) Vince uses the fact that "Wrestlemania will not be put off by terrorists" or their security measures as a publicity stunt.

2) The whole event is even more stupidly patriotic than ever (global company my arse)

3) 50,000 + people chanting USA, causing chave to be deeply pissed off.

 

oh, and i wouldn't put it past vince to market steiner as an american patriot cause he's got a flag on his kit

[Guest buffybeast]

*ring ring*

 

Kim Jong-il: Hello?

 

Saddam: Kim! It's Saddam, man, how are you?

 

Kim Jong-il: Saddam! What's up, mofo? I hear you've got yourself in a little trouble over there.

 

Saddam: Ah, yes (Saddam talks like Triumph from Conan O'Brien). Listen, man, me and Osama came up with a little plan.

 

Kim Jong-il: Let's hear it.

 

Saddam: Okay, well you know WrestleMania is right around the corner, right?

 

Kim Jong-il: Yep, I've already placed an order with my local communist cable company.

 

Saddam: Well me and Osama think you should nuke Seattle on the 30th.

 

Kim Jong-il: What? Nuke Seattle? But Kim Jong-il wants to see Booker T beat Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title.

 

Saddam: ...Are you serious? Triple H is never going to job to Booker T. Booker T is nothing but a dancer and an entertainer. C'mon, man, help us out here. You would really be taking the heat off me and Osama.

 

Kim Jong-il: Well...I had been looking forward to Austin / Rock III...but you're right...it's too good. Screw the World Series, Super Bowl, Grammys, Emmys, and Blockbuster Awards ... we've got to destroy the WWE!

 

I damn near pissed my pants while reading that. OMG, that was funny.

[Guest HartFan86]

People....50,000 dead bodies is 50,000 dead bodies. Whether it's at a wrestling event or a gay orgy...it doesn't matter to these terrorists.

 

All I know is if Wrestlemania is attacked....I don't even want to think about it.

Oh please. Give me a friggin' break. You take this shit seriously?

 

I guess I could join in.

 

(spoken in a breathless, mock-scared voice)

"Guys... We are now at orange alert level... This is serious... Please stay close to home.. Something could happen at any moment. We are all in danger. God Bless America."

(end mock voice)

Problem if I take it seriously? I'd like to fucking know because I don't see anything wrong with not having another 9/11 happen again, to be honest.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Saddam: Okay, well you know WrestleMania is right around the corner, right?

 

Kim Jong-il: Yep, I've already placed an order with my local communist cable company.

 

We probably shouldn't be laughing at such a serious event...but that's pretty damn funny! But seriously, it doesn't bare thinking about what'd happen. The whole thing doesn't bare thinking about. Most probably won't happen, here's hoping it won't

[Guest treble charged]

They should just tell people who are going to WrestleMania to bring duct tape with them and everything should be ok.

[Guest Addy]

So, this time when JR says that the roof has been blown off, he'll actually mean it?

 

[Guest Vitamin X]

Terrorists blew up a nightclub full of people dancing and drinking...its not important what the targets are doing at the time.

 

niko

that only happens in Isreal not USA

 

the only thing to worry about in USA is dum ass has been rock bands burning down the night club.

it's that kind of thinking that made people so shocked when 9/11 occured. That we're invulnerable. Pfft.

 

I agree with taking the right precautions and everything. Whoever laughed at us beign at an orange level alert should think again because tonight and for the next couple of weeks we'll probably be at a Code Red level, and I fully expect some sort of terrorist activity in the next couple of months.

 

on the lighter side of things..

QUOTE (cawthon777 @ Mar 19 2003, 08:00 AM)

Kim Jong-il: What? Nuke Seattle? But Kim Jong-il wants to see Booker T beat Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title.

 

Saddam: ...Are you serious? Triple H is never going to job to Booker T.

 

 

 

Actually visualizing, in my head, the idea of Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-Il discussing American pro wrestling and using smarky terms to do so, is one of those most humorous pictures I've had in my head in quite a while.

 

Thank you very much for the LOL.

 

heh and in the same way that Conan O'Brien does the celebrity skits with a little cutout on the TV screen and a person in the back doing an imitation of the celebrity, but mouth only.

[Guest buffybeast]

So, this time when JR says that the roof has been blown off, he'll actually mean it?

 

Dude, that was so wrong. But funny too.

[The Dames 0]

If Angle wasn't injured, I wouldn't put it past Vince to do a double turn and have Angle retain to go full-fledged patriot again.

 

Dames

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Do you guys really think Saddam (...) is on the other side of the world right now planning to blow the WWE to pieces?

This is the man that wanted to destroy Hulkamania, remember?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Whoever laughed at us beign at an orange level alert should think again because tonight and for the next couple of weeks we'll probably be at a Code Red level

UH OHES!

 

Then they'll have no choice but to sell...

 

 

@ WrestleMania!

 

 

(when it turns Lavender or Mauve, that's when we run)

[Guest Brian]

I don't like double turns and retains, unless it's the face going heel to keep it. I want to see Brock going heel after Cena, feud with Benoit, come back to Cena (Cena as a face), put him or Benoit over at some point, and take the title back to get to Angle next year. I was thinking they could play up a Rhyno/Benoit feud with Rhyno's Heyman alliance and tease Brock coming into that for a while. Maybe they can do a Dangerous Alliance take-off since Triple H got his NWA-lite group.

[cawthon777 0]

I don't like double turns and retains, unless it's the face going heel to keep it. I want to see Brock going heel after Cena, feud with Benoit, come back to Cena (Cena as a face), put him or Benoit over at some point, and take the title back to get to Angle next year. I was thinking they could play up a Rhyno/Benoit feud with Rhyno's Heyman alliance and tease Brock coming into that for a while. Maybe they can do a Dangerous Alliance take-off since Triple H got his NWA-lite group.

Well when does Saddam get the belt?

[cawthon777 0]

Then they'll have no choice but to sell...

 

 

@ WrestleMania!

LOL THAT IS GOLD!