It's time, It's time...

[Guest Powerplay]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

 

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

 

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

 

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

[Guest Powerplay]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

- Three very capable writers here, but I want Janus to win bigtime. GO JANUS!!!

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

- I don't care WHO Deja Vu really is, they don't stand a chance against one of the weirdest heel pairings ever.

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

- Neilsen suffered a hard loss to WC, but I think he has the power here. Mike may pull off a stunner, though, after being gone so long.

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

- I'm coming to terms with my death. We all have to die someday. Therfore... GO FUGUE! FUCK HIM UP, MAN!!!

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

- There is a lot on the line here for this one. I think Ejiro and I have what it takes to pull it off, but Frost is Frost. No prediction.

[janusd 0]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

-- Elimination rulingz this time...so...ME! Bwahahaha. Bring it, lightweights!

 

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

-- Taamo and ELM, naturrrrrrally.

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

-- ....oddly...I say..Craven.

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

--GOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

-- Hmm...Icelandic hoss versus JUSTICE~! and RULE~! ....no prediction.

[Guest chirs3]

This isn't really a prediction, but I just wanna say that "Justice and Rule" is the greatest tag team name ever.

[Secret Agent 0]

They just stole the concept from me, and my tag team naming of Wild and Dangerous!

[Guest Powerplay]

They just stole the concept from me, and my tag team naming of Wild and Dangerous!

Justice and Rule > Wild and Dangerous. That is all.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Chris, why didn't we call ourselves Raining and Macking?

 

PS: These clever tag teams remind me of the absolute BEST tag team catchphrase ever. That's right, folks:

 

YOU CAN'T STAND THE RAYN, AND YOU WON'T SURVIVE THE STORM!

 

/redboobs

[Guest Powerplay]

YOU CAN'T STAND THE RAYN, AND YOU WON'T SURVIVE THE STORM!

(Y)!

 

But...

 

/redboobs

 

WTF?

[Guest chirs3]

That was Storm! THAT WAS STORM! I didn't even know we HAD a catchphrase, I swear!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Judge, "red boobs" is the affectionate name for the Chris Connection, aka Y2Chris 2.0's tag team finisher. I forget the mechanics, but ended with some sort of face/chest-first slam.

 

Now, one of the Chrisses--and I'm pretty sure this was Storm's idea, and I'm absolutely certain that Raynor will insist it was even if it wasn't--was to draw a picture in Microsoft Paint depicting the move, since it was kind of confusing to envision in plain text. The picture featured a before and after section--after the strangely non-human looking Chrisses hit the move, the victim is all unconscious...and had what looked like blood pouring out of his upper chest.

 

It was a pretty poor drawing, and hence: red boobs. I forget who actually coined the term, but I have a feeling it was someone like Mr. G.

[Guest chirs3]

Yep.

 

I drew it, and Galatea said something to the effect of "Why does he have red boobs?"

 

Me: "That's blood."

 

And then I think Jay Dawg: "RED BOOBS!"

 

Unfortunately, that picture has long been lost to... uh... whatever site hosted it. Hell if I know.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

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Here's the first Chris Connection, done by Storm and Wilson. Copy and paste the link. I don't think this is exactly what we're looking for, though. I remember more boobness, and more redness.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

*notches two more members on his people to kill list*

 

 

 

And I pointed out the red boobs gosh darnit!

[Guest chirs3]

Even if you did, Jay Dawg, there's no way we're giving you credit for it.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I hope you know I've killed for less then that.

 

Back ON topic.

 

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

 

Wildchild beat Neilsen. But he lost to Craven. Siclen did a good thing. Janus beat up new guys. I go with Wildchild.

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

 

Sorry Deja Vu.

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

Neilsen best figure out how to adapt to Word Limits. But Ash might have to eat another urinal cake...

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

 

I'm going to make you scream...

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

 

I hope Frost kills you punk bitches! If he wants, he can have me interfere just so you punks can die! DIE!! DIIIIIIIEEEE!!! Dead.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

--Janus is big. Janus eats them both. Yay eating!

 

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

--...I think it's going to be hard for Deja Vu to even handle these two top guys in their own match, with their "we don't know how to wrestle" gimmick. The surprising team of El Flesh takes it.

 

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

--I think Neilsen might commit seppuku if he loses his first big hardcore match here, and I don't see him losing it. Craven seems motivated, but as long as Neilson remembers to write a promo that isn't part of his word count, he'll do this thing.

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

--With the success of Justice and Rule, Fugue is sort of looking like the odd man out in the Mag 7. Here's his chance to take care of that...but JD has wanted ICTV shots for eons. The Dawg takes it.

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

--Well, our tag champs SHOULD be able to beat Frost no problem storyline-wise...but I think the big man on his way to being numbah one face takes it here, possibly with a little help. I like the layers of this angle, and am glad that the Frost Saga and its many permutations is currently our main event story.

[Forewarned 0]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

WINNER: Wildchild. How could you not root for a long haired, barefoot animal of a wrestler...that said, he better hope there's no rematch...heh...

 

 

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

WINNER: Deja Vu. Solely because they are more likely to stay a tag team than SOTFELM.

 

 

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

WINNER: Just to be a f**kin' bastard, I will write a 4,995 word promo and then hit "School boy! ONE! TWO! THREE!" Oh...and I predict a lot of pain, bloodloss and...um...more pain.

 

 

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

WINNER: I don't know how to say Fugue so I'll predict him to win. Normally, if I can't pronounce someone's name, I predict them to lose, but c'mon...it's f**kin' Jay Dawg!

 

WINNER: Just kiddding, I predict JD.

 

 

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

WINNER: Having won every handicapped match I've been in, including a win over Hville Thugg and Perfect Bo as well as one against the then reigning tag team champions, the Fallen, I can only say this. Frost will lose because Neilsen be damned if anyone else ever beats reigning tag champs by themselves! Justice and Rule.

 

Y2Chris was a much better name.

 

Or DVD.

 

Or Harbinger and Lunar Shadow.

 

Or Deja Vu.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Onto the predictions:

 

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

-> Wildchild

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

-> Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

-> Neilsen of the Jungle

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

-> Jay Dawg

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

-> Justice and Rule

[Guest Suicide King]

I predict that when the stars are right, dead Cthulhu will rise from his watery city and lay waste to your world of mortals.

 

Til then though, I reign supreme.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Ah King is familiar with the call of cthulhu

[Guest Suicide King]

Bitch, I am all about the dope Lovecraft shite. I am his main fungi from Yuggoth, yo. The Great Old Ones got nothing on me. Even that punk Hastur, He Who Must Not Be Named.

 

...

 

Uh oh.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Heh heh heh... I have a book of his short stories... including some of his infamous Necronomicon work. Truly dope stuff.

[Guest Listen2Reason]

I own books with every story H. P. Lovecraft ever wrote. PLUS I have a button that says "Fun Guy From Yuggoth".

 

...but even Cthulhu isn't as great a heel as the Suicide King.

[Forewarned 0]

Man, y'alls lips must be pretty damn sore from kissing so much ass.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership

Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus

- Wildchild has been rather Godly as of late, but for some reason I can see either of the new guys picking up the win here. WC just to be safe, though. As a side note, hopefully MVS shows up.

 

Tag Team Match

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu

- Hah... well, this sucks for Kris/Kross. I hope that they win, but JESUS... Tom AND ELM?? Yehah, right.

 

"You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match

Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle

- Michael will be wanting to come back with a win here, but if Neilsen gets over the word limits and really writes his best, then I think he's got this one in the bag. He's the TRUE Hardcore King, after all.

 

Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match

Jay Dawg v. Fugue

- JD, just because Fugue seems to be a bit directionless right now... I think Fugue better start off with the US belt, anyway. Or perhaps the HCG.

 

Main Event

Handicap Match

Frost v. Justice and Rule

- Justice and rule are TEH ROQ... but like, Frost is my ace in the hole, and stuff. Hard match to call, but Imma go with Frost here, simply because he's Frost.

[Guest Listen2Reason]

Man, y'alls lips must be pretty damn sore from kissing so much ass.

Nope--we use Magnificent Seven Brand Lip Gloss! Flesher makes sure each of us uses it regularly.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

:: wonders whether Fugue has joined Tom's Kiss My Ass Club... ::

 

[Guest Suicide King]

Fugue, you're getting better at this. Keep it up and one day you'll be right behind Judge, who is right behind Flesher. Not in a gay way though. Unless you'd prefer.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I would like to thank Wilchild for cluing me in on the Miss Smartmarks tourney with his little banner there. In thanks, I voted FOR Stacey Kiebler. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I am such a douche.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

You a dousche alright.