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Awww, I wanna fuck with the weirdo! If the strange dude is reading this, AIM name: AnnieEclectic. Bring it! I'm so up for confrontation right now, I still havent gotten my saturn package in the mail yet and I'm pissed!

 

-Annie

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Ladies and Gentlemen: How to annoy a fucking bastard. By me.

 

*ahem*

 

Lkdg32: hi

Lkdg32: Do you know who this is?

Annie Eclectic: hello

Annie Eclectic: are you 13?

Annie Eclectic: 3?

Annie Eclectic: 27 perhaps?

Lkdg32: no

Annie Eclectic: are you sure?

Annie Eclectic: cause 27 is

Lkdg32: what is 27?

Lkdg32: its not prime

Lkdg32: that is 28

Lkdg32: 27 is youth

Lkdg32: brb

Annie Eclectic: 27 is prime!

Annie Eclectic: wait... no

Annie Eclectic: 29 is prime

Annie Eclectic: PRIME

Annie Eclectic: NUMBERS

Annie Eclectic: ARE

Annie Eclectic: NUMBERS

Annie Eclectic: WHOSE

Annie Eclectic: FACTORS

Annie Eclectic: ARE

Annie Eclectic: ONE

Annie Eclectic: AND

Annie Eclectic: IT

Annie Eclectic: SELF!

Annie Eclectic: AGAIN

Annie Eclectic: 29 is PRIME

Annie Eclectic: 37 is also PRIME

Annie Eclectic: 28 is NOT PRIME

Annie Eclectic: 28 / 2 = 14

Annie Eclectic: it's factors are one, two, four, seven, fourteen, and twenty-eight!

Annie Eclectic: FEAR ALGEBRA! FEAR GEOMETRY! FEAR CALCULUS! FEAR KIBAGAMI!!!!!

Annie Eclectic: how long you going to be away boy?

Lkdg32: hi

Annie Eclectic: hello

Annie Eclectic: so, you're Prime?

Annie Eclectic: I expected you to be... I dunno. Strange or something

Lkdg32: Why?

Lkdg32: Is it because I talk about jacking off to dogs and mangos?

Annie Eclectic: well, that's probably something like that

Lkdg32: nothing wrong with that

Annie Eclectic: then again I dream about women in tuxes spanking me while I wear white leather and purr like a cat

Annie Eclectic: who the fuck am I to talk?

Lkdg32: that's nice

Lkdg32: do you have a pic?

Lkdg32: so i can see how smooth you are, and determine how old are you

Lkdg32: i can determine age by smoothness

Lkdg32: if you are ultra smooth, you are prime

Lkdg32: if you are rough, you are past prime

Annie Eclectic: well, no I don't have a pic, but if I did, I most

likely wouldn't send you one

Lkdg32: if you are just smooth then you are pre prime

Lkdg32: why not?

Annie Eclectic: and what's the difference between smooth and ultra smooth?

Annie Eclectic: and I've had stalkers before, and they've been less odd than you

Annie Eclectic: wait, explain gymnasts

Lkdg32: ultra smooth is very, VERY smooth

Lkdg32: like Jericho smooth or Rock smooth

Lkdg32: both are prime

Lkdg32: rough is like Steve Austin and Lance Storm

Annie Eclectic: how are gymnasts not prime

Lkdg32: most aren't 28-32 unfortunately

Annie Eclectic: so? they're in their prime around 15-16

Annie Eclectic: there is no such thing as a complete and total perfect theory

Annie Eclectic: much like jackalopes urinate into cacti but wont go near a coffee pot

Lkdg32: i like drinking my piss

Lkdg32: it is 100% healthy

Lkdg32: millions of people in china do it

Annie Eclectic: that's okay. At least you aren't drinking your own semen

Lkdg32: I do

Lkdg32: just kidding

Annie Eclectic: you sure?

Lkdg32: yes

Annie Eclectic: there's nothing wrong with being gay

Annie Eclectic: especially if it's leather bondage torture fantasies with scatological preferences

Annie Eclectic: really

Annie Eclectic: although I cant stand those people that use "marital aids" I mean GROSS OUT, man

 

 

 

he stopped IMing with that name, but good ol Kibs clued me into another of his names....

 

 

 

Annie Eclectic: fool, don't go all switchy on me

Annie Eclectic: you best talk about vibrators or face the ETERNAL WRATH OF THE DARK LORD ZAGATO

thespookylotus: who the hell is this?!

thespookylotus: no really who is this

Annie Eclectic: this is the person you IMed earlier on another name

thespookylotus: vandal nation?

Annie Eclectic: I serve the ETERNAL DARK LORD ZAGATO and your soul shall be reaved!

Annie Eclectic: no, that's someone else, I only go by Annie Eclectic. you however are also Lkdg32

thespookylotus: ok, yeah that's gay

thespookylotus: not the last time I checked

Annie Eclectic: hey, don't use homosexuality as a negative term!

Annie Eclectic: I'm gay and really damn proud of it!

thespookylotus: ok, what's your realy name

thespookylotus: real*

Annie Eclectic: real?

thespookylotus: real name?

Annie Eclectic: Ann Minami-Gaudet

Annie Eclectic: 1st priestess of the Eternal order of the DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: HAIL LORD ZAGATO! OUR MINDS AND BODIES ARE HIS AND HIS ALONE!

thespookylotus: ok, even better question, who do yo uthink this is?

Annie Eclectic: do you belive in the theory of Prime?

Annie Eclectic: we are the blinding winds of change here to disprove the evils of the theory of Prime

Annie Eclectic: you've been deemed a follower of the theory of Prime, you must be reaved!

Annie Eclectic: REAVED, BY ORDER OF THE DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: mONkey

Annie Eclectic: monKeY

Annie Eclectic: MONKeY

thespookylotus: Ok, I'm about 2 seconds from hunting you down and killing you or just maiming you so that you can never type again...

Annie Eclectic: MOnkeY

Annie Eclectic: MONKEY

Annie Eclectic: monkeY

Annie Eclectic: mOnKeY

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: MONKEY

Annie Eclectic: mONKey

thespookylotus: ...know now that I hate you

Annie Eclectic: HAIL LORD MONKEY-FUCKER ZAGATO! BOW DOWN! BOW DOWN HEATHEN!

Annie Eclectic: monkey

thespookylotus: It's like my own human bile trying to crawl back inside my bowls and trying to be at home

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: MONkey

Annie Eclectic: yekNoM

Annie Eclectic: MonkeY

Annie Eclectic: MONkey

Annie Eclectic: monKEY

thespookylotus: don't you have anything better you could be doing like screw small animals or maybe ever yourself

Annie Eclectic: my body is PRISTINE!

Annie Eclectic: IT IS PURE

Annie Eclectic: THANKS TO THE HOLY ROD OF GOODLINESS THAT IS THE DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: ALL HAIL ZAGATO! BOW DOWN, MONKEY DISPROVER!

thespookylotus: who are you and what do you want?

thespookylotus: SPEAK! SPEAK!

Annie Eclectic: DISPROVE PRIME!

Annie Eclectic: FOLLOW THE DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: ZAGATO IS JUSTICE! ZAGATO IS RULE!

thespookylotus: is this joe, jamies cousin?

Annie Eclectic: fool, you doubt the power of the 1st Priestess of the Court of THE DARK LORD ZAGATO! DOWN WITH PRIME!

thespookylotus: ZAGATO blows my wood. HA!

Annie Eclectic: mONKey

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: MONkeY

Annie Eclectic: MoNkEy

Annie Eclectic: MonkEY

thespookylotus: yeah, on occasion they like to call it my monkey

thespookylotus: do you have an obsession with my onkey

thespookylotus: monkey*

Annie Eclectic: moNKey

Annie Eclectic: MONkeY

Annie Eclectic: monKey

Annie Eclectic: MonkEY

thespookylotus: "dear god, please, send fire. Take me out of my misery>"

thespookylotus: I', sorry were you saying something

Annie Eclectic: your puny god cannot save you from DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: monkey

thespookylotus: ha top that monkey boy!

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: have you no EYES?

thespookylotus: I know you are but what am I?

thespookylotus: 3 acctually

thespookylotus: I pry my third eye open

Annie Eclectic: calling a high priestess of Zagato "boy" is huge offense to the DARK LORD ZAGATO who rains death upon ALL SHEEP!

Annie Eclectic: NOT JUST THE WHITE SHEEP, YOUR COLORED SHEEP ARE NOT SAFE!

thespookylotus: is this Jamie

thespookylotus: because I know where you live

thespookylotus: no, I was right this has got to be a boy

Annie Eclectic: I know your place of habitation, because I would never call the blind ignorant nature of your existance "Living"

thespookylotus: living, ha you got the worng address

thespookylotus: legally I'm very much dead and have been for a long time

Annie Eclectic: DEATH CANNOT SAVE YOU HEATHEN!

Annie Eclectic: BOW BEFORE ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: LIVE YOUR AFTERLIFE IN HIS NAME! FOR HIS PLEASURE

Annie Eclectic: GAG ON THE ROD OF HOLINESS!

thespookylotus: *looks at rod* HA! Your kidding, right? that thing, I've seen bigger rasins

Annie Eclectic: Do not insult my LORD's Rod!

Annie Eclectic: he is JUSTICE and RULE

Annie Eclectic: my nipples tingle for the ecstacy to feel his anger rip into me!

thespookylotus: oh god, it's a dildo

thespookylotus: that's sad

Annie Eclectic: his anger RIPS INTO ME WITH BLOOD AND PAIN AND I CRY AND SCREAM FOR MORE! CHANT WITH ME AND THE HOLY VIOLATION WILL BEGIN!

Annie Eclectic: monKEY

Annie Eclectic: monKey

Annie Eclectic: MonkEy

Annie Eclectic: monkEY

Annie Eclectic: he is JUSTICE and RULE

Annie Eclectic: my nipples tingle for the ecstacy to feel his anger rip into me!

thespookylotus: oh god, it's a dildo

thespookylotus: that's sad

Annie Eclectic: his anger RIPS INTO ME WITH BLOOD AND PAIN AND I CRY AND SCREAM FOR MORE! CHANT WITH ME AND THE HOLY VIOLATION WILL BEGIN!

Annie Eclectic: monKEY

Annie Eclectic: monKey

Annie Eclectic: MonkEy

Annie Eclectic: monkEY

thespookylotus: that really sad, you need to get the real thing

thespookylotus: I've retired a few chicks holy rods because they didn't need it anymore

thespookylotus: after word they were the ones calling ME god

thespookylotus: but whatever

Annie Eclectic: you shall not TOUCH MY PRISTINE BODY! IT WILL ONLY FEEL THE ANGER AND PAIN OF THE DARK LORD ZAGATO! DO NOT RESIST HIS EVIL, ALLOW HIS ANGER TO ENTER INTO YOU! CHANT WITH ME HEATHEN!

Annie Eclectic: mONkey

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: MoNkEy

Annie Eclectic: MONKEY

Annie Eclectic: monKey

thespookylotus: I sent it to the country and fed it on ginger bread

thespookylotus: along came a choo choo and know my monkey coo coo and now my monkeys dead

thespookylotus: at least he looks that way, but in the end don't we all

Annie Eclectic: don't sully the sacred chant of angry infestation with your silliness! chant with me or face the WRATH OF OUR LOVE AND EVIL DARK LORD ZAGATO

Annie Eclectic: FEEL THE ANGER ENTER EVERY ORIFACE OF YOUR BODY! ALLOW THE PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CONSUME YOU! SUCCUMB TO THE JOY OF PAIN! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT!

thespookylotus: whoa! I'm sorry but me and dildos don't go together

thespookylotus: My job is putting them out of business

Annie Eclectic: know the joy of us... www.goatse.cx

thespookylotus: I don't think I want to click on that, it may be bad for my health

Annie Eclectic: CLICK AND KNOW THE LOVE AND PAIN OF ZAGATO

thespookylotus: I don't want to see your dildo!

Annie Eclectic: CLICK AND SEE HOW HE GIVES ME HIS PAIN!

Annie Eclectic: CLICK AND SEE HOW I HURT FOR HIM!

thespookylotus: I've been stashing enough of them in movie theaters all over the country enough as it is

 

 

 

...more to come....

 

-Annie

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more:

 

thespookylotus: HEY!

thespookylotus: Where'd you go?

Annie Eclectic: I am here, also replying to your other selves

Annie Eclectic: it is fine, we do allow multiple souls in one body

thespookylotus: ha! It ain't me! MwHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Annie Eclectic: please, just allow them to not speak all at once

thespookylotus: will do

thespookylotus: you still there

Annie Eclectic: I am here

Annie Eclectic: you must chant with me

Annie Eclectic: join in the cleansing

thespookylotus: your dushing aren't you?

Annie Eclectic: dushing?

thespookylotus: dooshing (sp?)

Annie Eclectic: I know of a Cushing, Peter

Annie Eclectic: known for playing the character "Doctor Who" in two feature films showcased in London, England

thespookylotus: no, no, I ment cleansing, like a doosh bag

thespookylotus: I though yo uwould ned to after facing the wrath of... well what ever it was you named your dildo

Annie Eclectic: ZAGATO gives me the only cleansing I need

Annie Eclectic: he is JUSTICE and RULE

thespookylotus: you must be very depressed then

Annie Eclectic: I live only for ZAGATO

thespookylotus: some other guy wanted me to tell you that I'm not Lkdg32

thespookylotus: because I'm not

thespookylotus: I bet you feel silly

Annie Eclectic: Silliness is only for the fools that do not accept the PAIN AND SUFFERING of ZAGATO into their body and soul!

 

 

 

 

a third now:

 

 

daturagod89: hey babe!!

Annie Eclectic: greetings

daturagod89: what's up??

Annie Eclectic: I'm converting another soul to us sister

daturagod89: for seriously? SWEET!

daturagod89: So um... what are you wearing?

Annie Eclectic: do not insult the Priestess of the DARK LORD ZAGATO

daturagod89: hey, it wasn't an insult... i wanna know what you're wearing... it turns me on, what can i say

Annie Eclectic: thou shall know that none but our DARK LORD shall see what the priestesses appear as

Annie Eclectic: only us shall feel his PAIN AND SUFFERING INSIDE US

Annie Eclectic: if thou wish to be cleansed in pain, follow us to www.goatse.cx

daturagod89: wow, i never knew that was you!!! i beat off to that picture 12 times a day!

daturagod89: you have a pretty hot sphicter ;)

Annie Eclectic: thou DESECRATE US WITH YOUR FILTH! ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE CLEANSED! CHANT TO ALLOW THE PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CLEANSE YOU

Annie Eclectic: monKEY

Annie Eclectic: monKey

Annie Eclectic: MonKEY

Annie Eclectic: monKEY

Annie Eclectic: moNkey

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: spank

Annie Eclectic: MOnkey

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: WOO!

daturagod89: YEHAW!

daturagod89: wow, you're makin me pretty hot.... *roar* ;)

daturagod89: What's the kiiiiinkiest thing you've ever done? I bet it's super kinky cause you sound like one of those kinky new age kinda women.

Annie Eclectic: our DARK LORD will destroy you for your Heresy

daturagod89: As long as he uses lube.. cause last time, phew, I was chafin like a wet baby in diapers

daturagod89: Is he dark like.... dark chocolate? I like my men like my coffee... black and strong.

daturagod89: So um... what is Zaggie up to? Think he'd be up for a shag?

Annie Eclectic: ZAGATO will not allow this heresy

daturagod89: rofl

Annie Eclectic: join with me for a chant, just your mere presence makes me feel dirty

Annie Eclectic: MONKEY

Annie Eclectic: monkey

Annie Eclectic: Monkey

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: spank

daturagod89: spank

Annie Eclectic: monkeY

Annie Eclectic: MONKey

Annie Eclectic: MonKEY

Annie Eclectic: CHANT WITH ME MORTAL OR OUR SOULS WILL DIE AND WITHER IN THE PAINS OF HELLFIRE

daturagod89: SPANK THAT MONKEY!

daturagod89: HE'S EGTTING LIMP!

daturagod89: GETTING**

daturagod89: BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE!

Annie Eclectic: CHANT WITH ME MORTAL, YOUR FEEBLE JOKES GET WEARY!

daturagod89: oh please... you know ya like it when i talk dirty to you

daturagod89: hmmm, zaggie seems out of character

daturagod89: THE LORD ZAGATO: ...dude, you're gay?

daturagod89: how could he forget about last night

daturagod89: so babe, what's on your mind?

daturagod89: you aren't sayin much

Annie Eclectic: I am only as one Priestess, unable to comply iwth the conversions of your three souls

daturagod89: that's pretty pathetic... seein as you're all supernatural and such

daturagod89: you should work on the multitasking

Annie Eclectic: I am simply a human Priestess, a servant of ZAGATO. Only HE can hold such power

daturagod89: lol, well he's pretty homophobic even though he weilds all this "power"

daturagod89: he ran like a little girl when i joked about gay-sex

Annie Eclectic: HE has no concern over the shape of the body, only that all accept HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING into our souls

daturagod89: pain and suffering... like S&M? I'm down for that.... SPANK ME!!!

Annie Eclectic: NO, ACCEPT HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING INTO EVERY ORIFACE! FEEL YOUR THROAT RIP IN JOYFUL SUFFERING THAT IS ZAGATO! FEEL YOUR REAR RIP AND BLEED FOR YOUR DARK LORD! REPENT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is where I found out that Kibs thought that these two screen names were PRIME. They aren't, but they had fun. Now I torment the real one, more in a bit

 

-Annie

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Guest Kibagami

Actually, thespookylotus is a friend of mine who didn't identify himself fast enough.

 

Whoops.

 

K.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I had a feeling when the other thespookylotus didn't talk about Prime once that it wasn't him. Ouch.

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. . .

 

 

 

 

Annie, if you ever decide to swing for the other team for even one night, gimme a call, that flaming was so awesome it turned me on. Monkey. Yeah.

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I agree with nevermortal on that one, although he accuses you of "no selling" him. No, because if I was no-selling him I'd be trying to put myself over. I'm just ignoring him so I don't get baited into an argument with a moron.

 

For the record, this prime idiot is the guy who told me I shouldn't mourn Curt Hennig's death because he hadn't done anything in ten years...LESS THAN SIX HOURS AFTER HENNIG'S DEATH BECAME PUBLIC!

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He hasn't bothered me in a couple of days. I think I finally blocked all of his names.

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he hasn't bothered me in a while either mostly because I can make quite a good case for apathy...

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I'm curious fellas....when you ignore him, does he try to direct connect and actually TALK to you? He does that shit to me all the fucking time.

 

Dames

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I'm curious fellas....when you ignore him, does he try to direct connect and actually TALK to you? He does that shit to me all the fucking time.

 

Dames

I have the Direct Connection turned off.

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He tries to do Talk all the damn time. Sometimes he'll try it without even saying anything first.

 

EDIT: Just got him again. The long pause is where I went to take my dogs outside for their business, and the names are all simply people I know, I'm not bisexual.

 

blueprint5991: Hey smoothie.

Kotzenjunge: Oh Jesus.

blueprint5991: No I didn't "run out of names".

Kotzenjunge: I'm strawberry now?

blueprint5991: There was just no need at the time to IM you.

blueprint5991: Nope

blueprint5991: You are just a smooth man

Kotzenjunge: Sure I am.

Kotzenjunge: They test motor oil on me.

blueprint5991: How come you go to a no name school?

Kotzenjunge: Because I didn't blow the right men.

blueprint5991: Are you just going to be a high school history teacher or something?

blueprint5991: You don't need to, you aren't in ECW.

blueprint5991: Where you had to blow Tommy Dreamer and Paul Heyman to get ahead.

Kotzenjunge: Sorry Prime, that's how it works all over the world.

blueprint5991: How so?

Kotzenjunge: You have to fellate the right people to get ahead everywhere.

Kotzenjunge: Any successful man is a successful cocksucker.

blueprint5991: So by doing this, you got into a no name school?

Kotzenjunge: No, I didn't blow anyone.

Kotzenjunge: I refused.

Kotzenjunge: So they sent me there.

blueprint5991: Why?

blueprint5991: Why did you refuse?

Kotzenjunge: Because I'm not big on the cock.

blueprint5991: I thought you love blowing men.

blueprint5991: Oh?

blueprint5991: Before you said you loved the cock.

Kotzenjunge: I'm bi. I switch-hit.

blueprint5991: If you are bi, that means you like cock and pussy.

blueprint5991: How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you ever had?

Kotzenjunge: I like the pussy more.

blueprint5991: ?

Kotzenjunge: And I have had no less than fifteen relationships.

blueprint5991: Oh? Name them

blueprint5991: You are just obsessed with Kylie, you've had none, stop lying.

Kotzenjunge: Name them eh.

Kotzenjunge: Okay.

blueprint5991: You said you are a nerd who likes wrestling, but who is also "ultra charismatic"

blueprint5991: lol

blueprint5991: you said something like that

Kotzenjunge: Thomas Morrison, Alissa Karnaky, Jessica Fitts, Jenna Monogan, Nellie Nikolov, Brendan O'Connor, Adam West, Daniel Gregory, Darcy Sudano, Kathleen Quinn, Kristen Petty, Geddis Powell, and Max Blackman.

blueprint5991: I didn't need their last names

blueprint5991: oh so there are some men too?

blueprint5991: you weren't just lying before

blueprint5991: sexual relationships

Kotzenjunge: All of them were sexual. I get around.

blueprint5991: Why not try something new?

blueprint5991: Go have sex with a cow

blueprint5991: You like to make stuff up

blueprint5991: Like going to metal concerts

blueprint5991: Where there are all whites

blueprint5991: And getting beat up

blueprint5991: Eventually joining a group after they got tired of beating you up

blueprint5991: Those are just random names

blueprint5991: You gave me

Kotzenjunge: All that stuff about metal concerts was also under the guise of being a black man, which you were convinced I was.

blueprint5991: Of course I would be

blueprint5991: "Fo sheez" is your catchphrase

blueprint5991: That isn't a typical white man catchphrase

Kotzenjunge: And racists don't typically last long.

blueprint5991: Not racist, that is how ghetto people talk

blueprint5991: Ghetto people tend to be black

Kotzenjunge: News flash, bubs: this supposed ghetto talk is common vernacular now.

blueprint5991: Nowadays is it common to see a few whites hanging out in a ghetto group

blueprint5991: a decade ago or so it wasn't as common

blueprint5991: but the majority are still black

blueprint5991: It isn't typical for a white man to say "fo sheez"

Kotzenjunge: See, you're still thinking in terms of race.

blueprint5991: I put that together and the pic on TSM that I thought was you, and I thought you were black.

blueprint5991: Got you and Flyboy mixed up.

blueprint5991: The picture on TSM>

blueprint5991: *TSM.

Kotzenjunge: Now what if I told you that I was 25% Irish, 25% Italian, 25% Chinese, and 25% various other northern hemispherical ethnicities?

blueprint5991: I doubt it.

blueprint5991: You don't sound 25% Chinese

blueprint5991: 25% Italian

blueprint5991: 25% Irish

blueprint5991: You sound Jamaican

Kotzenjunge: Of course not, because your prejudices prevent you from ever accepting anything outside of your preconceived boundaries.

Kotzenjunge: To you, a deep voice is an automatic Jamaican.

Kotzenjunge: Anyways, you've already bored me, so a block for you.

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!!

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That guy was hilarious. He used to bother me for months - asking the most minut questions after checking out my site. "Why was Sid pushed to a main eventer after he lost all his matches in 95? Why did Kane beat Steve Austin at KOTR? Why am I a moron?" Well he didn't ask the last one but you get the idea.

 

Haven't bothered me in a while though. The guy must have a LOT of time on his hands to stalk me under 50 different SNs.

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Frankly, I feel ripped off by my conversation with Prime. He left after a minute. Nonetheless...

 

Lkdg32: hi

Lkdg32: Do you acknowledge prime?

UCW2K3: do you acknowledge death?

Lkdg32: death comes when you are too far past your prime

Lkdg32: your body can't take it anymore

Lkdg32: and you die

UCW2K3: those in their prime die frequently

Lkdg32: Untrue

UCW2K3: true!

Lkdg32: You are the least likely to die in your prime

Lkdg32: 28-32 is when you peak

UCW2K3: all ages die frequently

Lkdg32: 33+ you get worse and worse until you die

UCW2K3: you could die as a baby, in your PRIME, or past prime

UCW2K3: it's all the same

Lkdg32: you are least likely to die in your prime

UCW2K3: get a doctor to tell me that

Lkdg32: are you prime?

UCW2K3: are you un-hetero?

Lkdg32: what is that?

Lkdg32: Do you have a smooth face?

Lkdg32: Smooth face is a characteristic of prime

Lkdg32: brb

UCW2K3: furious d has a smooth face

UCW2K3: as smooth as ink. baby

UCW2K3: before his prime, he ran so, so fast

UCW2K3: greatest athlete of his time

UCW2K3: so really, your prime is 18-22. men hit their sexual prime at 18, and by 22, you've done all the bad stuff you've wanted to do since you were 12. after that, it's all downhill.

UCW2K3: you go to college, get a job, marry the girl you knocked up, and your life is a horrible, pathetic waste.

UCW2K3: by 28, you're onto your second mistress.

UCW2K3: by 32, you are divorced, and you never get to see your kids

UCW2K3: 18-22 IS PRIME

UCW2K3: 23+ YOU DECLINE

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UCW2K3: so really, your prime is 18-22. men hit their sexual prime at 18, and by 22, you've done all the bad stuff you've wanted to do since you were 12. after that, it's all downhill.

UCW2K3: you go to college, get a job, marry the girl you knocked up, and your life is a horrible, pathetic waste.

UCW2K3: by 28, you're onto your second mistress.

UCW2K3: by 32, you are divorced, and you never get to see your kids

UCW2K3: 18-22 IS PRIME

UCW2K3: 23+ YOU DECLINE

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

....

 

:(

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UCW2K3: so really, your prime is 18-22. men hit their sexual prime at 18, and by 22, you've done all the bad stuff you've wanted to do since you were 12. after that, it's all downhill.

UCW2K3: you go to college, get a job, marry the girl you knocked up, and your life is a horrible, pathetic waste.

UCW2K3: by 28, you're onto your second mistress.

UCW2K3: by 32, you are divorced, and you never get to see your kids

UCW2K3: 18-22 IS PRIME

UCW2K3: 23+ YOU DECLINE

I completely agree. The bad part is ... I'm almost 22. :(

 

He IMd me last night in defense of my earlier comments on this thread. Apparently my spelling needs correcting and it's my own fault that he IMs me since I put all the time into putting my site together. Oh, I was also told to make a WCW results site.

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Kotz had a relationship with ADAM WEST?

Ummm...

 

 

What?!

He said it d00d!

 

Kotzenjunge: Thomas Morrison, Alissa Karnaky, Jessica Fitts, Jenna Monogan, Nellie Nikolov, Brendan O'Connor, Adam West, Daniel Gregory, Darcy Sudano, Kathleen Quinn, Kristen Petty, Geddis Powell, and Max Blackman.

 

 

 

....And, cawthon777, I truly am sorry. I AM TEH NEW PRIME~

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Oh, I was also told to make a WCW results site.

 

He tried to convince me that he already knows of one, but since I was answering another IM at the same time and didn't ask for the URL five seconds later he refused to give the URL. Which makes me think one thing.

 

*cough*bullshit*cough*

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