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Guest Kotzenjunge

I wish he'd realize that we want him to be banned because he harasses a LOT of people, not because of what he's harassing us with.

 

Also, him using "no sold" in the totally wrong contexts is really annoying. Next time he IMs me, I WILL contact AOL and have him neutered.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

My plan of baiting him with the AOL threat worked perfectly, and I launched my trap...

 

archmage505: YOU harassed me with the raping talk

archmage505: that is sexual harassment

Kotzenjunge: Zuh?

archmage505: Um, use your head for a second, you just posted a post about harassment, and you were the guy who was having a "rape" discussion with me

archmage505: a very inapprorpriate discussion

archmage505: i talked about in the thread in IM conversations with other people how preaching prime to others isn't harassment.

archmage505: it is something that should be known by all because it is valid

archmage505: sorry i didn't know all those history people

archmage505: i'm not a history buff like you

archmage505: neither are most people

archmage505: I told you to name more well known people

archmage505: Like people of today

archmage505: I just listed 411wrestling as a place i considered mainstream

Kotzenjunge: That would be an acknowledgement of a flaw though. You should be prepared to address all possible disprovements.

archmage505: of course there is mainstream elsewhere

archmage505: I have

archmage505: People have gave me names

archmage505: Of people

archmage505: Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Barry Bonds, ec

archmage505: *etc

Kotzenjunge: And I named legitimately important people who have shaped the way that our nation, our society, our complete civilization is today, and you had nothing. NOTHING.

archmage505: You are a history buff, most people don't know those people

archmage505: I'm sure they might or have heard of them

archmage505: but they won't be able to recall them

Kotzenjunge: So? Meaningless. You were unable to address them as disprovements.

archmage505: So I just asked you to name more mainstream people, but you failed to do so.

Kotzenjunge: I did.

Kotzenjunge: You still failed.

archmage505: Name people of today.

archmage505: Or of recent years.

Kotzenjunge: Very well.

Kotzenjunge: Slobodan Milosevic.

archmage505: Heard of him

Kotzenjunge: Address him.

archmage505: Know who he is.

archmage505: Let me look him up

archmage505: His biography

archmage505: To know what he did each year

Kotzenjunge: Why are you unable to address it now?

archmage505: I just learned about him in 1998

archmage505: When he became a mainstream name.

archmage505: I don't know anything about him before that.

archmage505: But I can look it up.

Kotzenjunge: The point is that you are unable to address a mainstream name, an ability that you proudly tout.

archmage505: People know him from what he did recently

archmage505: Not what he did 20 years ago

archmage505: People know who he is, they don't know his history

Kotzenjunge: That's what you think.

archmage505: history buffs do

Kotzenjunge: Ask any Serbian.

archmage505: Well its hard to determine his prime

archmage505: Prime in what? Torturing people?

Kotzenjunge: Oh, so because you are unable to distinguish the shades of grey, you can't address it? Is that what I'm reading?

archmage505: Ask any Serbain you said. Well I said people don't know his history, I'm talking about American people.

Kotzenjunge: So now it's Americans only?

archmage505: People that aren't in his country

Kotzenjunge: This universal theory sure has a lot of fine print.

archmage505: Obviously people in his country would know more about him than we do.

archmage505: Or another country does.,

archmage505: *does.

Kotzenjunge: Someone here, eh?

Kotzenjunge: Tom Ridge.

archmage505: I heard the name.

archmage505: Listen, this isn't about my general knowledge. This is about me arguing prime.

archmage505: Let me look him up.

archmage505: Then I will argue.

Kotzenjunge: Your arguments are flimsy at BEST./

archmage505: Well nobody has proved me wrong in prime in wrestling or sports.

archmage505: So I don't see how they are flimsy.

Kotzenjunge: But you know that I acknowledged its merits in those fields.

Kotzenjunge: Still, you saying that no one has proved you wrong in professional wrestling or sports is an admission of being proved wrong in other areas.

archmage505: You haven't proved me wrong in history.

archmage505: You just named people in history.

archmage505: I just said I don't know them.

archmage505: Not that prime doesn't apply to them.

Kotzenjunge: And then I named two from today.

archmage505: I'm looking one up now

archmage505: Tom Ridge.

Kotzenjunge: Why No Pobo for Slobo?

archmage505: I'll look him up next.

archmage505: no proof that Ridge's prime was not 28-32

archmage505: 28-32 he was in law

Kotzenjunge: And now he's the head of a NATIONAL DEPARTMENT.

archmage505: let me check that out

Kotzenjunge: I'd consider that a tad better than being a two-bit lawyer.

archmage505: In politics, they value experience and general knowledge over ability

archmage505: Which is why the minimum age for President is 35, for example.

Kotzenjunge: Which means that experience and general knowledge EQUAL ability.

archmage505: Tell that to Michael Jordan.

archmage505: lol

Kotzenjunge: Is Jordan a politician?

archmage505: He has more experience and general knowledge now than before.

archmage505: OK

Kotzenjunge: You said in politics.

archmage505: i thought you meant in everything

archmage505: when you said it equals that

Kotzenjunge: Stop using wrestling and sports.

archmage505: It can't be argued because primes don't have a chance

archmage505: they don't get one

archmage505: you can't become something big until you are past your prime in politics

Kotzenjunge: So it isn't universal AGAIN?

archmage505: most things i believe

archmage505: Lets see they give primes a shot

Kotzenjunge: Dude, you really need to fix this theory.

archmage505: of becoming a President

archmage505: or a Senator

archmage505: and see how they perform

archmage505: until then, this does not disprove the prime theory

Kotzenjunge: Just add "In Professional Wrestling and Sports" to the end of your statement of theory and leave it at that. It'll cover all of your bases.

Kotzenjunge: And someone of that age could be a Senator, but are never elected because they would fail miserably.

archmage505: Why?

Kotzenjunge: Same with Representatives.

Kotzenjunge: They lack the ability, experience, and maturity.

archmage505: Maturity?

archmage505: at age 30?

archmage505: i could understand at age 20

archmage505: but not age 30

Kotzenjunge: Let's see a 30 year old not lose it during diplomatic talks. They lack the patience.

archmage505: How do you know?

archmage505: Where is your proof on this?

Kotzenjunge: If they could do it, then the Constitution would say they could.

archmage505: Constitution was written in the 1700s

Kotzenjunge: What was the average age of the founding fathers, the signers of the Declaration of Independence, as well as the Constitution.

Kotzenjunge: Still, this is another disprovement. Your theory is full of holes outside of wrestling and sports. Admit defeat and amend your theory so that it is correct.

archmage505: Just because they say that primes can't have a chance, doesn't mean that primes can't do it.

Kotzenjunge: You still haven't said a contrary word to anyone outside of wrestling or sports.

archmage505: I did

Kotzenjunge: If this were a legal debate, you would have been toast long ago, and probably arrested for being in contempt.

archmage505: I mentioned some actors

Kotzenjunge: SOME actors.

Kotzenjunge: What about child actors?

Kotzenjunge: You know, the ones who fade into obscurity before they enter college?

archmage505: Malcolly Culkin would have been big

archmage505: but his parents wouldn't let him continue

Kotzenjunge: So you're blaming it on them instead.

archmage505: its there fault

archmage505: he couldn't continue acting

archmage505: because of them

Kotzenjunge: But if Prime was universal, he would overcome their restrictions.

Kotzenjunge: Now Prime can be bound by human restrictions?

archmage505: Prime is bound by major injuries, a major disease, drugs

archmage505: i mentioned these before

archmage505: plus

archmage505: a restriction like being hold down

archmage505: in this case, by his parents

Kotzenjunge: Parents are an injury? A drug? A disease?

archmage505: I said those are 3 things

archmage505: In this case, it is BEING HOLD DOWN

Kotzenjunge: Does Prime encompass grammar also?

archmage505: ?

archmage505: What did I say that was grammatically incorrect?

Kotzenjunge: "Being hold down?"

archmage505: no silly

archmage505: When you type in caps

archmage505: it is for emphasis

Kotzenjunge: E turns into O?

archmage505: What do you mean?

archmage505: What did I spell wrong?

archmage505: oh

archmage505: i see

archmage505: HELD down

archmage505: yes

archmage505: that is grammatically incorrect

Kotzenjunge: Wait, I thought that all capital letters turned E's into O's.

archmage505: didn't know you were talking about Es and Os

archmage505: thought you were talking about it being in CAPs

Kotzenjunge: I'll bet that if you were 30, that wouldn't have happened.

archmage505: probably not

archmage505: because when i'm 30

archmage505: i will be in my prime

archmage505: better than ever

Kotzenjunge: You'll also be either homeless or committed.

archmage505: Why?

Kotzenjunge: Do you hear yourself talk?

Kotzenjunge: Do you read what you type?

Kotzenjunge: All of us do.

archmage505: Yes I do. I talk about prime.

archmage505: Prime talk isn't crazy.

archmage505: It is a valid concept.

Kotzenjunge: Do you know why we do?

archmage505: And when I talk about it in TSM. It is wrestling prime.

archmage505: And you acknowledge wrestling prime.

archmage505: You just don't acknowledge prime outside wrestling and sports.

Kotzenjunge: But do you know why we do?

archmage505: Why you do what?

archmage505: Think its crazy?

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!!

archmage505: That isn't a good reason.

archmage505: What do you mean you "CAN CAN CAN!!!!!"

 

archmage505: what do you guys have against prime?

Kotzenjunge: WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: So I wasn't friendly, big deal.

archmage505: It is a SUPER VALID concept that I shouldn't even have to suck your dicks before I mention it

Kotzenjunge: WE CAN CAN CAN!

archmage505: I shouldn't have to say "hey guys what's up, i'm here to address this topic"

archmage505: wow great

archmage505: actually

archmage505: some people agree with the prime concept

archmage505: and don't mind it

archmage505: look at the reads of my prime threads

archmage505: they clearly mention it is about prime

archmage505: yet tons of people read them

Kotzenjunge: BUT WE CAN CAN CAN!

archmage505: right, because you guys care

Kotzenjunge: However:

Kotzenjunge: WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!

Kotzenjunge: EVERYBODY CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: Not everybody does though

Kotzenjunge: But:

archmage505: The regulars don't like me because of Dames

Kotzenjunge: WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!!

archmage505: blah blah

archmage505: It happened like this:

archmage505: I used to be a regular in the WWE and wrestling chat rooms on AOL

archmage505: AlwaysPissedOff was in there

archmage505: he is "alwayspissedoff"

archmage505: figure that off

archmage505: and thus he was pissed off

archmage505: about prime

Kotzenjunge: But:

archmage505: then he told dames about me

Kotzenjunge: Can he CAN CAN CAN????

archmage505: can he can can can?

archmage505: that doesn't make sense

archmage505: plea

archmage505: *please talk right

Kotzenjunge: I CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: Most people don't

archmage505: The only people who hate me are the regulars because the Dames knows the regulars

archmage505: he just told them about me

Kotzenjunge: Dames CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: and thus they put a label on me

Kotzenjunge: The label CAN CAN CAN !!!

archmage505: ok let me hear you talk about this

archmage505: don't be shy

archmage505: Jesus

archmage505: you've been online for 3+ days

archmage505: nonstop

archmage505: let me guess

archmage505: because you "can can can!!!"

Kotzenjunge: I, indeed, CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: firewall problem now, unable to connect.. too bad

archmage505: Before I said you thought I was NeverMortal

archmage505: yep, you did

archmage505: obviously

archmage505: He created a thread called "Acknowledge Prime"

archmage505: you were like OMG, he is the prime guy?

archmage505: for a second

archmage505: then you clicked it

archmage505: then you saw it wasn't him

archmage505: oh well

archmage505: But

archmage505: I am someone on TSM

archmage505: a much bigger person

Kotzenjunge: Because I COULD CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: you will find out

archmage505: one day

archmage505: wow, great conversation you are having there

archmage505: it makes me want to talk to you more actually

archmage505: not something to "make me go away"

Kotzenjunge: Then you too CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: I thought you were black because you said "fo sheez" a lot

archmage505: a white man doesn't tend to talk like that

Kotzenjunge: You could also CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: If you believe that politicians' primes are 28-32, than say the CAN CAN CAN thing

archmage505: *then say

Kotzenjunge: But they can't CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: You said that "Optimus Prime" was the "coolest name ever" or something like that

archmage505: you like prime

Kotzenjunge: He changed it because HE CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: You must have a firewall

archmage505: Oh well

archmage505: You are a funny guy when you talk

archmage505: You keep on going on and on

archmage505: rambling

archmage505: it is hilarious

Kotzenjunge: Do you know why I do that?

archmage505: Why?

Kotzenjunge: Because....

Kotzenjunge: I CAN CAN CAN~!

archmage505: you can?

archmage505: wow

archmage505: and even with the "~"

archmage505: wow man, you are so cool

Kotzenjunge: CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: yep

archmage505: and what's up with that banky guy?

archmage505: he likes cena

archmage505: whoop dee do

Kotzenjunge: Because HE CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: I heard you aren't good with the opposite sex, which is why you always talk about having sex with men

archmage505: Is this true?

archmage505: You aren't a romantic person.

archmage505: You aren't a ladies man.

Kotzenjunge: All because I CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: Have you fucked Kylie?

archmage505: I have

archmage505: Have you?

Kotzenjunge: I CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: But you haven't

Kotzenjunge: But:

Kotzenjunge: I CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: I couldn't prove that 28-32 is prime for politicians, neither could you, other than say that the rule is that past primers are only allowed to become politicians.

archmage505: You haven't proved me wrong in anything.

archmage505: I'm waiting for you to.

Kotzenjunge: But:

archmage505: This can can can stuff is just amusing to me.

Kotzenjunge: I CAN CAN CA!!!

archmage505: I'm enjoying it

archmage505: go on

Kotzenjunge: OMG!!!

archmage505: say it again please

Kotzenjunge: I MESSED UP!!!!

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!!!

archmage505: yeah

archmage505: you mess up at times

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: You have no morals and values right?

Kotzenjunge: Nope.

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!

Kotzenjunge: And anyone who CAN CAN CAN doesn't have them.

archmage505: i'm on a different computer now

archmage505: how do i disable firewall programs

archmage505: so we can talk

archmage505: won't go through apparently

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE IT CAN CAN CAN!!!!

Kotzenjunge: You warn me because YOU CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: Yes, because I can

Kotzenjunge: No, you CAN CAN CAN!!!!

Kotzenjunge: NOW CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: What if people are in jail? Then they don't have access to freedom

archmage505: They can't "CAN CAN CAN"

Kotzenjunge: THEY CAN CAN CAN!!!!!

archmage505: How so?

Kotzenjunge: THEY CAN CAN CAN!!!!

archmage505: You are a freaky looking guy too

archmage505: In that photo with the sunglasses

archmage505: I thought you were an alien

archmage505: That scared me

archmage505: Seriously

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE IT CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: You like premium gas

archmage505: Because you CAN CAN CAN

archmage505: yep

archmage505: you CAN CAN CAN

archmage505: that is why

archmage505: you like hot man sex

archmage505: because you CAN CAN CAN

archmage505: yep

archmage505: you CAN CAN CAN

archmage505: and you like fantacizing about prime

archmage505: you dream about it every night

archmage505: about 28-32

archmage505: the great concept of prime

archmage505: how if everyone knew it

Kotzenjunge: It CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: the world would be a much better place

archmage505: because you CAN CAN CAN

archmage505: that is why

archmage505: And I use "NO SOLD" in the right contexts

archmage505: it means ignored

archmage505: like if i send someone a message

Kotzenjunge: Because IT CAN CAN CAN!!!

archmage505: and they don't reply in a certain amount of time

archmage505: its NO SOLD

Kotzenjunge: IT CAN CAN CAN TOO!!!!

archmage505: think i know how to do this now

Kotzenjunge: YOU CAN'T CAN CAN!!!

Kotzenjunge: A block for you now.

Kotzenjunge: BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!!

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

 

Nice to see Fuckface is still bitter towards me about getting banned. I'd tell him to choke on my cock, but I'd be afraid of catching something due to all the homeless crackheads he deep-throats nightly.

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Guest treble charged

Heh. I think all the blocked users on my buddy list are this guy.

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Guest bob_barron

PrimeisJericho: Welcome to

PrimeisJericho: Prime

PrimeisJericho: is

PrimeisJericho: Jericho!!!!!!!!!!!!

PrimeisJericho: listen

PrimeisJericho: you didn't "disprove me" with Belfour

PrimeisJericho: i said that

harbert99: I did too

PrimeisJericho: He wasn't trying with the Dallas Stars

PrimeisJericho: he didn't like Dallas

PrimeisJericho: left right after he won the cup

harbert99: No he didnt

PrimeisJericho: stayed around to win

harbert99: No he didnt

PrimeisJericho: its not like all of a sudden one season in dallas past his prime he was MUCH better

harbert99: He stayed in Dallas for two years after he won the cup

harbert99: And made it to the Stanley Cup Finals the year after

PrimeisJericho: maybe because of his contract

PrimeisJericho: he couldn't get out

harbert99: and this year is his best year in terms of save %

PrimeisJericho: because he is in canada

PrimeisJericho: his homeland

PrimeisJericho: that is a logical reason

PrimeisJericho: just like gretzky

PrimeisJericho: think about it

harbert99: You're basically just making up inane reasons for your theory being disproved. Prime could work most of the time but not in all cases

PrimeisJericho: there are tons of players

harbert99: Eddie Belfour is an example of that

PrimeisJericho: that when they go to a new team they play MUCH BETTER

harbert99: Not always true

harbert99: Look at Bobby Holik on the Rangers

PrimeisJericho: don't know about him

PrimeisJericho: on the thread in TSM, just say that you are are wrong, and prime still hasn't been disproved

harbert99: I disproved it

PrimeisJericho: or at least say that I said that because Belfour is back in his homeland, he is playing much better

PrimeisJericho: because its true

PrimeisJericho: you didn't disprove it

PrimeisJericho: look at Gretzky

PrimeisJericho: in his PRIME

PrimeisJericho: he played worse?

PrimeisJericho: wtf

PrimeisJericho: no

PrimeisJericho: its because he left Canada

PrimeisJericho: went to LA

harbert99: No- it's because his prime had passed him

PrimeisJericho: didn't like LA

PrimeisJericho: yeah right

PrimeisJericho: he was 28

harbert99: Look at Brett Hull- he was his best before his prime

PrimeisJericho: best in his prime

PrimeisJericho: Greg Maddux wishes it was 1998

PrimeisJericho: back in his prime

harbert99: then explain why Brett Hull's best year was in 1990-1991

harbert99: and he's 38

harbert99: so OMG- he was younger then 28

PrimeisJericho: I don't like to go by individual years, because there are FACTORS

PrimeisJericho: i go by a group of years

PrimeisJericho: to eliminate factors

PrimeisJericho: like a great defense on year

PrimeisJericho: then a crap defense another year

PrimeisJericho: when that happens

PrimeisJericho: that factor is eliminated

PrimeisJericho: Go by Hull 28-32

PrimeisJericho: and 23-27

harbert99: Steve Yzerman's best 5 years were 1988-1993

PrimeisJericho: and 33-37

harbert99: He's 37

harbert99: That's 5 seasons

PrimeisJericho: i doubt it

PrimeisJericho: you will have to show me his stats

PrimeisJericho: to prove me wrong

harbert99: http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/stat...stics?statsId=5

PrimeisJericho: let me check it out

PrimeisJericho: 87-88 to 92-93 or 88-89 to 93-94?

harbert99: 87-88

PrimeisJericho: ok, let me check it out

PrimeisJericho: injuries slowed him down

PrimeisJericho: it is obvious

PrimeisJericho: look at how many games he played in

PrimeisJericho: 93-94 and 94-95

harbert99: 94-95 was a lockout year

harbert99: they only played 48 games that year

PrimeisJericho: then what about 93-94?

PrimeisJericho: he played in only 58 games

harbert99: That one year he was probably banged up

PrimeisJericho: yeah injuries

PrimeisJericho: could have gotten a major one

PrimeisJericho: major injuries affect prime, remember

harbert99: It wasnt a major injury

PrimeisJericho: how do you know?

harbert99: Cause he went and played all 48 games the next year

harbert99: Your theory is flawed because you keep having to make excuses for it and it obviously doesnt apply to people outside of sports

PrimeisJericho: look at his plus/minure ratio

PrimeisJericho: *minus ratio

PrimeisJericho: it was better from 92-93 - 96-97 than from 87-88 - 91-92

PrimeisJericho: that is just as important as points

harbert99: Not for an offenceman

harbert99: Points are more important

PrimeisJericho: how so?

harbert99: If you're on defence then yes +/- is important

harbert99: If he's a centre it's more important to score points and then stop goals- that's the defence and the goalies job

PrimeisJericho: If it isn't important then why are points/minue ratio listed for offensive players?

PrimeisJericho: *minus

harbert99: Cause they are- why a points listed for a defencemen when they are not that important compared to an offenceman

PrimeisJericho: he wasn't any worse in his prime

harbert99: Beflour already disproves prime and Kotzen used political figures to prove you wrong

harbert99: But he was at his best pre-prime

PrimeisJericho: 93-94 and 94-95 he didn't play in enough games

PrimeisJericho: so ignore those seasons

PrimeisJericho: 92-93, he scored 137 points

harbert99: That's impressive

PrimeisJericho: 95-96 he had 95

PrimeisJericho: which is just a tad lower than what he had in his youth

PrimeisJericho: in those 5 years you listed

PrimeisJericho: in a majority of those seasons he had in the 100s

PrimeisJericho: from 100-110

harbert99: A tad lower? Eh- I'd rather have 137 then 85

PrimeisJericho: right

PrimeisJericho: but 95 isn't much lower than a 103

PrimeisJericho: Kotzenjunge didn't disprove me

PrimeisJericho: He said that in politics, primes aren't allowed in

PrimeisJericho: I said that doesn't prove they can't perform the job

PrimeisJericho: they never have been given a chance

PrimeisJericho: only past primers are allowed for most or all political jobs

PrimeisJericho: Belfour doesn't disprove prime

harbert99: Wouldnt they know prime is the best

harbert99: and let them in

harbert99: Belfour does

PrimeisJericho: They don't know

PrimeisJericho: 28-32 you peak in ability

PrimeisJericho: Michael Jordan proves this

PrimeisJericho: the best ever

harbert99: He's one person

harbert99: Not everyone

PrimeisJericho: but he is the "perfect athlete"

PrimeisJericho: so he isn't a special case

PrimeisJericho: he is the best person to judge prime on

harbert99: He's not the perfect athelete

harbert99: No one is perfect

PrimeisJericho: ok one of the best

PrimeisJericho: in modern times

PrimeisJericho: one of the best players

PrimeisJericho: Belfour doesn't disprove prime

harbert99: He does too

PrimeisJericho: not trying is another exception to the prime concept

PrimeisJericho: like Gretzky

PrimeisJericho: once he got in LA

PrimeisJericho: he stopped trying

PrimeisJericho: why else would his stats go down?

PrimeisJericho: the guy was 28

PrimeisJericho: gretzky was a great player

harbert99: cause he wasn't as good

PrimeisJericho: and he was in his prime

PrimeisJericho: he didn't play as good, but he could

PrimeisJericho: imagine if he did

PrimeisJericho: imagine if he tried

harbert99: You just make up not trying becasue you know your theory is flawed

PrimeisJericho: my theory is not flawed

harbert99: If you said 'most people fall under prime' then I could see that

PrimeisJericho: show me a player who has played with the same team

PrimeisJericho: all people do

PrimeisJericho: a player who has played with the same team

harbert99: But going 'Gretzky didnt try' is being idiotic

PrimeisJericho: who hasn't had any major injuries

PrimeisJericho: its not

PrimeisJericho: Why else would his stats go down RIGHT AWAY

PrimeisJericho: when he joins a new team

PrimeisJericho: LA

PrimeisJericho: he just didn't like LA

PrimeisJericho: it wasn't the same as Edmonton

PrimeisJericho: so he didn't really care

PrimeisJericho: he wasn't motivated

harbert99: That's not true

PrimeisJericho: i guess he got his big contract

harbert99: He wanted to win a cup in lA

harbert99: LA

PrimeisJericho: he already won cups

PrimeisJericho: he wasn't motivated

harbert99: Yes he was

harbert99: He wanted to show people he could win elsewhere

PrimeisJericho: If he was, he would have played better than ever

harbert99: No- he just disproves your theory

harbert99: If he wasn't trying then why did he lead them to finals in 1993

PrimeisJericho: but did they win?

PrimeisJericho: he didn't care

PrimeisJericho: Gretzky was IN HIS PRIME

harbert99: No- But they made it to the finals cause he carried them

PrimeisJericho: the greatest hockey player ever

PrimeisJericho: of course

PrimeisJericho: if he cared

PrimeisJericho: they would have won

harbert99: nope

harbert99: Montreal was the better team

harbert99: Everyone knew that and Roy played like it was 1986 again

PrimeisJericho: 1993 sounds like Roy's prime

PrimeisJericho: probably one of his 28-32 years

PrimeisJericho: don't know his age

PrimeisJericho: wayne gretzky got bored of doing nothing

PrimeisJericho: so he decided what the hell

PrimeisJericho: let me carry these LA jokers

PrimeisJericho: and see how far they will go

PrimeisJericho: and they got to the finals

harbert99: Patrick Roy is 37 btw

PrimeisJericho: His prime is 1994-1998 then

PrimeisJericho: I'm going to sleep

harbert99: http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/stat...ics?statsId=440

PrimeisJericho: You haven't proved me wrong

harbert99: Yes I have

PrimeisJericho: Belfour loves Canada

PrimeisJericho: therefore he tried much harder

harbert99: Nope

harbert99: You're wrong

PrimeisJericho: as soon as he got to the Maple Leafs

PrimeisJericho: yes

harbert99: Belfour disproves prime

PrimeisJericho: When you are playing for a team you don't like

harbert99: He loved Dallas

PrimeisJericho: or a team that you aren't thrilled about playing for

harbert99: he made it to the finals twice\

PrimeisJericho: he loves Toronto more

harbert99: If they were in their prime wouldnt they know to try harder

PrimeisJericho: they made a mistake

PrimeisJericho: not everyone in their prime tries

PrimeisJericho: they should

harbert99: But they were in prime

PrimeisJericho: right

PrimeisJericho: what is your point?

harbert99: They should know this

PrimeisJericho: they messed up

PrimeisJericho: i know

harbert99: THEY MESSED UP IN PRIME?

harbert99: How?

PrimeisJericho: by not trying

PrimeisJericho: thats how

harbert99: If they are in the prime of their life they will know to try

PrimeisJericho: no

PrimeisJericho: that is why I come in

PrimeisJericho: Most people don't know about prime

PrimeisJericho: I inform them of it

PrimeisJericho: so they know

harbert99: Eddie Belfour, Wayne Gretzky and to a lesser event Stevie Yzerman disprove prime

PrimeisJericho: for instance, when they reach their prime

PrimeisJericho: they will know to try

PrimeisJericho: because of me

PrimeisJericho: Belfour finally got to Canada

harbert99: Patrick Roy had his brst save % year last season

PrimeisJericho: and tried harder than ever

harbert99: When he was 36

PrimeisJericho: Gretzky was apathetic about LA

PrimeisJericho: Yzerman doesn't disprove prime at all

harbert99: Patrick Roy had his best GAA and Save % last year

PrimeisJericho: i am going to bed now

harbert99: Gretzky was not apathetic

harbert99: Doesn't Roy disprove prime?

harbert99: ROY DISPROVES PRIME OMG

PrimeisJericho: as soon as Gretzky started to play for LA his stats went down

harbert99: Wayne Gretzky, Patrick Roy, Eddie Belfour all disprove prime

PrimeisJericho: i REALLY doubt he started to decline skills wise at the age of 28

harbert99: Well he did

harbert99: Darn

PrimeisJericho: its because gretzky didn't care

harbert99: No- he wanted to win a cup in LA

harbert99: to show Edmonton

PrimeisJericho: roy i'm sure doesn't disprove prime

PrimeisJericho: i'm going to sleep

PrimeisJericho: i'll prove you wrong with roy later

PrimeisJericho: bye

harbert99: Then how come at the age of 36 he had his best year

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No love for me disproving prime with Eddie Belfour?

No, because arguing with him rationally isn't entertaining to read for others.

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Lkdg32: Imagine a series of Flair-Steamboat matches from 1981

Lkdg32: that would be awesome

Hah, we got him beat on this one. Flair and Steamboat DID work a match for Japanese TV in 1982, and I've got it on tape. Problem is: it's good, but not anywhere NEAR the level of the awesome stuff they did later in 1989. Dumbass.

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No love for me disproving prime with Eddie Belfour?

No, because arguing with him rationally isn't entertaining to read for others.

Eh- I think its funny just seeing him keep getting backed into a wall.

 

Didn't Steamboat and Flair have a bunch of matches in the early 80s?

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...I just don't understand why or how you guys can have these extended conversations with him. It's kind of terrifying, actually.

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This is the same guy who when I say "BB King" he has no clue who the man is.

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Basically, he IM'ed me and asked if I was a smoothie. I responded appropiately, by asking what the fuck that is.

 

He then said that someone in their prime has a smooth face, and thus, is a smoothie.

 

After this, I toyed with him for a few minutes, with talk Steve Corino's primeness and my joking love for SC.

 

... then he said that he would lick Albert, and would have sex with Big Show. And that he would pick them over Trish and Torrie, not because he's gay, but because Albert and Show are in their prime. At which point he asked for my photo, and I decided to block him, having grown bored.

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...I just don't understand why or how you guys can have these extended conversations with him. It's kind of terrifying, actually.

I'm with Edwin.

 

Just accept IMs from people who are on your buddy list.

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...I just don't understand why or how you guys can have these extended conversations with him.  It's kind of terrifying, actually.

I'm with Edwin.

 

Just accept IMs from people who are on your buddy list.

Or being very selective to whom you give your IM handle to. Like yours truly.

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...I just don't understand why or how you guys can have these extended conversations with him.  It's kind of terrifying, actually.

I'm with Edwin.

 

Just accept IMs from people who are on your buddy list.

Or being very selective to whom you give your IM handle to. Like yours truly.

I know it. :wub:

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When he IMs me, I usually talk to him for a few minutes, as I usually have nothing better to do. I'll block him when he gets annoying, though, and he usually contacts me with another name once or twice before giving up for the night.

 

EDIT: Of course, I'm talking about Flyboy.

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This is the same guy who when I say "BB King" he has no clue who the man is.

This guy is a fuck hole for not knowing who BB King is

 

 

and here's someone who disproves his "Prime" theory: Danny Way

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Dude, why do you guys keep arguing with this genetic defect anyway?

 

Follow the 3 I's, Ignore, Ignore, Ignore. Eventually the parasites have nothing to feed on and they get bored and go away.

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It honestly hasn't worked. I tried ignoring prime and just blocking him but he keeps iming me. So I might as well have some fun while I'm at it

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There's an option for AIM that only lets people from your buddy list IM you.

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Yea I know. But sometimes my friends from high school will IM me who aren't on my buddy list so that's why I don't put that option on

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Sorry Flyboy, we aren't all antisocial bastards who are afraid of meeting new people.

 

Seriously though, he always bothers me late at night when there's literally NOTHING else to do, so why not fuck with him? BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!! Also, has anyone else ever been warned by him? I'd love to have the honor of being the first person who exasperated him enough to be warned.

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And he fails at deception again...

 

olsenbox: I heard you like meeting new people online, that's what you told Flyboy.

olsenbox: No I'm not that prime guy, that motherfucker!

olsenbox: So

olsenbox: a/s/l?

Kotzenjunge: Sure you aren't.

Kotzenjunge: That's why you just happen to IM me a mere five minutes after I block another Prime screen name.

olsenbox: coincidence

Kotzenjunge: And don't just ask a/s/l, you break the question up into two seperate messages.

Kotzenjunge: Much as he speaks, in broken statements.

olsenbox: A lot of people speak that way.

olsenbox: In conversations online.

Kotzenjunge: Sure they do.

Kotzenjunge: I only know two people who do.

Kotzenjunge: Prime and a legit buddy of mine.,

olsenbox: Well its more than one person

olsenbox: well now 3 you know

Kotzenjunge: No, it's still two.

olsenbox: oh?

olsenbox: am i the legit buddy or yours?

olsenbox: *of yours

Kotzenjunge: You aren't fooling me.

Kotzenjunge: You show as being online for three minutes, and lack a profile. Seems like either a brand new screen name, or one that was just switched to from another.

Kotzenjunge: And I highly doubt you came online just to talk to me out of the blue.

olsenbox: Not everyone has a profile.

olsenbox: Most don't actually.

Kotzenjunge: But the time is the telling clue.

olsenbox: As I said, coincidence

Kotzenjunge: Now, if you had been on for, say, 28-32 minutes, that'd be more legitimate.

olsenbox: hmm, i thought that 28-32 thing applies to age, not minutes

Kotzenjunge: Nope, it's minutes.

olsenbox: but then again i don't think that "theory" is right, i mean 28-32 is prime, that is fucking stupid!

olsenbox: mother fucker cocksucker! i am so pissed off

olsenbox: i am punching my pillow

olsenbox: god damn it

olsenbox: that mother fucker ruined my day

olsenbox: with the prime

Kotzenjunge: Substitute "pillow" with "nutsack" and you'd have an appropriate punishment for yourself, Mr. Prime.

olsenbox: Well, at least I draw

olsenbox: Over 500+ reads

Kotzenjunge: He never talks to anyone during the day.

olsenbox: He does actually

Kotzenjunge: And it comes out. Fucking loser.

Kotzenjunge: Goodbye, Prime.

olsenbox: My other threads get 2000+ reads

 

And he was blocked... AGAIN.

 

EDIT: MERE MOMENTS LATER...

 

iluvkylie56512: HEY I AM STARTING A KYLIE FAN CLUB AND I HEARD YOU ARE TSM'S BIGGEST KYLIE FAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE FAN CLUB I'M STARTING?

Kotzenjunge: Sorry Prime, no.

iluvkylie56512: wHO IS THAT?

Kotzenjunge: Nice try, Prime.

Kotzenjunge: Don't soil the good name of Kylie with your bullshit. Now go eat a cock and die.

iluvkylie56512: WHY?

Kotzenjunge: Because...

iluvkylie56512: ?

Kotzenjunge: YOU CAN CAN CAN!!!

iluvkylie56512: PEOPLE LOVE ME, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE READ ME

iluvkylie56512: I AM LOVED

 

How dare he! Someone look up where the 56512 zip code is. I think we've got our first inkling of where this fucker lives.

Edited by Kotzenjunge

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Ehh, I was just wondering if he was really a student at Coastal Florida University or wherever he said he was. Don't most universities get their own zip codes?

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